Post-Apocalyptic Mafia - Town Wins! [Archive]

[TA1LGUNN3R]

lol what a game this is turning out to be.

-Tails

[TA1LGUNN3R]

oh and vote vote Streaker. No wonder he came after me so...

-Tails

[Commander9]

Vote Count:[/b]

Haggis (2) - streaker, sax
Steaker (5) - Haggis, edoc, naxus, Mr. S, Tg. LYNCH

Lynch scene coming some time... soon.

[Commander9]

Richard Dawkins was happy these days - if he had believed in God, he would have thanked him... but God didn't exist, so screw him. He was happy with all of his friends, even though there were not that many - and he already had a master plan how to finally lead humanity to where it was supposed to be. Yet, just like it happens so often in Hollywood movies, the plot takes a not-so-unpredictable way and one's luck ends. Same thing happened with Dawkins - yet, even while he was thrown out of the city to the zombies, he still yelled that he was right... and the world should have listened to him.


Maybe in my next Mafia game, Richie.

Streaker,Richard Dawnkins - Atheist Leader, has been lynched.

Just as Jennifer threw Dawkins over the barricade, surprisingly she jumped after him yelling - "Oh Al!.. I'm coming for you!"


Sometimes life... takes interesting twists.

TG, Jennifer Jones - Intelligent Mafia Goon / Secret lover, has taken her life away.


Also, sorry that my stories are considerably shorter, but I just feel that there's really no point in putting a lot of effort, since I don't think anyone is reading them anyways.

Night 6 begins - your actions, ladies and gentlemen.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Goddamnit I guessed I might be a lover. f*ck. Well gg town. Go any remaining Mafia and/or Scientologists!

-Tails

[Streaker]

ZoMgthsux.

I finally DID have my masterplan ready
gg guys, I had a great time in this game.I'm glad I managed to drag it out a couple days, but I knew I was due sooner or later.

I'll be monitering the game and see how it plays out, especially curious to the aftermath of the game.

***YOU FOOLS! DON'T YOU SEE THE LIGHT? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!! I OFFERED YOU A BETTER WORLD AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME??????***


Commander, I had great pleasure in reading your scenes. I actually looked forward to them. You should keep it up, I'm sure there are others who appreciate them.

[safariguy5]

ZoMgthsux.

I finally DID have my masterplan ready
gg guys, I had a great time in this game.I'm glad I managed to drag it out a couple days, but I knew I was due sooner or later.

I'll be monitering the game and see how it plays out, especially curious to the aftermath of the game.

***YOU FOOLS! DON'T YOU SEE THE LIGHT? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!! I OFFERED YOU A BETTER WORLD AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME??????***


Commander, I had great pleasure in reading your scenes. I actually looked forward to them. You should keep it up, I'm sure there are others who appreciate them.

Yeah, I like the scenes too!

[MeDeFe]

The scenes are part of the reason why I've been keeping an eye on this game even after being killed.

[edocsil]

And now there were 7. Good hunting with the cult leader and a freebie to boot.

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I like the scenes as much as Hondo, Psycho Dad and Killing

"Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!"

By the way, the scene captions remind me of something, do you write for cracked.com?

[Haggis_McMutton]

*Jumps on the scenes are awesome wagon*.

Actually after the game ends, you should put all the scenes in a massive post and it'll be an awesome read. I actually hope you'll edit these latest scenes to provide them with more awesome.

Also, excellent job Iliad. This kill was all you

[Streaker]

You still don't understand? ALL IS LOST! I was your only hope for the truth. I AM the TRUTH!

[Commander9]

I'm around half-way done (Sorry for being so slow, but I'm trying to write a good scene, but it's rather hard as there's lots of stuff going on IRL). I promise I'll have it by Sunday.

[edocsil]

I'm around half-way done (Sorry for being so slow, but I'm trying to write a good scene, but it's rather hard as there's lots of stuff going on IRL). I promise I'll have it by Sunday.

Not pulling an aage are we?

[Commander9]

Herk the Man was never a very successful fellow before the Apocalypse came raining down - in fact, most of his life was spent by the computer, trolling the internet. Apocalypse didn't change that all that much - he still was trolling, but he mainly did that in real life. He always enjoyed taking his computer and monitoring what was going around and investigating the people. Tonight was no different than any other night - he was observing, calculating and trolling with people when suddenly he saw his childhood hero, Stephen Hawking, rolling alone with an AK-47... Herk was shocked - why would Stephen need it? Furthermore, he got even more suspicious when he was about to enter someone's door!
"Wait... that looks really familiar.. Stephen! Look behi...."
"I'm sorry Herk, but this is the last tim...." Stephen was about to finish, when his throat was ripped.


Oh no! Not the master scheme of taking over the world - that was the only thing he could do this night!

Edocsil, Stephen Hawking - Mafia Grandfather, and Naxus, Herk the Man - Internet Spammer, have been killed.

Day 7 begin!

[edocsil]

humh. gg

[Commander9]

Not pulling an aage are we?

Actually, I was about to do that and never appear here again, but you called me out In the end, sorry for posting the shorter scene, but I couldn't manage to finish the longer one due to the fact that it was incoherent and the game needed to move, so I was happy with the shorter one.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Hey, Commander, could you update the first post pl0x?

Also, awesome.
So do we just have to find the abomination now?
Any new info from the night?

[naxus]

Damn. Almost made it all the way. Go Town!

[Commander9]

Hey, Commander, could you update the first post pl0x?

Also, awesome.
So do we just have to find the abomination now?
Any new info from the night?

Okay, will do.

[Mr. Squirrel]

I wish I could claim that kill, but I was silent all night. Good shot, whoever did that.

[TheSaxlad]

I think Haggis is the Abominationz. Hez beenz veryz loylz to townz rightsz.

Hez playez too safelyz for my likingz. FOZ HAGZ

[Haggis_McMutton]

Hmm, well with just 5 people left this shouldn't be too difficult.

Iliad, can you confirm which ones you got as human?

At this point I'm almost sure that sax's the abomination, through simple process of elimination.
There's also the fact that he's been blindly attacking me since I replaced without ever providing a half-decent explanation, but really it's hard to tell if that's him being scummy or if that's him being him ...

[TA1LGUNN3R]

-Tails

[Commander9]

Iliad is prodded, but now I am really considering of mod-killing.