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Women are Superior to Men

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I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?
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Our lives are probably shorter because we work hard
to share those experiences.

I seem to remember reading that women's longevity isn't what it used to be,
which was being attributed to professional careers and the associated stress.
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Good thing I split the defense and am both male and female.
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I thought it was because they made decent sandwiches.
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Not to mention the double standards in society.
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bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?


How much would you pay to bleed out your twatty once a month and birth a nine pound body out of it, not to mention have men not even listen to anything you say.
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Phatscotty wrote:
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?


How much would you pay to bleed out your twatty once a month and birth a nine pound body out of it, not to mention have men not even listen to anything you say.

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was watching the game, and why the hell aren't you in the kitchen!?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?


How much would you pay to bleed out your twatty once a month and birth a nine pound body out of it, not to mention have men not even listen to anything you say.

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was watching the game, and why the hell aren't you in the kitchen!?


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LOL, discrimination against women is funny...
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They're only superior at certain things, like cleaning, looking after children, making sandwiches and talking incessantly about nothing.
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http://www.mastersofhealthcare.com/blog ... ns-brains/

There are definitely differences, but I wouldn't color one advantageous over the other entirely.

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bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?

i wont pay i will just do it. also the longest living man in the world was a man.
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Women are superior to men because women are a lot more attractive. I don't want to have sex with other men (ok, maybe a few exceptions like the.killing.44, ManB, pimpdave, Juan_Bottom, AndyD, lackattack, king achilles, BanMungalow, notyou2, Timminz and Serbia at the same time, etc.) but I very much like having sex with women.
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Army of GOD wrote:Women are superior to men because women are a lot more attractive. I don't want to have sex with other men (ok, maybe a few exceptions like the.killing.44, ManB, pimpdave, Juan_Bottom, AndyD, lackattack, king achilles, BanMungalow, notyou2, Timminz and Serbia at the same time, etc.) but I very much like having sex with women.

That was way more then a few exceptions...
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don't worry trk, you're one of the "etc."
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YES!
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Army of GOD wrote:Women are superior to men because women are a lot more attractive. I don't want to have sex with other men (ok, maybe a few exceptions like the.killing.44, ManB, pimpdave, Juan_Bottom, AndyD, lackattack, king achilles, BanMungalow, notyou2, Timminz and Serbia at the same time, etc.) but I very much like having sex with women.


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My girlfriend got off the bus yesterday with the buggy and twisted her knee. I got home and she started moaning about how her knee was all swollen and that she couldn't do this and couldn't do that and needed to see the doctor and that i needed to do this and i needed to do that.

After she eventually stopped talking I said "I wish it was your tongue that was swollen"
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Pedronicus wrote:My girlfriend got off the bus yesterday with the buggy and twisted her knee. I got home and she started moaning about how her knee was all swollen and that she couldn't do this and couldn't do that and needed to see the doctor and that i needed to do this and i needed to do that.

After she eventually stopped talking I said "I wish it was your tongue that was swollen"


I'm sure that went over well.
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bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?

The female orgasm is a myth, dude.
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The Bison King wrote:
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?

The female orgasm is a myth, dude.



your poor girlfriend/wife/woman you have sex with.
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Baron Von PWN wrote:
The Bison King wrote:
bedub1 wrote:I mean....how much would you pay to live 6 years longer and be naturally multi-orgasmic?

The female orgasm is a myth, dude.



your poor girlfriend/wife/woman you have sex with.


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