Can I get a 6 please?

[MNDuke]

Finally someone else has created a dice bitch thread other than me. And yes, the new system is bullshit. Its just too fucking bad that the TECHS can't see past their own dicks in their hands to realize that something may be wrong. It's infuriating because all they do is spout off the same old talking points. The dice could be random, but they aren't right. I agree the old system was far more balanced and less streaky. Much more in tune with real life.

[Woodruff]

Finally someone else has created a dice bitch thread other than me. And yes, the new system is bullshit. Its just too fucking bad that the TECHS can't see past their own dicks in their hands to realize that something may be wrong. It's infuriating because all they do is spout off the same old talking points. The dice could be random, but they aren't right. I agree the old system was far more balanced and less streaky. Much more in tune with real life.

What is infuriating is your presumption that the techs HAVEN'T looked at it.

[Qwert]

man, i have bad dices also,and i lost 1000 points,but i dont see what will bring you these topic abouth bad dices.

[MNDuke]

Finally someone else has created a dice bitch thread other than me. And yes, the new system is bullshit. Its just too fucking bad that the TECHS can't see past their own dicks in their hands to realize that something may be wrong. It's infuriating because all they do is spout off the same old talking points. The dice could be random, but they aren't right. I agree the old system was far more balanced and less streaky. Much more in tune with real life.

What is infuriating is your presumption that the techs HAVEN'T looked at it.

Because if they had CC would be fixed and not in this bandaged state that is the status quo.

What is hoped to be accomplished? Well I suggest you invest in a seeing eye dog if you haven't found it by now...IT IS CHANGE! It's maddening how ridiculous the dice are. The dice seem to have 2 numbers on them, 6 and 1. They fucked CC up by changing to the new system. I would like to see the numbers of people renewing premium from this time of the year last year and it compare it with this years.

[niMic]

Finally someone else has created a dice bitch thread other than me. And yes, the new system is bullshit. Its just too fucking bad that the TECHS can't see past their own dicks in their hands to realize that something may be wrong. It's infuriating because all they do is spout off the same old talking points. The dice could be random, but they aren't right. I agree the old system was far more balanced and less streaky. Much more in tune with real life.

What is infuriating is your presumption that the techs HAVEN'T looked at it.

Because if they had CC would be fixed and not in this bandaged state that is the status quo.

What is hoped to be accomplished? Well I suggest you invest in a seeing eye dog if you haven't found it by now...IT IS CHANGE! It's maddening how ridiculous the dice are. The dice seem to have 2 numbers on them, 6 and 1. They fucked CC up by changing to the new system. I would like to see the numbers of people renewing premium from this time of the year last year and it compare it with this years.

They might seem to, but they don't. As anyone who uses Dice Analyzer can see.

[legionbuck]

Finally someone else has created a dice bitch thread other than me. And yes, the new system is bullshit. Its just too fucking bad that the TECHS can't see past their own dicks in their hands to realize that something may be wrong. It's infuriating because all they do is spout off the same old talking points. The dice could be random, but they aren't right. I agree the old system was far more balanced and less streaky. Much more in tune with real life.

What is infuriating is your presumption that the techs HAVEN'T looked at it.

If they have, and it's still screwed up...then the Donald needs to tell those geeks " YOUR FIRED " !

Count on this : unless this situation is corrected, my premium is gonna go bye bye. I can get screwed for $25 better than CC's way of doing it, and it will feel wonderful.

[jimboston]

Count on this : unless this situation is corrected, my premium is gonna go bye bye. I can get screwed for $25 better than CC's way of doing it, and it will feel wonderful.

Where can you get this service for $25?

In Boston you couldn't even get a street-whore-handjob for that price.

Not that I would know what the going rate should be.

[MNDuke]

Seriously what a crock of shit this site has become. I can't wait to wipe my ass with it once my premium runs out. Where's Dako so I can tell him to shove his piece of shit intensity cubes. Guess what Dako it sucks and no matter how many times you tell yourself its perfection it doesn't make it true. I suppose its easy to sleep when you lie to yourself. Rest well and congrats on breaking CC.

[jefjef]

CC. I pay to have fun not for you to give enjoyment to almost everyone I fucking play. End the manipulated random bullshit. What a bunch of shit. Stop scripting the random. You've had your fun and laughs. Now provide us with an honest game site.

