10 (or more) reasons why Conquer Club is better than sex.

[40kguy]

You can do it while on the toilet

called masturbating.

[karelpietertje]

You can do it while on the toilet

These are not mutually exclusive sir, try again.
I once saw a movie where the 'plot line' included the main female character 'wearing' a toilet lid around her neck, although she was not standing for much of the movie...I think it was set in a prison shower or someplace equally romantic.

I once saw a movie where two people were having sex on a toilet in an airplane, and suddenly snakes are everywhere.
(Yeah, it was a VERY bad movie)

[laughingcavalier]

You can do it while on the toilet

These are not mutually exclusive sir, try again.
I once saw a movie where the 'plot line' included the main female character 'wearing' a toilet lid around her neck, although she was not standing for much of the movie...I think it was set in a prison shower or someplace equally romantic.

I once saw a movie where two people were having sex on a toilet in an airplane, and suddenly snakes are everywhere.
(Yeah, it was a VERY bad movie)

No-one has ever been attacked by snakes while playing CC.

[safariguy5]

You can do it while on the toilet

These are not mutually exclusive sir, try again.
I once saw a movie where the 'plot line' included the main female character 'wearing' a toilet lid around her neck, although she was not standing for much of the movie...I think it was set in a prison shower or someplace equally romantic.

I once saw a movie where two people were having sex on a toilet in an airplane, and suddenly snakes are everywhere.
(Yeah, it was a VERY bad movie)

Another reason why joining the mile high club may be a bad idea.

[Tupence]

You can do it while on the toilet

These are not mutually exclusive sir, try again.
I once saw a movie where the 'plot line' included the main female character 'wearing' a toilet lid around her neck, although she was not standing for much of the movie...I think it was set in a prison shower or someplace equally romantic.

I once saw a movie where two people were having sex on a toilet in an airplane, and suddenly snakes are everywhere.
(Yeah, it was a VERY bad movie)

No-one has ever been attacked by snakes while playing CC.

I can imagine some crazy Aussie trying to take his turns somewhere in the Australian Bush and getting disturbed by angry snakes

[Chariot of Fire]

My dice suck more often than my wife

[40kguy]

My dice suck more often than my wife

If everyones wides so bad, why to people marry them?

[Caymanmew]

My dice suck more often than my wife

If everyones wides so bad, why to people marry them?

people dont only marry for sex

[Chariot of Fire]

quite right mate.

who would do the laundry?

[SirSebstar]

My dice suck more often than my wife

If everyones wides so bad, why to people marry them?

shotgun marriage

[danryan]

quite right mate.

who would do the laundry?

I'm glad my wife can't read this.

[puddytat]

I'm new here so I don't know that much. Is Conquer Club really better than sex?

[Chariot of Fire]

Maybe. If you're lousy in the sack.

[AndyDufresne]

You can get a bonus for referring people to join you.


--Andy

[natty dread]

Conquerclub doesn't have a week of downtime each month.

[Ace Rimmer]

You can always find a partner, even if they're no good and/or inexperienced.

[L M S]

In the grand scheme of things, when I type OH SHIT! or HOLY SHIT! in a CC game, it doesn't truly have the potential to be a psychologically damaging event.
If your are wondering about the context of this post, pm pander88uk and ask him about his recent trip to Bangkok...that should explain it sufficiently...also, be sure you are standing near a bucket. just a warning.

[AndyDufresne]

You could go for 24 hours straight and feel (less) sweaty and dirty.


--Andy

[Chariot of Fire]

CC comes over the internet and not your face

[lord voldemort]

CC is not better than sex.

[L M S]

CC is not better than sex.

you are:
a) doing it right

b) not married

c) lying your ass off

[AndyDufresne]

CC is not better than sex.

you are:
a) doing it right

b) not married

c) lying your ass off

+1 for LMS.


--Andy

[lord voldemort]

I have no idea why I could be lying...but if you honestly think cc is better than sex you need to get off the internet

[drake_259]

Well 1 reason why cc is better in 3 way, 2 male 1 female, (for the girls)

In cc, you have diplomacy rules so the guys can't team up on you

In sex you the guys will team up and won't give you a break to recover your forces

(On second thoughts, since they don't last long. You have much more time to recover)