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Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

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Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill
I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
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Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill
I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
how about coins?
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clapper011 wrote:Image
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The way they cropped that picture makes no sense. She must have a horribly disfigured face or one of those bottoms that is somehow 6 times wider than her waist. Even still I can't see who's going to show up with a good enough offer to replace her. I guess I'd have to break it off if a multi billionare shows up looking for "love".
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2dimes wrote:
clapper011 wrote:Image
The way they cropped that picture makes no sense. She must have a horribly disfigured face or one of those bottoms that is somehow 6 times wider than her waist. Even still I can't see who's going to show up with a good enough offer to replace her. I guess I'd have to break it off if a multi billionare shows up looking for "love".
its suppose to be mrs.right shows up..lol
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I get the premise. I am stuck being unable to imagine the improvemet that would constitute "Mrs. Right" being an upgrade to the woman in that shirt. who obviously would be the perfect girl friend but, living hell if you made the mistake of putting rings on her. Thus not Mrs. Right.
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Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill
I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
Think 100 of those
Pirlo wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill
I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
how about coins?
For quarters, think 400 of those.
Dimes, 1,000
Nickles, 2,000
pennies, 10,000


simple enough, guys.
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Mr_Adams wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:how about coins?
For quarters, think 400 of those.
Dimes, 1,000
Nickles, 2,000
pennies, 10,000


simple enough, guys.
This is incorrect. Coins are not the same size as paper money, therefore, it is not as simple as multiplying the box times the value of coin in relation to the value of the bill. The formula will need to take into account the size of the particular coin in relation to the bill and then multiply by the value.

The math types can write out the proper algebraic formulas while I go back to eating hot dogs.
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All beef kosher ones? They just opened a "Nathan's famous" driving distance from here. It's not bad.
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Mr_Adams wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Image

Oops, have to say, this picture is about 1 year old.

11 trill, no big dill
I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
Think 100 of those
Thank you. And no, I wasn't being sarcastic at all.
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Army of GOD wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I wonder how many 1 dollar bills would make up the debt
Think 100 of those
Thank you. I was drunk and couldn't think straight. LOL.
Fixed.
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I just noticed the little person in the corner. LOL
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Phatscotty wrote:Image
The irony being that amount of money doesn't actually physically exist -
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Mr_Adams wrote:I just noticed the little person in the corner. LOL
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i just noticed that AOG is in that picture.
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Wait, I don't get how each small box of bills is floating over above the one below it.
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If I were to make one....



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Army of GOD wrote:Wait, I don't get how each small box of bills is floating over above the one below it.
they are being held aloft by market forces (Fm = m*a*$)

i thought you were a physics major? you should know these things.
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Wait, those [$*kg*m/s^2] aren't the units for force...

Anyway, here's how I derived the equation for market forces: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8#p3137052
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Army of GOD wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Market forces are similar to magnetic forces, or electric forces.
I need formulas damnit!
F_market=Impulse_stimulus/time
is impulse_stimulus measured in Kg(m)/s, or some equivalency?
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