Our lives are probably shorter because we work hard to share those experiences.
I seem to remember reading that women's longevity isn't what it used to be, which was being attributed to professional careers and the associated stress.
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?
How much would you pay to bleed out your twatty once a month and birth a nine pound body out of it, not to mention have men not even listen to anything you say.
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?
How much would you pay to bleed out your twatty once a month and birth a nine pound body out of it, not to mention have men not even listen to anything you say.
I'm sorry, did you say something? I was watching the game, and why the hell aren't you in the kitchen!?
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?
How much would you pay to bleed out your twatty once a month and birth a nine pound body out of it, not to mention have men not even listen to anything you say.
I'm sorry, did you say something? I was watching the game, and why the hell aren't you in the kitchen!?
My wife got me a refill on my brandy sniffer. I WIN LIFE!
Women are superior to men because women are a lot more attractive. I don't want to have sex with other men (ok, maybe a few exceptions like the.killing.44, ManB, pimpdave, Juan_Bottom, AndyD, lackattack, king achilles, BanMungalow, notyou2, Timminz and Serbia at the same time, etc.) but I very much like having sex with women.
Army of GOD wrote:Women are superior to men because women are a lot more attractive. I don't want to have sex with other men (ok, maybe a few exceptions like the.killing.44, ManB, pimpdave, Juan_Bottom, AndyD, lackattack, king achilles, BanMungalow, notyou2, Timminz and Serbia at the same time, etc.) but I very much like having sex with women.
Army of GOD wrote:Women are superior to men because women are a lot more attractive. I don't want to have sex with other men (ok, maybe a few exceptions like the.killing.44, ManB, pimpdave, Juan_Bottom, AndyD, lackattack, king achilles, BanMungalow, notyou2, Timminz and Serbia at the same time, etc.) but I very much like having sex with women.
I'm flattered, but I have a height restriction that my sexual partners must be 5 foot 8 or taller.
My girlfriend got off the bus yesterday with the buggy and twisted her knee. I got home and she started moaning about how her knee was all swollen and that she couldn't do this and couldn't do that and needed to see the doctor and that i needed to do this and i needed to do that.
After she eventually stopped talking I said "I wish it was your tongue that was swollen"
Pedronicus wrote:My girlfriend got off the bus yesterday with the buggy and twisted her knee. I got home and she started moaning about how her knee was all swollen and that she couldn't do this and couldn't do that and needed to see the doctor and that i needed to do this and i needed to do that.
After she eventually stopped talking I said "I wish it was your tongue that was swollen"