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38. Ayn Rand was a Satanist
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39. If you go to jail, you will most likely be raped.
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tkr4lf wrote:39. If you go to jail, you will most likely be raped.
40. If you go to jail, you will most likely be a return visitor
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41. If you read it on the internet it's not true.
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A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
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43. This is the best wedding cake ever:

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44. Most realistic wedding cake
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rdsrds2120 wrote:Image

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45.Thunder only happens when it's raining
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44. Somewhere, it is raining.

45. Somewhere, it is thundering.

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BigBallinStalin wrote:44. Somewhere, it is raining.

45. Somewhere, it is thundering.

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Correct response was:

46.Players only love you when they're playing
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rdsrds2120 wrote:43. This is the best wedding cake ever:

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47. The Cake is a lie
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Haggis_McMutton wrote:2. Anyone else find it kind of funny that naxus is NK'd right after insisting that we're all paranoid?
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The probability of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:33. Boy, the best way to be right, is to be cocky.
Or, as I like to put it:
The only difference between a despised weirdo and an admired eccentric is attitude.
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49. This thread will suck if people don't start numbering their facts
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50. This thread will suck regardless of numbered bullets.
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51. Your Mum.
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The Bison King wrote:45.Thunder only happens when it's raining
52) BK has never been to my home town during thunder storm.

jonesthecurl wrote:51. Your Mum.
53. Tu Madre
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52) BK has never been to my home town during thunder storm.
54) that's an assumption.


What's your home town so that I can verify whether or not I have been there during a storm.
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55) portal jokes got old a while ago
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Mr_Adams wrote:
The Bison King wrote:45.Thunder only happens when it's raining
52) BK has never been to my home town during thunder storm.
56) Mr_Adams doesn't have a Burger King in his town.

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rdsrds2120 wrote:
Mr_Adams wrote:
The Bison King wrote:45.Thunder only happens when it's raining
52) BK has never been to my home town during thunder storm.
56) Mr_Adams doesn't have a Burger King in his town.

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57) Mr_Adams does however have a Wal*mart in his hometown.
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58. Cadillacs don't stop to pick up hitch-hikers.
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59. Cadillacs come standard with 24" rims

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61. Cadillacs pick up hitchhikers if their gender and proportions are correct.
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