10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex.

[Army of GOD]

You can do it while on the toilet

[L M S]

You can do it while on the toilet

These are not mutually exclusive sir, try again.
I once saw a movie where the 'plot line' included the main female character 'wearing' a toilet lid around her neck, although she was not standing for much of the movie...I think it was set in a prison shower or someplace equally romantic.

[safariguy5]

You can only be a noob once in sex. Some people are noobs for years in CC.

Again incorrect. You don't get experience enough to beat the conqueror after one game. Same is true in sex. It takes practice.

Yeah, but you can only have 1 cherry to bust. That's what I meant.

Not if you're a girl and get that hymen replacement surgery.

Really? With new blood and everything? Still probably more expensive than 25 bucks.

[FarangDemon]

After whoring it around with lots of partners it doesn't hurt when you pee.

Nagerous, your Wild Geese sig reminds me of Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard.

[stahrgazer]

1)
uh....
hmmm, better than booze?
no, that doesn't work either.
nevermind.

Well, depends on the partners, of course.

[Army of GOD]

It's hard to get away from annoying people irl after you've slept with them. On Conquer Club, the annoying people foe you after you play them. *cough* jefjef *cough*

[Queen_Herpes]

because anyone posting here has never had sex with someone other than their hand.
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or a pumpkin...

[AndyDufresne]

You can receive recognition for a speed achievement.


--Andy

[natty dread]

because anyone posting here has never had sex with someone other than their hand.
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or a pumpkin...

How do you have sex with a pumpkin, QH?

[L M S]

because anyone posting here has never had sex with someone other than their hand.
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or a pumpkin...

How do you have sex with a pumpkin, QH?

I heard from a guy that you have to microwave it for at least 20 seconds first...he also told me a cantaloupe works better.
dirty.

[pancakemix]

You can always have at least four at once.

And if you pay, you can have as many as you want.

[Timminz]

I like that Conquer Club has many members. I prefer my sex to involve only one.

[natty dread]

because anyone posting here has never had sex with someone other than their hand.
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or a pumpkin...

How do you have sex with a pumpkin, QH?

I heard from a guy that you have to microwave it for at least 20 seconds first...he also told me a cantaloupe works better.
dirty.

Yes, that's fine for guys, but QH is supposedly a female, so I'm just wondering about the mechanics... how does she fit a pumpkin down there? Doesn't it hurt?

[L M S]

because anyone posting here has never had sex with someone other than their hand.
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or a pumpkin...

How do you have sex with a pumpkin, QH?

I heard from a guy that you have to microwave it for at least 20 seconds first...he also told me a cantaloupe works better.
dirty.

Yes, that's fine for guys, but QH is supposedly a female, so I'm just wondering about the mechanics... how does she fit a pumpkin down there? Doesn't it hurt?

Perhaps its just alot of rubbing around, that stem would hurt like hell imo.

[natty dread]

Maybe she has a vibrating pumpkin.

vibrating pumpkin
About 806,000 results (0.19 seconds)

http://www.google.fi/search?q=vibrating ... =firefox-a

[squishyg]

most of us get the chance to do it at least once a day

[Army of GOD]

If you invite a random attractive girl that you've never talked to to a game on CC, she'll probably accept it anyway. If you invite a random attractive girl that you've never talked to to have sex with you, things might not go as well.

[SirSebstar]

If you invite a random attractive girl that you've never talked to to a game on CC, she'll probably accept it anyway. If you invite a random attractive girl that you've never talked to to have sex with you, things might not go as well.

I am quite sure its the other way around for me.. Now that makes me guess, who does it wrong?

[AndyDufresne]

You can move your (mouse) finger over the 'Interaction Menu' any time you want.


--Andy

[L M S]

Playing with new recruits doesn't get you jail time.

[pancakemix]

2011-04-04 18:31:03 - Skaaptjop: sweet lord, you probe my borders continuously and then say I gave blue the game?
2011-04-05 07:45:58 - Nazzil Dazzil: if im not mistaken you came into me first. if i cant hold europe theres no point to stay there

[nagerous]

If you invite a random attractive girl that you've never talked to to a game on CC, she'll probably accept it anyway. If you invite a random attractive girl that you've never talked to to have sex with you, things might not go as well.

I am quite sure its the other way around for me.. Now that makes me guess, who does it wrong?

Perhaps I should be adding your name to the top 5 CC Pimps list?

[MoB Deadly]

2011-04-04 18:31:03 - Skaaptjop: sweet lord, you probe my borders continuously and then say I gave blue the game?
2011-04-05 07:45:58 - Nazzil Dazzil: if im not mistaken you came into me first. if i cant hold europe theres no point to stay there

[Victor Sullivan]

You can have a cordial chat or heated argument while doing it.

[owenshooter]

I dont have to wash my dice off in the sink on the way out the door...-the black uber pimp