the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Welcome to page 3939, folks!

-Sully

welcome to the magic mystery tour!!!! how can we take you away!!!

[strike wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWdCKPt ... re=related

my mistake posted a video without listening to it first...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv7r8bik ... re=related

[Quirk]

[AndyDufresne]

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

wow Andy you just came and left without saying anything. Thanks for the bananas though.

[targetman377]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWdCKPt ... re=related

my mistake posted a video without listening to it first...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv7r8bik ... re=related

hey mr tambourine man!!! good good song!!!

[targetman377]

wow Andy you just came and left without saying anything. Thanks for the bananas though.

that is really nothing new!!!

he usually just talks about some banana thing

[Quirk]

BPotW
This week: creepy banana boys

[2dimes]

Nice. I hope you made that dog suit yourself, that would be steller. I know I'm asking too much but..

[Army of GOD]

Somebody told me target had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had of February of last year

[targetman377]

Somebody told me target had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had of February of last year

[Army of GOD]

It's not confidential that I got potential

[targetman377]

It's not confidential that I got potential

[AndyDufresne]

It's not confidential that I got potential

I feel like all of this evidential, and circumstantial.

**Munches on a 'tial-banana'**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

I am debating on whether that answer was more pessimistic or optimistic.

[shieldgenerator7]

I heard Murphy was an optimist.

[targetman377]

i am a pessimist

[shieldgenerator7]

i am a pessimist

NOOOOOOOOOOO..........!
All this time I thought radioactive squirrels were optimists!
NOOOOO......!

[targetman377]

i hope's that's be's sarcasm!!!

[targetman377]

The Longest Thread, Thread - Occasionally NSFW-----------------------issue 8 5/25/2011ad
-------Random Awesomeness of the Week!------COMIC!!!!-------Target history fact of the week------ WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!-----Pic of the week-------this week in the thread----Question of the week----INTERVIEW!!!—overlooked post!!!!
THE MAIN ARTICLE IS NOT HERE WHY???
CAUSE IT MY BRITHDAY I DON’t WANT TO WRITE ONE!!!! OK
Random Awesomeness of the Week:

BPotW
This week: creepy banana boys

Little did we know that Quirk would discover Andy’s pictures of himself as a child. As Andy was so creepy the scientist back in the late 30s when a scientist named only by his yellow hat turned him into a monkey. After his parents said they were saddened by his creepiness and so the man in the yellow hat took the kid who like bananas and turned him in to the loveably character we know and love today.
COMIC!!!!!! Time.

Target’s history fact of the week.
May 25 (my birthday)
1659 – Richard Cromwell resigns as Lord Protector of England following the restoration of the Long Parliament, beginning a second brief period of the republican government called the Commonwealth of England.
1738 – A treaty between Pennsylvania and Maryland ends the Conojocular War with settlement of a boundary dispute and exchange of prisoners.
1953 – Nuclear testing: At the Nevada Test Site, the United States conduct their first and only nuclear artillery test.
1982 – HMS Coventry is sunk during the Falklands War.


WHAT WAS NOT SAID IN THIS POST!!!!

This is actually Quirks dog!!!!

BEST PIC OF THE WEEK!!!!!
By andy

Runner ups
By Quirk
This week in the Thread

jk ok how is work?

The street corners are fine. But, yesterday, I was chilling on the corner of Edison and Wilcox, when a man in a rusty red truck pulls up. Now, I'm nice, and he said he would pay me after and usually I trust them enough that they will. So we do our thing (a blowjob and a handjob, to be exact) and then he drops me off and gives me 20 cents...2dimes...=(

Which surprisingly is not the first time 2 times has paid another longest thread poster 2 dimes.

hello. My internet connection was down this weekend, but now it's back.

Shield was busy preparing for the rapture which to his disappointment did not come.

Somebody told me target had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had of February of last year

Hey I dish it I got to take it! (wow that sounds really wrong now that I think about it)
Advertising!!!
When your lazy you use them, when you are sick of standing you use them. There chairs and everyone needs them. Paid for by standing incorporated.
Spish splashing around can be fun but on if you use JELLO!!!!!
Tress we grow!


Question of the week!

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.
What did the wise man say to them?




Answer to last week’s question
The Man in the Elevator - solution
The man is a of short stature. He can't reach the upper elevator buttons, but he can ask people to push them for him. He can also push them with his umbrella.


INTERVIEWs
There will be No interview in this issue. Stay tuned until next issue to see interview
Terrible Tabloid:
Do you question your sexuality?

at first I thought that the yellow banana was sitting on a wire, and then I realized those were its legs

What post are you most proud of?

I prefer virtual things anyway to material things. cause virtual things fit on my flashdrive

How would you describe your sex life?

same here. how long? mine's 1-2 pages. I've got it easy.

If you could kill one poster here who would it be?

turns on shield and cloaking device, pointing laser pointer at Andy, chuckling

Are you straight?

...or maybe not

What is your favorite food to eat?

well, I'd rather have you than store-bought dirt. Who knows what kind of preservatives they put in it?

So if your not straight well is there anyone special out there?

the muffin man is my personal assisstant. he makes me cookies when I want them

Why did you not graduate nautical school?

North South Fast West

OVER LOOKED POST!!!!!
THERE WAS NONE!!!!!!!!!


By sending me the article you are giving me the rights to that article and I have the right to edit it and change it as I see fit. And also I can keep it in reserves as long as I see fit. I will give you full credit.

Thanks!!!!!!! Nervous interrogation

[shieldgenerator7]

ah, I hate it when people quote but don't comment. It's just a pet peeve.

[apey]

*throws billions of cookies in the air*

mmmm cooookies

[shieldgenerator7]

*throws billions of cookies in the air*

mmmm cooookies

mmmmm..... yum!

[apey]

i know right
and i make the best cookies

[targetman377]

ah, I hate it when people quote but don't comment. It's just a pet peeve.

I edited that that was a mistake as you can see