EMPIRE Going Social???

[Lubawski]

::shush:: Someone's there...oh...Hey Bruce .

Don't worry, he'll be distracted by your sig. He's never seen boobies before.

Do man boobs count?

Good call. I should rephrase. He's never seen a woman's boobies before. (Just because a man wears a bra doesn't count Bogan.)

[Lubawski]

am interested in joining the clan

Seems you've posted your interest in a couple different clan forums.

[The Voice]

am interested in joining the clan

PM sent.


[spoiler=On the subject of boobs]A renowned philosopher (or country star...I can't remember) once said, "If it weren't for man-boobs, I'd have no boobs at all." In this case, I'd rather just not "get lucky," not if it's man-boob lucky...and here's where the pun hits a brick wall[/spoiler]

[gStrong]

I've been looking for some regular team mates and I think joining you're clan would be a good start. What do I need to do to join?

[Denise]

I've been looking for some regular team mates and I think joining you're clan would be a good start. What do I need to do to join?

To try out for the clan, you need more experience in team games. However, I am impressed by your win % and the fact that you have won 13 out of the 20 team games you have played. We have a training group where we mentor players who have potential, but lack team game experience. I think this group could be what you're looking for, which is the opportunity to learn and play with some excellent team players. It is the next step to you developing the skills and experience to get into a top clan, whether it be EMPIRE or another. Interested? If so, and if you promise to make the chat box your best best friend, would you like to play a dubs together? This could give us both an idea if you would be a good fit for our training group. Do you have a spot open?

[skillfusniper33]

I would like to thank the entire EMPIRE clan for sending us a very good new member in Sundog308.

If you have any others then please feel free the send them my way

Thanks again guys.

[Lubawski]

I would like to thank the entire EMPIRE clan for sending us a very good new member in Sundog308.

If you have any others then please feel free the send them my way

Thanks again guys.

Is this serious? Was Sundog in EMB? Either way, glad someone found a happy home with you good folks.

[skillfusniper33]

I would like to thank the entire EMPIRE clan for sending us a very good new member in Sundog308.

If you have any others then please feel free the send them my way

Thanks again guys.

Is this serious? Was Sundog in EMB? Either way, glad someone found a happy home with you good folks.

im not to sure he was in your training group, but someone told him to come try with us.

[Denise]

No, he wasn't in our training group. I think it was The Voice that sent him to you, since he handles a lot of our recruiting stuff. I'm glad it worked out.

[The Voice]

I would like to thank the entire EMPIRE clan for sending us a very good new member in Sundog308.

If you have any others then please feel free the send them my way

Thanks again guys.

A great addition to your clan and to the clan community in general!

[davedbates]

Hiya - im interested in joining EMPIRE, but I know my scores and experience are both very low. I am however a good team player, and will take any advice, help, etc, if you would consider me at all, even for this training group that I've read about in the thread?

Cheers!

[laica05]

can i join

[Denise]

can i join

laica05, you don't have enough team game experience to try out for EMPIRE. Are you interested in the training group?

[Wolffystyle]

“Makers of EMPIRE, we fight for bigger things than crowns and higher seats than thrones.”

Translation: We fight for comically oversized sombreros and barstools.


~ You feel winning a tournament takes possessing the fundamentals like preparation, determination, communication, and a positive attitude

Means: Deciding what flavour margarita to order, going large for the full pitcher, telling this to the waitress in an inebriated attempt at speaking Spanish, and saving face with a large smile after you fall face first into your chimichanga platter.

Please post in the thread or pm me if you're interested or have a question.

Yes, The Voice, I wonder how many margaritas makes mooning the Mexican magistrate mandatory?

[Denise]

ha ha, Wolffy, I thought you were here to introduce our new clan-mate but no, you are here to do the much more important job of making me giggle.

I guess that leaves it up to me to enthusiastically introduce our newest addition, sonicsteve. Welcome aboard, Steve!

[The Voice]

“Makers of EMPIRE, we fight for bigger things than crowns and higher seats than thrones.”

Translation: We fight for comically oversized sombreros and barstools.


~ You feel winning a tournament takes possessing the fundamentals like preparation, determination, communication, and a positive attitude

Means: Deciding what flavour margarita to order, going large for the full pitcher, telling this to the waitress in an inebriated attempt at speaking Spanish, and saving face with a large smile after you fall face first into your chimichanga platter.

Please post in the thread or pm me if you're interested or have a question.

Yes, The Voice, I wonder how many margaritas makes mooning the Mexican magistrate mandatory?

That's hilarious. You've asked by far the toughest question on this forum because it involves a bit of math. The equation can be seen here: T (Tolerance [10 being the highest, 1 the lowest]) DIVIDED BY S (Margarita Size [small=1, xlarge=4, etc.]) EQUALS N (Number of margaritas required)

[spoiler=The Voice ftw][/spoiler]

[Lubawski]

I'm not sure if that was an over-sized sombrero or if it just looks it on that malnurished body.

Welcome aboard Steve. Glad to have another top player.

Stay tuned for the next announcement...

[The Voice]

Haha, hey now. That there's a runner's body.

[TheSpaceCowboy]

EMPIRE would like to welcome its newest member, a man who needs no introduction, so we will just leave it at that.

Welcome!!!!

[jj3044]

EMPIRE would like to welcome its newest member, a man who needs no introduction, so we will just leave it at that.

Welcome!!!!

Tease.

[TheSpaceCowboy]

EMPIRE would like to welcome its newest member, a man who needs no introduction, so we will just leave it at that.

Welcome!!!!

Tease.

OK, OK. . ...

Please join me in welcoming Chariot of Fire to EMPIRE

[QoH]

I thought CoF was with the BpB?

No?

[jj3044]

I thought CoF was with the BpB?

No?

Let's just say... ::in heavy Italian accent::

"We made him an offa' he couldn't refuse."

[QoH]

I thought CoF was with the BpB?

No?

Let's just say... ::in heavy Italian accent::

"We made him an offa' he couldn't refuse."

Depends on the offer!

[Swimmerdude99]

EMPIRE would like to welcome its newest member, a man who needs no introduction, so we will just leave it at that.

Welcome!!!!

Tease.

OK, OK. . ...

Please join me in welcoming Chariot of Fire to EMPIRE

WOAH! You guys weren't kidding!! Congrats, nice pick up!