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Ask saxitoxin to do my groceries because I'm naked and they said at the local shop that if I ever show up naked again they'll call the police.
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saxitoxin wrote:Ask Bostonguitah that I think he's the cat's meow and I'm gonna form an alliance with him against Joshua and Nathan and their Gang of Fivism and attempts at bedazzlement.

Also, ask him that I think his avatar is pretty tight! (Ask him that I just watched Pale Horse Rider last week on Blue-Ray, actually.)


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Ask Natty_dread and Joshyboy how long will it take for them to make enough money at their deadbeat jobs to fly to cali and bow down at my feet?
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ask saxitoxin if he's really 76
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ask bostonguitah if he was born yesterday
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natty_dread asks "Can you do my groceries? I'm naked and if I ever show up naked again they'll call the police."
Saxitoxin answers: I'll do your groceries after I do your girlfriend, you sunnavabitch.

Bostonguitah asks, "Are you really 76?"
Saxitoxin answers: I'll do your groceries after I do your girlfriend, you sunnavabitch.

GreecePwns asks, "What exactly does your sig mean?"
Saxitoxin answers: I'll do your groceries after I do your girlfriend, you sunnavabitch.
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saxitoxin wrote:Ask Bostonguitah that I think he's the cat's meow and I'm gonna form an alliance with him against Joshua and Nathan and their Gang of Fivism and attempts at bedazzlement.

Also, ask him that I think his avatar is pretty tight! (Ask him that I just watched Pale Horse Rider last week on Blue-Ray, actually.)


Saxitoxin I have just a few comments for you:

1. NONE of you questions are questions. You can't ask me that you watched a movie.

2. Although I cant blame you for recognizing my superiority in the realm of smackism I don't team up with anyone. Doing so would lower me to the level of natty_dread and joshyboy.

3. THE CATS MEOW??? uh come on bro. This isn't 1967 anymore. The fact that your grill is pasted to the computer screen reading this right now should tell you that you are now in the 21st century. TAKE OFF YOUR PURPLE TINTED SHADES, TURN OFF YOUR LAVA LAMP, AND STOP TALKING LIKE A SWINGER.

4. Feel free to fire back but realize you will get annihilated in return. It's best for you to cheer from the bench as you have so far.

5. I'm the greatest.

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Greece, ask BG how do you get sound from a guitar when it's full of shit.
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Bostonguitah wrote:1. NONE of you questions are questions. You can't ask me that you watched a movie.


Sorry English is not my first language.

Bostonguitah wrote:2. Although I cant blame you for recognizing my superiority in the realm of smackism I don't team up with anyone. Doing so would lower me to the level of natty_dread and joshyboy.


Very well, then I will be your sidekick.

Bostonguitah wrote:3. THE CATS MEOW??? uh come on bro. This isn't 1967 anymore. The fact that your grill is pasted to the computer screen reading this right now should tell you that you are now in the 21st century. TAKE OFF YOUR PURPLE TINTED SHADES, TURN OFF YOUR LAVA LAMP, AND STOP TALKING LIKE A SWINGER.


Ask Bostonguitah that he has a good point.

Bostonguitah wrote:4. Feel free to fire back but realize you will get annihilated in return. It's best for you to cheer from the bench as you have so far.


I will cheer from the bench but I'm ready go-go to tag-in if you need me.

Bostonguitah wrote:5. I'm the greatest.


correct

Bostonguitah wrote:BOSTONGUITAH


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Welcome back, we know you had to take off briefly to spend some time batting the old polo ball around with ol William ;)
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notyou2 wrote:Greece, ask BG how do you get sound from a guitar when it's full of shit.


I don't know how you would do that since both my guitahs are made of mahogany (1 is an original 57 LP jr TV model), but I would imagine it's the same way your mouth does friend.

Keep hating and leaving your glassjaw wide open you inferior smacker. Just know, as CC forum bangers across the globe begin to jump on the BOSTONGUITAH bandwagon, you are in the minority.

WELCOME 2 GREATNESS

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It's better to have the people laugh with you than at you.
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Ask Lack if I can have magical dice please :)
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ask notyou2 if he realizes that everytime he takes it seriously people are laughing at him. ask him how good it feels to be a sounding board for paramount smack.
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Hey Boz, still feeling insecure?

I saw this website and immediately thought of you:

http://kidshealth.org/teen/your_mind/em ... steem.html
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natty_dread wrote:Hey Boz, still feeling insecure?

I saw this website and immediately thought of you:

http://kidshealth.org/teen/your_mind/em ... steem.html



Hey Mr. bullet proof bandit, I couldn't agree more that there are people on CC who are overcompensating. However, there is a difference between esteeming ones self juxtaposed with the truth. And the truth is you are so familiar with teen mental health websites that you had an article ready to go like a pocket ace. What's up with that bro? You feeling ok lately? Honestly, you don't know and can't decide whether I'm struggling with my inner teenage girl or subconsciously trying to misrepresent the size of my genitalia. WHICH ONE IS IT? Or is it your own subconscious struggle? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????????

Whatever be the case I'm enjoying turning all your arguements on their head and seeing what comes out when applied to you. It's so awesome; just like me.

SMACKTACULARILY YOURS and quit calling me Boz, Farah. ( and when I say quit, I subconsciously mean keep doing it so I can keep making charlies angels jokes about you)

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:-$

Use your indoors voice.
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Ask saxitoxin if he's going to sell that lava lamp and the purple shades!
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Ask bostonguitah why he or she is my new favourite poster.
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Ask Timminz what colo(u)r panties he's wearing.
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BBS asks, "Are you going to sell that lava lamp and purple shades?"
Saxi answers, "I'll do your groceries after I do your girlfriend, you sunnavabitch."
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.

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ask natty_dread if he is going to reject another game invite. Also ask why he has rejected 3 game invites so far.
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Bozley, your games are silly. Who the f*ck plays flat rate fog anyway, it's stupid.

I appreciate the attention though, and I want to be generous, so I'll give you one game. But if I catch you masturbating in game chat I'm out of there.
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In the words of typical American teenager trying to be cool:

Oh dip.
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.

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