WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

I GOT SERVED · Post by **I GOT SERVED** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:32 pm

Wow.....I just got like, quadruple fast-posted. Very strange......

max is gr8 · Post by **max is gr8** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:32 pm

But you do relise you've been making out with a sex toy while I;ve been talking to cynthia in the real room :roll:

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:48 pm

Which is when you realize that you need glasses and you are actually in the closet talking to a mop, while I have been in the room kissing a sex toy while Cynthia masterbates.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:53 pm

Sex toys have a mind of there own

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:55 pm

They do don't they…

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:56 pm

But of course they do!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:58 pm

WHOOH! *pulls the vibrator out of my bum* How the hell did that get there…

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:59 pm

You got to take the batteries out of them in order to kill them

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:01 pm

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:03 pm

*goes to take out the batteries* *vibrator shakes violently* WHOOH! *drops it and it (somehow) runs off* Gee, they really do have minds of there own.

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:44 pm

Ya, they do don't they :roll:

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:47 pm

Boobs

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:50 pm

You really have a crave today, don't you dirty(dishsoap) :wink:

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:55 pm

Call me DDS, Dirty, Dish, Soap or Dirty Dish Soap...or just Sam one of those options will do...

And i love Boobs...and Coke Cola...Greatest combo ever

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:55 pm

Or Rambo

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:24 pm

Your a badass Rambo

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:49 pm

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:50 pm

Do-whap-do-whap-do-whap!

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:51 pm

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:52 pm

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:38 pm

lol posted 2007 noob of the year, need some voters

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:16 pm

The Challenge of the Black Knight, By redbull, edited by hecter wrote:As the party goes on inside Spamalot just outside the castle in the darkness stands alone, one knight brave and ready for a fight. Looking at the bright lights and listening to the laughing and crying, he is intent on his job he walks toward the castle gate. As the king and queen retire for the night and the darkness falls upon the castle the lone knight steadly climbs the west wall of the city, not a soul sees the danger that comes towards them. Slowly he climbs over the wall and drops into the court yard. The noise gets louder and louder as he approches the great hall, but still no one sees him. His black amour glints in the pale moon light at the door stands two drunk gaurds. He easly subdues the drunkards and moves on. As the knight enters the hall the light slightly blinds him but for a second only. He draws his sword and the hall was completely silent except for the muffled sounds of mice running here and there as each man and woman sees the knight in the doorway. One of the knights then grabs for his sword but it was not there. He was to drunk to realize it was sitting beside him and the knight seeing this action quickly grabbed the sword off the bench and held his to the drunkards neck and says "I suggest you fetch your king before I send you to your grave." The man did so and not to long later the king of Spamalot entered the room half dressed and sweaty, his sword hung loosely from his side, with ale on the kings breath and stains on his shirt the king half leaning on his sword for support looks at the Black Knight standing in front of him. "What do you want in my court!" the king bellowed. The knight bowed mockingly and said in in turn "I have come to kill…" The king stared blankly back at him "Who have you come to kill?" the king asks, with a hint of fear on his voice. "You" he replied quietly as the king stands there in distres. From this tall dark knight with hair the color of a chestnut and skin as smooth as ivory the knight speaks with almost a chuckel in his voice saying "I red bull the free roaming knight challenges you king hecter to a match of 5 games of war! Will you except? If so I shall chose 3 maps that I favor most and you shall chose 2 the winner gets lady Cynthia's hand." He glances at the queen and gets lost in her eyes and for a moment he finds him self caught off gaurd. Her eyes wild like the winds on the plains her hair lightly tosing in the breeze he falls silent for a moment, and then redirects his glance at hecter. "What is your answer?" The Black Knight asks hastly. The king replied "I will meet you in battle with my knights, but the throne will always be mine, as well as Cynthia. It doesn't matter what the battle of the outcome is, that will not change. It will be for glory only." Then the Black Knight looks up and says "Fine…"

This is redbulls story guys, and if you could put it on the first post, that would be great okay Vincent

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:20 pm

It deserves a reward

i cant think of any but it deserves an applause
=D>

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:24 pm

It took me forever to fix it…

red bull · Post by **red bull** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:56 pm