Relocating The Capital of the U.S.A.

[HapSmo19]

I vote Assumption, Nebraska(if Assumtion, Nebraska will have them) for these reasons:

1) It's pretty much the geographical center of the country, making it more accessible to all of the people.

2) Newscasters will finally be telling the truth when they say "Barack Obama spoke in Assumtion today and said he has signed a bill that will move the economy in the right direction."

3) err...wait... ...#1 again...

EDIT: 4) Shanty-town!

[Mikey-T]

hmmm.... that would put me around an hour from the capital... i cant decide if that would be good or horrible

[Crazyirishman]

Actually the geographic center of the US according to Google maps is in between Independence and Coffeyville, Kansas

And moving it to Assumtion would not make it more accessible because I assume there are no direct flights to Assumtion from every major city in the US

[Pirlo]

how can they move the white house?

[spurgistan]

Moving the capital would provide thousands of jobs, though I could think of more worthwhile things for the government to be spending money on.

[Dibbun]

Since around 2002 I've endorsed moving the capital to St. Louis and rebuilding The Hanging Gardens of Babylon there.

[CreepersWiener]

Tripoli, Libya...that's where I would put it.

[PLAYER57832]

No, it should move to Hollywood, isn't the whole system just fiction anyway?

[jimboston]

No, it should move to Hollywood, isn't the whole system just fiction anyway?

I finally laughed at something Player wrote!

[tkr4lf]

Since around 2002 I've endorsed moving the capital to St. Louis and rebuilding The Hanging Gardens of Babylon there.

I finally laughed at something Dibbun wrote!

[Army of GOD]

Jerusalem

[Mr_Adams]

No, it should move to Hollywood, isn't the whole system just fiction anyway?

[Army of GOD]

Jerusalem

I finally laughed at something Army of GOD wrote!

[General_Tao]

How come baseball players are so fat?

[Mr_Adams]

How come baseball players are so fat?

How about American Football? Those guys are rivaled only by Sumo wrestlers.

[Army of GOD]

How come baseball players are so fat?

How about American Football? Those guys are rivaled only by Sumo wrestlers.

But the football players are required to have some athleticism. Some guys, pitchers especially (like the C.C. Sabathia type) don't seem to have much athleticism other than good hip movement and arm/wrist/hand strength.

[john9blue]

we should TAKE WASHINGTON D.C.

and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ

[Dibbun]

How come baseball players are so fat?

How about American Football? Those guys are rivaled only by Sumo wrestlers.

But the football players are required to have some athleticism. Some guys, pitchers especially (like the C.C. Sabathia type) don't seem to have much athleticism other than good hip movement and arm/wrist/hand strength.

Baseball pitchers are not athletes because the motion they use to throw a ball is not a natural athletic motion.

[Army of GOD]

we should TAKE WASHINGTON D.C.

and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ

It's BIG


HAIRY


AND PINK!

[HapSmo19]

Actually the geographic center of the US according to Google maps is in between Independence and Coffeyville, Kansas

Thats why I said "pretty much".

And moving it to Assumtion would not make it more accessible because I assume there are no direct flights to Assumtion from every major city in the US

But it is just off of I-80 which runs PRETTY MUCH from New York to San Cramcrisco.

Moving the capital would provide thousands of jobs,...

No, it wouldn't. Each member of congress would be required to bring their own blue tarps and corrugated tin sheets to construct their offices. They'd pay their staff out of their own pockets and no more interns(destroying a country shouldn't be a legitimate internship).

[Mr_Adams]

And moving it to Assumtion would not make it more accessible because I assume there are no direct flights to Assumtion from every major city in the US

But it is just off of I-80 which runs PRETTY MUCH from New York to San Cramcrisco.

I'm pretty sure if it became the capital, direct flights would be made possible.

[whitestazn88]

And moving it to Assumtion would not make it more accessible because I assume there are no direct flights to Assumtion from every major city in the US

But it is just off of I-80 which runs PRETTY MUCH from New York to San Cramcrisco.

I'm pretty sure if it became the capital, direct flights would be made possible.

*Insert tasteless 9/11 joke here* I don't think you can just put an airport in the middle of nowhere and expect people to go, also, with the no fly-over rules in DC now, there probably wouldn't be an airport, train/bus station, or even grassy knoll within 100km of this hypothetical capital.

[PLAYER57832]

And moving it to Assumtion would not make it more accessible because I assume there are no direct flights to Assumtion from every major city in the US

But it is just off of I-80 which runs PRETTY MUCH from New York to San Cramcrisco.

I'm pretty sure if it became the capital, direct flights would be made possible.

*Insert tasteless 9/11 joke here* I don't think you can just put an airport in the middle of nowhere and expect people to go, also, with the no fly-over rules in DC now, there probably wouldn't be an airport, train/bus station, or even grassy knoll within 100km of this hypothetical capital.

The flatland will make building the moat that much easier.