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You welcome an appearance by Herpes
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CC is better then sex, because when your girlfriend will walk away from you in disgust hatred and loathing, the CC community never changes..
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jakewilliams wrote:You welcome an appearance by Herpes
hahahahaha.....this wins! :lol:
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CC won't complain if you can't find the clickie...
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After whoring it around with lots of partners it doesn't hurt when you pee.
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I'm doing it.
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mr. CD wrote:I'm doing it.

We have a winner....and sadly, also a loser.
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The Dice suck a lot of the time.

And if they dont suck then they blow.

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You can play with minors
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You don't have to care about your performance.


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Games on Conquer Club last longer than 30 seconds.
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You can choose your own member's moniker on CC.
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Sex is better then CC because that way my mother would complain a lot less.
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you can "deadbeat" in CC
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You can multi-task.


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In context, think the word "sticky."
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Your partner won't look down on you if you use a plugin or addon.
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Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).


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For most married guys (or so I have heard), giving up CC for lent would be a true sacrifice.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).


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unless you are in front of a library, then you WILL get arrested...lol I remember that!
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I can play back to back speed games without having to take a little blue pill.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).


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AK may disagree with you there.
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SirSebstar wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Doing it in public won't land you in a jail or with a fine (mostly).


--Andy
unless you are in front of a library, then you WILL get arrested...lol I remember that!
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You don't have to take off your shoes.


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'prick' is an adjective.
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