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This appears to be a universal remote. Do you know if it can also operate the stove and washing machine?
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notyou2 wrote:
mgconstruction wrote:Image


This appears to be a universal remote. Do you know if it can also operate the stove and washing machine?

It can! And with the right motivation, can make a good sandwich too!
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
mgconstruction wrote:Image


This appears to be a universal remote. Do you know if it can also operate the stove and washing machine?

It can! And with the right motivation, can make a good sandwich too!


Although if you have to tell her twice, Then theres gonna be trouble in Rivercity
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always a good way to lock things with. maybe a suggestion for us mods...

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Been done. Next?
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[bigimg]http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/10/j7cg0zfyon.jpg[/bigimg]
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Trapezoid is a better word than quadrilateral
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Army of GOD wrote:Trapezoid is a better word than quadrilateral

Both are accurate.
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safariguy5 wrote:[bigimg]http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/10/j7cg0zfyon.jpg[/bigimg]

Click to enlarge? I'd need a bigger monitor to fit those puppies in the screen!
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maasman wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Trapezoid is a better word than quadrilateral

Both are accurate.


Yea, but if it was a square then the word "quadrilateral" wasn't there. No one gives trapezoids any love =(
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2dimes wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:[bigimg]http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/10/j7cg0zfyon.jpg[/bigimg]

Click to enlarge? I'd need a bigger monitor to fit those puppies in the screen!


Her eyes seem to be pointing in different directions. Is she looking at me? I'm not sure. Perhaps she's looking at you? She's looking at both of us :shock:
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notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:[bigimg]http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/10/j7cg0zfyon.jpg[/bigimg]

Click to enlarge? I'd need a bigger monitor to fit those puppies in the screen!


Her eyes seem to be pointing in different directions. Is she looking at me? I'm not sure. Perhaps she's looking at you? She's looking at both of us :shock:


I'm sorry, I don't see any eyes.
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She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.
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her face almost looks photoshopped
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Army of GOD wrote:She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.


agreed, definitely a butherface/butterface no idea how its spelled but i think you all catch my drift
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ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.


agreed, definitely a butherface/butterface no idea how its spelled but i think you all catch my drift


Brown-bag special
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Army of GOD wrote:
ljex wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:She's actually only attractive when you avoid her face.Once you catch a glimpse of it you lose all hope for her.


agreed, definitely a butherface/butterface no idea how its spelled but i think you all catch my drift


Brown-bag special


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Plastic works best.



Or, is that for necrophiliac sex?
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rdsrds2120 wrote:Image


I'm not sure how this would be demotivational...
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maasman wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:Image


I'm not sure how this would be demotivational...


beyond that i dont even find it entertaining
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