"Deserves it? I daresay he does. Many who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be so quick to deal out death in judgement."
...10 translations later we get:
"Win what? Ritchie is the same. Who damn, it's worth living in many deaths. They can give? Not so fast, the transition from death to justice."
The right answer to the wrong question is still the wrong answer to the real question.
"That's life, that's what all the people say. You're riding high in April, Shot down in May But I know I'm gonna change that tune, When I'm back on top, back on top in June. "
...30 translations later we get:
"Life, they said. Contact, April, May, June and he was not died down later said."
The right answer to the wrong question is still the wrong answer to the real question.
"The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over."
...56 translations later we get:
"Long, Michael, even the sound of a cow, so I am tired of one - third of patients. Five or six years, I need more time."
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
"All men are mortal; Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is mortal."
...10 translations later we get:
"All people are people, men, Socrates, Socrates, which leads to death."
...30 translations later we get:
"Leading to the death of all men, Socrates, Socrates."
...56 translations later we get:
"All Socrates Socrates to death."
How appropriate. When I studied Greek in college, one of the things we translated was The Apology of Socrates. On the front cover I subtitled it, "He oughta apologize."
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The right answer to the wrong question is still the wrong answer to the real question.
Original text: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
30 Translations later: We hold this truth is evident: that all humans are created equal, some right, freedom of life, happy, and as an artist.
Risk all your troops on a daring land grab. Use diplomacy to coordinate a group assault on the game leader. Feel the thrill of victory as you crush your last opponent.
Welcome to Conquer Club, an online multiplayer world domination game.
After 10 translations.
Mandatory adventure. Using the Group's top diplomat, co-ordinated attacks in the game. Experience the thrill of victory and defeat the enemy's last chance. Welcome to the club, multi-game victory in the online world of Empire
After 30 translations.
Need adventure. A group of major diplomatic offensive game addict. Get the experience and the chance to defeat the enemy in the past. Welcome to the club to win the game in many areas of the online world.
drunkmonkey wrote:I honestly wonder why anyone becomes a mod on this site. You're the whiniest bunch of players imaginable.
Ron Burgundy wrote:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
The United States currently has the 42nd worst income gap in the world, worse even than Egypt was prior to their revolution. I am beginning to believe that if Phatscotty and Night Strike continue to get the policies that they want, a revolution will "
...50 translations later we get:
"U.S. -42 inequality, the worst of the worst revolution in Egypt. I started to break, you still have a chance to power in the region, replacing Scotti PM"
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
Madman drummers bummer and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat... In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat..."
...30 translations later we get:
"Members of the level of frustration during the summer of love, Ambassador of the United States again ... ... ... ... genes in the skin and the pump house .... .. ... ..."
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
from what language you translate? usualy when i translate from mine language to english,i get quite stupid retard translations, and also hepend when i tranlate from english to serbian. Translation tools are not so good.
qwert wrote:from what language you translate? usualy when i translate from mine language to english,i get quite stupid retard translations, and also hepend when i tranlate from english to serbian. Translation tools are not so good.
In translates back and forth into a wide variety of languages. Test it out in the first post.
For instance, here is your post put through the 'Bad Translator' 30 times:
It is this language, does it mean? In general, translated into English, and slowly the revolution, when the foolish, the owner of the Serbian Kingdom hepend. Not in a good translation tool.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity...
We are Americans, to ensure a perfect connection, such as the Justice Department said a silent room, a common defense, promote and protect future generations the benefits of freedom and the public interest...