Dinner Party at Saxi's House

[Phatscotty]

My gift to the kid's table.

[Juan_Bottom]

I will be recommending my personal favorite, the Cuban Davidoff.

My gift to the kid's table.

I am wondering how you got put in charge of the cigars.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_Cuban_Cigars_the_best

http://www.cubancigarwebsite.com/brand. ... d=Davidoff
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davidoff

Apparently after numerous disputes over quality and ownership rights over the brand, Zino Davidoff and Cubatabaco decided to end their relationship. Leading up to this, Zino had publicly burned over one-hundred thousand of his cigars that he had deemed unfit to sell and of low quality in August 1989. The Cuban Davidoff line was officially discontinued in 1991 and an agreement was signed that no more Cuban Davidoff was sold in Davidoff shop worldwide, a Dominican-made Davidoff cigar having already hit the market in November 1990, where production of the same sizes formerly made in Cuba continues to this day.

The Davidoff Chateau Mouton Rothschild Cigar was released in '83, but discontinued in 1991. Where are we going to find enough of these?

The study is the first to show a statistical link between a history with fake cigarettes and adult experiences with real smokes—22 percent of current or former smokers had also regularly consumed candy cigarettes, while only 14 percent of those who have never smoked had eaten or played with candy cigarettes often or very often.

"The continued existence of these products helps promote smoking as a culturally or socially acceptable activity," Klein said in a prepared statement.

http://www.livescience.com/1635-study-l ... oking.html


But really, as I can only legally park cars on private property, I think that I get the pattern here.

[BigBallinStalin]

What's the address? I'm afraid I've never been to your house.

45XX Via Esperanza
Santa Barbara, CA

(EDIT "XX" - I was just informed I can't post addresses in the forums. So just go to the 4500 block of V-E and drive about and you'll find it.)

you can't see my compound from the street but there's a low gate when you get there ... DO NOT TRY TO CLIMB OVER IT, there's pressure wire on it and it will activate the mine field if you weigh more than 120 pounds (Shield, AOG, J9B and colton can safely climb on it to their hearts content I'm sure)

ring at the call-box and Barto will answer; tell him you're one of Saxi's friends from The Club and he'll buzz you in (you'll have to explain this in German as Barto doesn't speak English - I recommend purchasing Rosetta Stone Deutsch! discs 1-6 to help you prepare for dinner at Saxi's house - even MeDeFe and Swiss Tony may need to brush-up as Barto speaks an obscure Lusatian dialect and also has a serious speech impediment)

So you'll know to recognize him, here's a pic of Barto I took at the Santa Barbara Flower & Garden Show last year -

Will there be an after-dinner group sex session at More Mesa or near Laguna Blanca?

<lightly swirls cup of whiskey in hand, while leaning forward and arching an eyebrow>

I myself prefer the Lagoon on a bench close by the water... with Esmerelda, and only Esmerelda.

[john9blue]

orgy porgy
orgy porgy
orgy porgy

*passes the soma*

[tdans]

Holy heck!! I am invited?? well Shucks!! ya need me to bring anything?

[shieldgenerator7]

Don't worry about me and the fence, saxi. I'll stand by the wall and portal everyone directly into your house so that we don't have to speak German to your body guard.
Actually I wiegh ~150 pounds, depending on whether I'm on the moon or on Earth

[Victor Sullivan]

Holy heck!! I am invited?? well Shucks!! ya need me to bring anything?

Le chef vill be cooking your mealz. Let me know if you have any of ze "dietary restricseeonz".



-Chef Sully

[tdans]

Holy heck!! I am invited?? well Shucks!! ya need me to bring anything?

Le chef vill be cooking your mealz. Let me know if you have any of ze "dietary restricseeonz".



-Chef Sully

fits your hat Anything with Meat!! real meat!!! and Water is good.. NO alcohol for this guy!

[radiojake]

Holy heck!! I am invited?? well Shucks!! ya need me to bring anything?

Le chef vill be cooking your mealz. Let me know if you have any of ze "dietary restricseeonz".



-Chef Sully

fits your hat Anything with Meat!! real meat!!! and Water is good.. NO alcohol for this guy!

Real meat as opposed to...? fake meat?

[shieldgenerator7]

nice accent sully

[tdans]

Holy heck!! I am invited?? well Shucks!! ya need me to bring anything?

Le chef vill be cooking your mealz. Let me know if you have any of ze "dietary restricseeonz".



