the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[SMITH197]

not the wheel...anything but the wheel...

[hawkeye]

yes mwahahahaha

[Scarus]

This reminds me that I saw a japanese, or korean, version of wheel of fortune yesterday. I'm not sure exactly what was happening but they had the big wheel shape, and inside the wheel they had like a japanese pinball machine. Ping balls dropped and then the competitors were able to buy squares that were turned by a japanese Vanna White....lol

What's also very funny is the mexican version of Fear Factor....lol

[hawkeye]

syndicated incorperated

[SMITH197]

mexican fear factor....


yeah...i was going to make a joke but i'm kinda too lazy to.


I found a turtle today and made him play with a black snake in my driveway.

Battle Royal.

[TitusFinn]

I'd have no problem with them outlawing alcohol. (Ted Kennedy might get pissed tho)

So would Bush.

Ok...back to the fact that you have no problem outlawing alcohol. WHAT!? SERIOUS!?

I just figured it out....you're not a hard core Republican...you're a hard core Christian.

Jay, you're killing me. Just take your cross and jab it into my heart.

[HighBorn]

whats up eveybody!!

[hawkeye]

This is the song with those lines

Syndicated Inc.

by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV

Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "All In The Family"
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D."
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Well, I'm in such ecstacy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love "The Partridge Family"
And "Dynasty"
And "Laverne & Shirley"
And "Hard Copy"

Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated

Syndicated Incorporated
("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know just what too see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated

[Machiavelli]

My opinion of you just went down

[HighBorn]

wow low

[SMITH197]

the turtle won if anyone cares....

[AndyDufresne]

**Smacks Smithy with a trout** That's just sad.


--Andy

[hawkeye]

use a long wet noodle

[SMITH197]

*retaliates with a swift turtle to the back side*

your trout is no match for my turtle of awesome might!


*awesome action pose*

[HighBorn]

"completly amused yet shocked face"..lol

[hawkeye]

[jay_a2j]

heavycola wrote: " global warming is going to make sea levels rise (by melting polar ice), flooding cities and land all over the world"





Easy solution......move inland.

You REALLY dont care about people do you?

I do care..... and thats why I'm telling you to move inland!

[jay_a2j]

I'd have no problem with them outlawing alcohol. (Ted Kennedy might get pissed tho)

So would Bush.

Ok...back to the fact that you have no problem outlawing alcohol. WHAT!? SERIOUS!?

I just figured it out....you're not a hard core Republican...you're a hard core Christian.

Jay, you're killing me. Just take your cross and jab it into my heart.

I wouldn't have a problem with it not because I'm a christian (remember Jesus turned water into wine). I just don't care for it. The taste is terrible! And how many of you would still drink if you could not get drunk from it? Can anyone REALLY like the taste of VODKA? If PEPSI tasted like Goldslager (without the intoxication effects) my bet is it would go out of buisness. And I spent too many nights with my head in the porcelin throne, so I decided Its just not worth it.

[HighBorn]

well guys im gonna miss it cause its bed time but i expect to see this thread well over the 4000 mark when i next get on.. make us all proud ...... 33 more to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hawkeye]

i plan on drinking 2.2 litres of iced tea before i go to bed if i go to bed at all

[AK_iceman]

the heat won the nba championship!!!

[reverend_kyle]

heavycola wrote: " global warming is going to make sea levels rise (by melting polar ice), flooding cities and land all over the world"





Easy solution......move inland.

You REALLY dont care about people do you?

I do care..... and thats why I'm telling you to move inland!

Have you seen what life is like inland in say oklahoma.....thats not caring about people wishing THAT upon them.

[heavycola]

not to mention the upheaval for millions of families in London, the US east coast and seaboard cities around the world being made instantly homeless, many people too old/sick/infirm to move... the effects on the communties forced to deal with the influx of millions of people, the probelms of disease and anarchy that are always associated with refugee camps, the strain on already depleted resources...

flippant comments like 'move inland!' just underline your rather dangerous naivety (and i am giving you the benefit of the doubt).

Jay - and i am honestly interested in your answer - do you believe that god will provide? That the climate change, the pollution, the poisoned oceans abd rivers, the disappearing species, the overflowing landfills and the global inequalities that result from our way of life are not problems because god is going to make everything OK?

And if you do - does this explain your frankly insane head-in-sand approach?

[jay_a2j]

not to mention the upheaval for millions of families in London, the US east coast and seaboard cities around the world being made instantly homeless, many people too old/sick/infirm to move... the effects on the communties forced to deal with the influx of millions of people, the probelms of disease and anarchy that are always associated with refugee camps, the strain on already depleted resources...

flippant comments like 'move inland!' just underline your rather dangerous naivety (and i am giving you the benefit of the doubt).

Jay - and i am honestly interested in your answer - do you believe that god will provide? That the climate change, the pollution, the poisoned oceans abd rivers, the disappearing species, the overflowing landfills and the global inequalities that result from our way of life are not problems because god is going to make everything OK?

And if you do - does this explain your frankly insane head-in-sand approach?

You honestlty want my answer? See my signature. I have studied "end times" prophecy for about 20 years (off and on). And I could never figure out why the USA is not mentioned in the battle of Armegeddon. But recently I have found out why. The USA is "the great Babalon" mentioned in Revelation 18. And yes, God will and has provived a "way" for his people. In the last days before the return of Christ the USA will not exist. God is going to judge the nations of the Earth before He comes back and establishes His kindom on Earth. After reading Rev.18 one can come to no other conclusion.It must be taking about the US. Which is why the US is not mentioned in the final battle of Armegeddon. Head in the sand? No, I just know that scripture says what it says. In those days "drowning by rising see levels " could be a blesssing as compared to the mass death that is comming. If I didn't care, I wouldn't be telling you any of this.

[HighBorn]

i am so dis apointed were not at 4000 yet what r u guys doing at nights???