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What's the quickest and most effective way for you to get an erection?
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Do you prefer your wiener stuffed in a bun?

With or without condiments?
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Why do you want us to ask about your wiener?
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favourite meme?
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Why are you here?
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Oh, and inb4
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How ecstatic were you when you recieved the inb4 lock forum vacation for free?
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Who is better, and why?
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006

This link is the best way to make new players feel welcome...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006
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What's a wiener and where can I get one?
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If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?
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Does P=NP ?

Provide proof plox.
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Have you ever considered having a friend sign up, or creating a multi, that is named 'Army of Satan/Devil/etc', and then playing some epic 1vs1 games to the death?


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Are you and squishyg real good friends?
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Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?
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#1_stunna wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?


Did you just throw up in your mouth reading that too?
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Serbia wrote:If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?

And what was the mass of the bean stalk?
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Are you a normal short person or one of the weird looking ones?
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Why did you ditch your old pokemon avatar?
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When you were younger, did your parents call you Militia of God or maybe Army of Jesus?

Jesus and God are the same person or something like that right? I think one of them is a BPB
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How many internet sites do you post pictures of yourself on? How many are NSFW?
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Was your mom the only piece of a$$ you ever had?
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Do you ever do it with the left hand?
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Do you agree that the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life?
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If you could change your name, would you change it to Army of DOGS? If you did change it to Army of DOGS would you join the pack?
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