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Accuser: thegreekdog
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: BBS is accused of "lack of knowledge of the adjudicator and CC Happiness Ombudsman" Saxitoxin. BBS has accused Saxi of limiting competition. If BBS knows anything about Saxi, he should know that Saxi is an anti-capitalist and would therefore support the limiting of competition. This lack of historical knowledge should be punished.
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Accused: nietzsche
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: He deleted all the files I had of him sleeping. He needs to be dealt with immediately.
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Army of GOD wrote:Accused: nietzsche
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: He deleted all the files I had of him sleeping. He needs to be dealt with immediately.
CALCULATING ...

SYNTAX ERROR IN LINE FOUR

FILES ARE CONTAINED IN MY BACKUP DIRECTORY

TO RECOVER FILES PLEASE DJDKXXWTPQLSXD38292229222221111...

END OF LINE
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Please what?

I need those vids man
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Army of GOD wrote:Please what?

I need those vids man
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Don't you BSOD on me! DON"T YOU BE BSOD ON ME!!!!

CLEAR!

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BigBallinStalin wrote:*beep* beep* beep*
f*ck! We lost BBS!

We need to terminate Saxi before all of our forum friends have turned into mindless computer programs!
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Accused: nagerous
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: He owes me something, but refuses to give it to me. We came to an agreement a few days ago, and now he's adding stipulations (which are too lewd and offensive to be mentioned).

I suggest you force him to give me what he promised me with an additional 100£ for emotional damage
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Army of GOD wrote:Accused: nagerous
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: He owes me something, but refuses to give it to me. We came to an agreement a few days ago, and now he's adding stipulations (which are too lewd and offensive to be mentioned).

I suggest you force him to give me what he promised me with an additional 100£ for emotional damage
Nagerous - give Army of God what he wants already. Sheesh.

Army of God - grease up before Nagerous gives it to you. I don't want you complaining later on that he gave it to you too hard.
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Dr. Saxi, I think you erred in some of your legal beagle terminology.

When you stated "too hard" I believe the correct terminology is "with prejudice".
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Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Posting during self-imposed ban
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OH YES! HE GOT YOU GOOD, YOU FUCKER!!!
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Accused: ManBungalow
Accuser: ManBungalow
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Illegally downloading several .mp3 tracks.
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ManBungalow wrote:Accused: ManBungalow
Accuser: ManBungalow
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Illegally downloading several .mp3 tracks.
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Accused: Pedronicus
Accuser: Steve Griffiths
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: stole my avatar and got me involved with creating multis, getting me booted from the site and stealing my wheels whilst banged up in Chelmsford.
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Army of GOD wrote:Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Posting during self-imposed ban
ARRRRGGGH! YA GOT ME GOOD, AOG! :x YA GOT ME GOOD ... :(
BigBallinStalin wrote:OH YES! HE GOT YOU GOOD, YOU FUCKER!!!
UMMM ... I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT I SAID. :roll:
ManBungalow wrote:Accused: ManBungalow
Accuser: ManBungalow
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Illegally downloading several .mp3 tracks.
I will require additional information before rendering judgment. Please list the last three tracks illegally downloaded.
Pedronicus wrote:Accused: Pedronicus
Accuser: Steve Griffiths
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: stole my avatar and got me involved with creating multis, getting me booted from the site and stealing my wheels whilst banged up in Chelmsford.
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Accused: Army of GOD
Accuser: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: He owes me something, but refuses to give it to me. I want my five bucks.
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Everything you've wanted me to buy you has been over 5 bucks, you douche
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nietzsche wrote:Accused: Army of GOD
Accuser: nietzsche
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: He owes me something, but refuses to give it to me. I want my five bucks.
AOG - give nietzsche a BJ already. He gave you twice your going rate. Sheesh, you two. :roll:

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Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: On November 2011, BBS was unjustifiably trapped in a saxitoxin Trap Thread. In the other trap threads, the victim falls trap only by responding directly to saxitoxin's OP. AoG's "hi", nietzche's "lol my fav actress is ___" are all within the bounds of Informal Trapping Law. Since BBS only responded to a non-saxitoxin user's post, the trapping is unjustifiable. This recent form of trapping sets a dangerous precedent for the well-being of our dear CC community.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: On November 2011, BBS was unjustifiably trapped in a saxitoxin Trap Thread. In the other trap threads, the victim falls trap only by responding directly to saxitoxin's OP. AoG's "hi", nietzche's "lol my fav actress is ___" are all within the bounds of Informal Trapping Law. Since BBS only responded to a non-saxitoxin user's post, the trapping is unjustifiable. This recent form of trapping sets a dangerous precedent for the well-being of our dear CC community.
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Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin, on behalf of AoG, nietzche, PLAYER383823, and others.
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Saxitoxin's recent, involuntary imprisoning of our dear CC members stands in direct violation of the Rainbow Rule. Saxi trappings have fragmented the loving community of CC, undermined the public's faith in saxi's impartial adjudication, and are as morally impermissible as Al-Qaeda's recent takeover of Libya.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Accused: saxitoxin
Accuser: BigBallinStalin, on behalf of AoG, nietzche, PLAYER383823, and others.
Adjudicator: saxitoxin
Accusation: Saxitoxin's recent, involuntary imprisoning of our dear CC members stands in direct violation of the Rainbow Rule. Saxi trappings have fragmented the loving community of CC, undermined the public's faith in saxi's impartial adjudication, and are as morally impermissible as Al-Qaeda's recent takeover of Libya.
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