-Chef Sully

fits your hat Anything with Meat!! real meat!!! and Water is good.. NO alcohol for this guy!

Real meat as opposed to...? fake meat?

Yea!! none of that soy crap!!!

[Phatscotty]

LOL JB.

Keep up the good work fact checking my imagination.

I am not only recoemmending the Davidoffs beacause they are the best, IMO. There are a host of other reasons. Yes they are not made anymore but I have direct access to my own personal Obama stash. You are right they are extremely rare, and I've been saving them for the most special of occasions, like when my first son was born, or Saxi's dinner parties.

Juan is ruining the Christmas Spirit

"Santa Clause isn't real!"

[TheSaxlad]

Nut Allergy Chef.

If you kill me I will sue VS's ass off from wherever I end up.

Saxi will not be to blame.

[radiojake]

Now might be a good time to point out that I am vegetarian, except under the following circumstances;

a) the meat has been salvaged, either through dumpster diving or in a situation where it would otherwise be thrown out and wasted

b) the meat has been sourced from a local, ethical farm and either I, or the person cooking, has had some involvement with the death process of the animal, or

c) fresh road kill

[TheSaxlad]

you could kill inkl0sed (ie the grizzly bear) single handedly then we could all eat and be merry. (except you might not have an eye. or any of your eyes., or any discernible body parts. or you could be dead in a hole, or in the bears cave, or or or....)

[BigBallinStalin]

Now might be a good time to point out that I am vegetarian, except under the following circumstances;

a) the meat has been salvaged, either through dumpster diving or in a situation where it would otherwise be thrown out and wasted

b) the meat has been sourced from a local, ethical farm and either I, or the person cooking, has had some involvement with the death process of the animal, or

Throw your food scraps in this guy's direction.

[notyou2]

you could kill inkl0sed (ie the grizzly bear) single handedly then we could all eat and be merry. (except you might not have an eye. or any of your eyes., or any discernible body parts. or you could be dead in a hole, or in the bears cave, or or or....)

Ink is not a Canadian Grizzly.

[shieldgenerator7]

soy is not as good tasting as the other stuff. Soy cheese *bleh* Soy milk *bleh* Soy meat *bleh* I can eat it, but it tastes nasty and I'd rather have the real stuff.

[natty dread]

Soy tastes good if done right. I once dated a girl who was vegetarian, so I learned to make quite a few nice foods out of soy. It's pretty easy, you can make anything that has ground meat in it and replace it with soy. With proper spices... If you don't know about it I'd say you wouldn't even notice the difference.

[shieldgenerator7]

Soy tastes good if done right. I once dated a girl who was vegetarian, so I learned to make quite a few nice foods out of soy. It's pretty easy, you can make anything that has ground meat in it and replace it with soy. With proper spices... If you don't know about it I'd say you wouldn't even notice the difference.

I've had soy before. I once switched to soy milk for maybe about a week. Then I switched back to regular dairy milk and then it tasted really weird, and bad. But after getting used to dairy milk again, it tastes good again. There's a big difference between the two and experts say that soy milk is healthier for you, in fact some argue that everyone is lactose intolerant to some degree or other.

[saxitoxin]

Now might be a good time to point out that I am vegetarian, except under the following circumstances;

a) the meat has been salvaged, either through dumpster diving or in a situation where it would otherwise be thrown out and wasted

b) the meat has been sourced from a local, ethical farm and either I, or the person cooking, has had some involvement with the death process of the animal, or

c) fresh road kill

I take it the aforementioned Finnish Sausage Water is out then?

Ink is not a Canadian Grizzly.

1. I don't have definitive proof Ink is not a Grizzly.
2. Being Canadian is a state-of-mind.

[2dimes]

*pouts*

[InkL0sed]

1. I don't have definitive proof Ink is not a Grizzly.

I call bullshit, on the grounds that I'm a fucking LLAMA

[shieldgenerator7]

1. I don't have definitive proof Ink is not a Grizzly.

I call bullshit, on the grounds that I'm a *BLEEP* LLAMA

Well, you change shape every now and then. We're just saying we're more familiar with you in bear form

[InkL0sed]

1. I don't have definitive proof Ink is not a Grizzly.

I f*ck bullshit, on the motherfucking f*ck shit that I'm a fucking shit-fuck

Well, you change shape every now and then. We're just saying we're more familiar with you in bear form

lol, that was rather non sequitur