New York (CNN) -- A venomous Egyptian cobra went missing from New York's Bronx Zoo, prompting the closure of the zoo's reptile house until further notice.
Staff was alerted Saturday that the adolescent Egyptian cobra was missing from an off-exhibit enclosure, according to a statement from the zoo. Staff members closed and secured the reptile house.
Who alerted the staff? Was it a member of a Tea Party Death Squad with demands? Is this a new Tea Party scheme to smash unions? This time going after zoo employees?
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