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What do you think God looks like?

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Probably something like this, if you are strolling through the African savanna...or animals escaped from local zoo.

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It has been many many years since I read the bible, but doesn't it say he made man as an image of himself?

So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me :P
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TeeGee wrote:It has been many many years since I read the bible, but doesn't it say he made man as an image of himself?

So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me :P


So, God is an ice cold bottle of beer being poured into a pint glass?

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BigBallinStalin wrote:
TeeGee wrote:It has been many many years since I read the bible, but doesn't it say he made man as an image of himself?

So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me :P


So, God is an ice cold bottle of beer being poured into a pint glass?

Interesting... The Great Intoxicant


If he is I wanna go there now :D
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1,000 points if anyone gets this joke.
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saxitoxin
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boobies.
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Army of GOD wrote:saxitoxin

1,000 points


Did you get it just cause that's what the image name was?
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Fur coat, Fedora with Cheetah print as a band going around above the brim, carries a cane with an eagle on top, walks with a limp, wears a large medallion, Multiple rings on his hand.
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I'm just 5 minutes from God

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WOW! GOD DOES ExIST!!!
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jonesthecurl wrote:boobies.


God's definitely got a rockin' set of tits.
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Timminz wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:boobies.


God's definitely got a rockin' set of tits.


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God is very discrete and keeps His nipples covered at all times...
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