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The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:37 am
muy_thaiguy wrote: jcalebmoore wrote: Filthy mouth breathers...
What if they breathe through their noses?
In that case, they'd be quite sanitary nose breathers.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
jcalebmoore
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by jcalebmoore » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:45 pm
I'd like to add a new bit of jargon to the Spamalot lexicon if everyone is cool with that. "gry". It's very similar to "gfy" except the "f" for "f*ck" is replaced with "r" for "rape". Its for use when you what someone to go f*ck themselves, but you want the fucking to be more aggressive, and also completely unwanted. I've begun feeling like "gfy" doesn't always make people feel as bad as I'd like it to. Thoughts from the spam gallery?
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:40 pm
Go rape yourself sounds like an excellent addition. I'd defintly would cry in a corner if someone came up to me and told me that at this moment.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
Serbia
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by Serbia » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:53 pm
Spinach.
notyou2
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by notyou2 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:57 pm
If you really want them to feel violated, how about "go anally rape yourself"....gary.
jcalebmoore
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by jcalebmoore » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:12 pm
notyou2 wrote: If you really want them to feel violated, how about "go anally rape yourself"....gary.
I just feel like that gets wordy. I want the simplicity of go f*ck yourself, but I want them to know I don't want them to enjoy it.
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:53 pm
Short and sweet. It works.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:17 am
How about...Go wipe your ass with wood? GWYAWW
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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by muy_thaiguy » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:49 pm
Army of GOD wrote: spam
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
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"Eh, whatever." -Anonymous What, you expected something deep or flashy?
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:34 pm
muy_thaiguy wrote: Army of GOD wrote: spam
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Too true.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
jcalebmoore
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by jcalebmoore » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:06 pm
What else floats in water? Also, do it right, dammit.
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by nagerous » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:39 am
How about a simple 'I'm gonna f*ck your face up'
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:04 am
nagerous wrote: How about a simple 'I'm gonna f*ck your face up'
Too wordy.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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by muy_thaiguy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:20 pm
GFY?
"Eh, whatever." -Anonymous What, you expected something deep or flashy?
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:02 pm
Gladly!
...Oh, right, you meant that as a proposition for our insulting phrase and not as a suggestion. . .
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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by muy_thaiguy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:15 pm
Both, actually. Oh, can't forget about this one! How about "hecter," kind of says it all in one word, doesn't it?
"Eh, whatever." -Anonymous What, you expected something deep or flashy?
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:26 pm
hecter is indeed, a very offensive word.
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:10 am
That it is...
On a completely different, attention-seeking note: 'Tis my birthday, today.
Just had to tell someone, and I'd rather tell the people who won't give a damn...Works as spam
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
muy_thaiguy
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by muy_thaiguy » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:43 am
Happy Birthday!
"Eh, whatever." -Anonymous What, you expected something deep or flashy?
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:39 am
The Weird One wrote: That it is...
On a completely different, attention-seeking note: 'Tis my birthday, today.
Just had to tell someone, and I'd rather tell the people who won't give a damn...Works as spam
*Humps Face*
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:26 pm
Danke schon
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
The Weird One
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by The Weird One » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:21 pm
Merry Christmas, peoples!!!!
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
DirtyDishSoap
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by DirtyDishSoap » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:45 pm
Merry Christmas... Whoever bought me premium last time... STOP FUCKING DOING IT! I RARELY PLAY ANYMORE!
Dukasaur wrote: saxitoxin wrote: taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote: Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.