Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - jakewilliams

[Victor Sullivan]

What is your favorite quote from a CC player?

[40kguy]

Can you guys interview me next time? Imagine all the stupid and fun questions you could ask me!

[Streaker]

If you have to choose a single experience from your life, that you can repeat once. What would it be, and why?

[Calidrmr]

a/s/l?

fastposted by stunna

boxers or briefs?

[InsomniaRed]

boxers or briefs?

or neither

[chemefreak]

I'm tired of these damn TOFU interviews...aren't their any other players on this site?

[bedub1]

I'm tired of these damn TOFU interviews...aren't their any other players on this site?

Besides....tofu is icky. Meatatarians for the win!

[InsomniaRed]

When was the last TOFUer interviewed?

[jackal31]

if there was something to change about CC, what would it be?

Who do you think is best Risk player (provide a definition)?

[elfish_lad]

If you could have sex (real sex here... not the "sweet there is no one else in chat but us" kinda sex) with anyone from your clan and not get caught would you and with whom?

[InsomniaRed]

If you could have sex (real sex here... not the "sweet there is no one else in chat but us" kinda sex) with anyone from your clan and not get caught would you and with whom?

Is this a serious question?

[owenshooter]

Why is Insomnia Red trolling your thread?-the black jesus

[lord voldemort]

how many games behind are the o's going to be at the end of the season, between 20-40?

[InsomniaRed]

why is owen trolling this site?

[owenshooter]

jake, as a former mod, can you please explain why some mods are allowed to troll, bait and continually break site rules without any repercussions? thank you...-the black jesus

[rdsrds2120]

Let's keep this centered on actual questions for jakewilliams, not an opportunity to take jabs at other people. Anyone.

-rd


P.S -- How big is your goat farm?

[chemefreak]

When was the last TOFUer interviewed?

trapyoung...a few issues ago.

[lord voldemort]

Let's keep this centered on actual questions for jakewilliams, not an opportunity to take jabs at other people. Anyone.

-rd


P.S -- How big is your goat farm?

i think owens quetion is a valid one

[trinicardinal]

Which do you prefer, pindakaas, beeshit or mayo?
What influenced your decision to join a clan?
What are your favorite game settings?
What's your highest speed driving a) in your current car b) in your life?
How did you end up on CC?
Tea or Coffee?
If you had a choice would you have stopped at 1, 2 or 3 kids instead?
Rain, Snow or Sun?
Sea or Lake?
What's your favorite Music Band/Singer? Song? Album?
Do you dance at work often?
How often do you watch porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught watching porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught working at work?
How old is your goat farm?

[Streaker]

Which do you prefer, pindakaas, beeshit or mayo?
What influenced your decision to join a clan?
What are your favorite game settings?
What's your highest speed driving a) in your current car b) in your life?
How did you end up on CC?
Tea or Coffee?
If you had a choice would you have stopped at 1, 2 or 3 kids instead?
Rain, Snow or Sun?
Sea or Lake?
What's your favorite Music Band/Singer? Song? Album?
Do you dance at work often?
How often do you watch porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught watching porn at work?
Have you ever gotten caught working at work?
How old is your goat farm?

[eddie2]

ok a plumber gets flushed away
a pilot gets blown away

doe that mean

a prostitute should get laid off ?

[sonicsteve]

Who are the top five TOFU players to be interviewed and why is there no thread celebrating it for historical reasons?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chat in live chat with insomniared all day?

If you could swap places with another CCer for a week, who would it be and why?

What website would you be on if cc wasn't here?

[trapyoung]

What was your favorite clan war? Least favorite clan war? How many times have you balled up a tremendous plan by COF? Does your bitch still jump on the couch?

[SirSebstar]

who is jakewilliams?
Why do you keep comming back for more CC after getting cut down in the forums?
Why is the moon made of cheese and do you do the illuminati dance?
Who or what are your favorite fellows/mods/teamplayers/clanmembers/social clan?
How does CC compute to real life?

Do you have a real life and if so why, eh i mean what?
Can you think of a good and funny insightfull question? And if so can you awnser it (and let us know the question)?

[Dako]

How would you rearrange CC if it was your busyness?
Who was the first guy that taught you to deploy by 1's in fog games?
Who was you first true friend and mate on CC?
How long did it take to get social on the forums since you joined CC?
How does your wife view your CC addiction?
Do your co-workers know about CC? Does any of them play here?
Have you met any other CC player in person? Did you want to punch them?
Do you have any advice for josko and bruce, honest and sincere?
What is you favorite browser for surfing net?
Do you watch porn alone or with your wife *wink wink*?
Have you ever got drunk that much that you friends carried you home and the tale they have told you afterwards was unimaginable and contained some of the following words "table, psycho-dance, uber cool, throw up, and then you/he went crazy, no one expected that"? Can you retell this story please?
What do you think about education system of the states? Can you compare it to any other education system you know and prefer over yours?
How many languages do you know? Which one do you want to learn next (if you want to) and why?

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That's all from me now :).