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Put funny ways to Destroy the world here. :twisted: \:D/ ](*,)

Mine is to drink to much pop and burp so much that you spin earth out of orbit into the sun.
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Death by rubber duckies! :twisted:
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Let things keep going the way they are... Do nothing, quit recycling, and quit worrying about the environment...

OHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA

Wait.....

That's what's happening. #-o
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Everyone knows that in 2012, Earth's poles will shift. The ancient Mayans said it, so it must be true.

So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to worry about destroying the world.
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sheepofdumb wrote:Death by rubber duckies! :twisted:

You mean like this one?
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pancakemix wrote:Everyone knows that in 2012, Earth's poles will shift. The ancient Mayans said it, so it must be true.

So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to worry about destroying the world.


Oh, it must be true!

I know one way: death by spam.
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Death by spam… What a glorious way to go…
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MMM. this is getting good!!! :P :P :P :P
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hecter wrote:Death by spam… What a glorious way to go…


i agree king, goes right along with death by penguin stampede and death by elephant crap
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hecter wrote:Death by snoo snoo… What a glorious way to go…
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
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reverend_kyle wrote:
hecter wrote:Death by snoo snoo… What a glorious way to go…

That to… that to…
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Everyone in the world should eat a pot of baked beans.
Then when they digest everyone should face in the direction opposite to the way the planet spins on it's axis.
Then everyone should let rip a huge fart at the same time.
Then the world will spin the other way around and mess up the natural order of things which will set in motion a chain reaction ultimately causing the destruction of the universe.

Or we'll suffocate or die from the toxicity. Either or.
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WE all know, I'm going to kill you all first.
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This shouldnt even be a debate. I mean, we all know that some corrupt Federation captain will give General Order 24 on Earth. Is inevitable.
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Nah. Some stupid species will unleash the wrath of the omega molecule!!! The alpha quadrent will be doomed!!
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Suck the earth's atmosphere with a huge vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would rock.
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no evil tiedie pandas and wild fighting moose. will turn on humans and detroy us all.
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everywhere116 wrote:This shouldnt even be a debate. I mean, we all know that some corrupt Federation captain will give General Order 24 on Earth. Is inevitable.


If it happens I know for sure our only hope would be a single cargo ship driven by some dumb drug addict.

The Earth is DOOMED!
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Chuck Norris goes to heaven.
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Aegnor wrote:Suck the earth's atmosphere with a huge vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would rock.


SPACEBALLS!!!
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spaceballs was awesome.
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Fircoal wrote:WE all know, I'm going to kill you all first.


...probably with lighting, right Fircoal?
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lol :lol:
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He's going to smash lamps on our heads?
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Two words: gray goo.
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