king of the hill

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:36 am

You click my sig

my hill, my brains

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:21 am

Ouch, I walked right into that.

I become a necromancer and regain control of myself. Then I take the hill back.

My hill, my zombie horde.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:23 am

I grab a blowtorch and scaldingly hot iron prodder and burn you to death

My Hill

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:25 am

chuck norris comes and you blow up

my hill

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:41 am

I find Chuck Norris's weak side when I give him his lost stuffed dragon named Ziffy. He leaves to go play with him.

My Hill

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:44 am

i poisoned ziffy so when you handed him to chuck you died

my hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:49 am

Because I was a zombie before I became a necromancer I did not get affected by your torture. I call my zombie horde on all your asses.

My hill.

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:56 am

I blow myself up, and my pieces hit you. Spamelot's hill

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:00 am

on top ofthe hill spamalot celebrates aries dedication to spam by blowing himself up for us
yay aries

spamalots hill

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:19 am

By the power of spam given to me I bring Aries back.

Spamalot's hill.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:32 am

I kill all of you and put you into my zombie horde. Welcome to the horde.

My hill. My new zombie recruits.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:29 am

pull out shotgun and chainsaw, the only natural enemies to zombies :wink:

i then proceed to hack and shoot my way to victory taking rest atop my well deserved hill!

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:36 pm

put my finger in the shotgun so it blows up backwards and steal your chainsaw.
my hill (:

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:38 pm

Too bad I removed the chain.

my hill

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:46 pm

I make you watch "Melrose Place" over and over again until you die of boredom.

Spamalots Hill

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:48 pm

I second that. Therefore it is still Spamalot's hill

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:50 pm

I bring a guillotine up and chop off the heads of oncoming non-spamalotians.

Still Spamalots Hill

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:53 pm

I let you kill all of them....then i kill you with the guillotine. STUPID!

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:58 pm

I come back to the dead with magical spam i keep in my pocket. I then choke you slowly with my 2nd kidney( not needed) and a pancake simultaneously

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:00 pm

I eat youre pancake AND your kidney...i hear they're good for you.
Then i pull a chuck norris on you and round house kick you in the face!

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:59 pm

A roundhouse doesnt kill, but hurts. So when you think you have killed me I grab you by the head andstab you multible times with a butcher knife. i then cut you up into little cubes and bring it back to Spamalot. Grilled Paradicecity is a delicacy in Spamalot.

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:11 pm

Well I aint Paradicecity9. I'm ParadiceCity9So you're not eating me. And before you butcher knife me i take out my butcher knife and cut you up into little cubes first and bring it to Non-Spamalot, where we non-spammers can eat you like a fat kid eating cake.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:23 pm

lol that was mean

I get up behind a life-size figurine of myself that I was using and shoot you.

My Hill

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:26 pm

I dodge your bullet, and your life-size figurine happens to have your balls at the height of my arms, so its easy for me to slice your testes sack in half and watch your balls fall on the ground while you lie there in pain.

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:26 pm

my hill