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getting fired from work is now known as getting "dugged"
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beav77 wrote:You've actually know what the color "cyan" is now


Or, for some of us, you discover "teal" isn't just a kind of duck.
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Stopper wrote:
beav77 wrote:You've actually know what the color "cyan" is now


Or, for some of us, you discover "teal" isn't just a kind of duck.


True.. they used to be light blue and pick for me....
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Kugelblitz22 wrote:You didn't even notice the April Fools joke because you play by sense of smell.


Great. Now I've got pinball wizard stuck in my head.

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codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."


But he forgot is was esc cards
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Robinette wrote:
Robinette wrote:
AAFitz wrote:when your gf is in the door in a robe begging you to come to bed....

sorry hun, its freestyle...give me a minute....

2 hours later...

are you awake sweetie???

This story is fictitional. The characters are fictitiosIt never happened. No matter what CD says.


[-X


(the above post is the shortest and most conscise that Robinette has ever made)


Fitz, this is why sequential is better than freestyle....


nearly missed that one...very smooth....
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Post by cdmilliner »

AAFitz wrote:when your gf is in the door in a robe begging you to come to bed....

sorry hun, its freestyle...give me a minute....

2 hours later...

are you awake sweetie???

This story is fictitional. The characters are fictitiosIt never happened. No matter what CD says.



:roll:
I wish he'd remember that I do occasionally still read the forums.... Silly boy... now someone PLEASE tell me where to drop him off for the Conquer Club Addicts Anonymous meetings. Please... Begging.... Standing in my robe in the doorway if it will help!
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cdmilliner wrote:
AAFitz wrote:when your gf is in the door in a robe begging you to come to bed....

sorry hun, its freestyle...give me a minute....

2 hours later...

are you awake sweetie???

This story is fictitional. The characters are fictitiosIt never happened. No matter what CD says.



:roll:
I wish he'd remember that I do occasionally still read the forums.... Silly boy... now someone PLEASE tell me where to drop him off for the Conquer Club Addicts Anonymous meetings. Please... Begging.... Standing in my robe in the doorway if it will help!


I had to laugh out loud.....why didnt I just type "lol".... so stupid
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when you start telling family members about people on the site that you talk to :roll:
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Post by corner G »

when you get a crush on wicked... :roll:
Cynthia wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:i wonder when I'LL get quoted *sniffle* :cry:


same here :cry:
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You know you're addicted to conquer club when you wake up one day and say "Hey, I'm addicted to conquer club."
Epic Win

"Always tell the truth. It's the easiest thing to remember." - Richard Roma, Glengarry Glen Ross

aage wrote:Never trust CYOC or pancake.
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...when you're using Firefox and more than 2 of the tabs you have open are CC
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In church, when things get slow, I draw variations of conquer club maps of my hometown.

Before Conquer Club (BCC) I would doodle the typical monsters eating people, but now I doodle conquer club maps. I'm an addict.
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Post by dominationnation »

when you sit in school and steal an atlas and draw on it till it looks like a world 2.0 map. Then you draw where all the armies are because you were up till 3 last night memerizing it. then you use that to plan your next turn :oops: :oops:

I didnt even care when I had to pay for it because it helped me win my game :oops: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Post by Rahm Es Hestos »

You know your addicted to conquerclub when a myspace whore laughs at you....... :oops:
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GrazingCattle wrote:...when you are standing in the bathroom doorway, clicking refresh page and aiming in the general direction of the toilet...

True story.
Best one yet. rotflmao
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This is awesome. Keep the good work up









(this a bump)
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You know that you are going away on a certain date and won't have Internet access, so you search through the "games to join" to try and find ones that you don't think will last the amount of days you have left before you depart.
http://www.legion-of-the-damned.com/

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Post by yorkiepeter »

when you go on holiday to a distant tropical island and you spend half the day wandering around in the heat desperately searching for an internet cafe.

or when all them red dots at the bottom of your screen convinces you that conquer tell is not working and u have to manually check each game. God how I hate red dots....almost as much as red cards
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when your thinking of which player to ask to substitue mewhen i go on holiday in less than 3 weeks time, for podges tournies. hint hint :roll:
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taff5052 wrote:You know that you are going away on a certain date and won't have Internet access, so you search through the "games to join" to try and find ones that you don't think will last the amount of days you have left before you depart.


Is that games that involve Algy then? :roll: :lol:
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...when you're playing Uno and you start thinking of turning in the cards to get more armies.
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corner G wrote:when you get a crush on wicked... :roll:
:oops: :oops: :lol:
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Post by dominationnation »

when you spend 1000 dollars on a laptop so you dont miss aturn

when the grreatest possible dream is to beat blitzaholic
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Post by 116Soldier »

When you can't sleep because your thinking about taking over random territories that you have never heard of, then doing the math to see how many borders you must fortify and control


When your sitting in school and ask your teacher if you can do research on her overly out dated computer, but really you have the CC window minimized, then you get angry when you have to explain the game to your classmates

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