[MNDuke]

At least you still have your hat

Game 8214534 If CC isn't fucked, then why do games like this happen? killed 3 guys and lost 21 in 4 rounds of game play. Bullshit.

[karelpietertje]

dice would not act like this--these are random numbers not cubes rolling around. There is a difference. That being said--I am fine with the way they act--some good some bad.

I do wish I could auto attack without feeling like I was going to get a screw job--here is my example from a game earlier and I think it is my worst roll ever:

26v3 down to 3v2

Lost 23 taking one with offensive dice. That one amazed me.

21v2 to 2v2 a couple days ago , wonder why I'm a sergeant right now?

Don't know... but even an officer should realize that 21v2 simply cannot go down to 2v2, so maybe it's got to do with the lies you spread.

[donkeymile]

21v2 can't happen? LOL - pulllllllllease ... I've seen plenty worse than that and its not exactly a rare event either.

[karelpietertje]

21v2 can't happen? LOL - pulllllllllease ... I've seen plenty worse than that and its not exactly a rare event either.

lol, mr. Donkey, I meant that it is not just improbable, but actually impossible to go from 21v2 to 2v2.
Could you tell me how many rolls it took to lose 19 troops in a row?

[jimboston]

21v2 can't happen? LOL - pulllllllllease ... I've seen plenty worse than that and its not exactly a rare event either.

lol, mr. Donkey, I meant that it is not just improbable, but actually impossible to go from 21v2 to 2v2.
Could you tell me how many rolls it took to lose 19 troops in a row?

She's right.

In CC it's impossible.

In real life Risk it would be possible, because the attacker or defender can decide to roll fewer dice that they are allowed... but that is not the case in CC World.

[donkeymile]

she's arguing semantics then - I didn't focus on the exact number - for all I cared it could have been 22v2 or 20v2 .... I thought the intent was that those types of improbabilities didn't happen.

Sorry for the confusion.

[jimboston]

she's arguing semantics then - I didn't focus on the exact number - for all I cared it could have been 22v2 or 20v2 .... I thought the intent was that those types of improbabilities didn't happen.

Sorry for the confusion.

You stated it as-if it were a fact.

BTW.. 20v2 still couldn't end up as 2v2.

That said... yes it matters... because if you are off by 2 or 3 digits, why couldn't you be off by 4 or 5? Maybe it wasn't 22v2... maybe it was 19v2 or 17v2?

The statistical likelihood of a 17v2 is SUBSTANTIALLY different than 22v2.

Though of course, neither is impossible... the former though would (on avg.) occur a LOT less frequently.

[donkeymile]

I completely agree JB.

BTW - I just took a 30v4 auto assault and had 6 left .... that was a bit insane and may have lost me the game

[jimboston]

I completely agree JB.

BTW - I just took a 30v4 auto assault and had 6 left .... that was a bit insane and may have lost me the game

You just suck at rolling the dice man.

I think you should quit now.

[MNDuke]

but, CC IS JUNK!

[Bruceswar]

but, CC IS JUNK!

Oddly the same people stay up at the top, surely they are getting the same dice as you? Did you ever stop to think you might just suck and cannot keep a high rank? Yeah sure dice happen, and we all get bad dice.. I just rolled 40 vs 4 other day and lost it, but that does not change the facts betters players are just that better. We all get shit dice and all, it is just what we do with ourselves during that time.

[MNDuke]

but, CC IS JUNK!

Oddly the same people stay up at the top, surely they are getting the same dice as you? Did you ever stop to think you might just suck and cannot keep a high rank? Yeah sure dice happen, and we all get bad dice.. I just rolled 40 vs 4 other day and lost it, but that does not change the facts betters players are just that better. We all get shit dice and all, it is just what we do with ourselves during that time.

Ha, you couldn't be more of an ass and more wrong. I held Major for nearly a year before the dice system changed. Peaked at Col and since have been on a 6 month slide. So, try again. It has nothing to do with getting beat by better players. I find myself getting beat by noobs with lucky dice/drops than anything. CC is junk plain and simple.

P.S. Game 8179712 - does this make a better player than you?

[JoshyBoy]

I completely agree JB.

I never said anything...

[donkeymile]

it was implied!!!!

[tdans]

it was implied!!!!

you're a donkey

[Commander9]

Is it coincidence that the sun rises every day?

Actually, yes, yes it is. Why did you ask?