How will my relaionship with girls be affected if I'm hung

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:03 am

over from last night? I don't want to seem like a sissy, but I can't stand the light, my head is hurting and I don't really want to see anyone. I have a football game today and the girls will see me not play well! Will it affect my chances with them?

Chariot of Fire · Post by **Chariot of Fire** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:30 am

I hate having a hangover, but then that's just one of the pitfalls of having such a large cock it won't stay on the mattress.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:58 am

Being hung from the neck by a rope over a beam until you expire might actually improve how the fairer sex perceives you, but you would never know it so it's not really ideal.

But do girls seriously care about how good (or bad) you are at sports?

greenoaks · Post by **greenoaks** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:08 am

MeDeFe wrote:Being hung from the neck by a rope over a beam until you expire might actually improve how the fairer sex perceives you, but you would never know it so it's not really ideal.

i was thinking the same thing

daddy1gringo · Post by **daddy1gringo** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:39 am

dustn64 wrote:over from last night? I don't want to seem like a sissy, but I can't stand the light, my head is hurting and I don't really want to see anyone. I have a football game today and the girls will see me not play well! Will it affect my chances with them?

If this was all just for fun and is not based in reality I'm going to look like a major-league fuddy-duddy, but the potential benefit is worth it.

If you can't resist getting trashed the night before an event where people are counting on you, you have something more serious to think about than how girls will perceive you. You have a problem whether you want to admit it or not. Contact the nearest AA chapter or someone in a position to help (parent, teacher, pastor, HR rep at work, etc.)

Again, if this was all in fun and not reality-based, forgive my buzz-kill. If it is based in reality, I'm dead serious, and I'm also right.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:27 am

Anyone who gloats about having girls or being athletic over the internet is lying

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:46 am

But but AoG, how am I going to let the Internet know about my two girlfriends who live with me and love my massive cock and my soccer prowess?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:19 pm

InkL0sed wrote:But but AoG, how am I going to let the Internet know about my two girlfriends who live with me and love my massive cock and my soccer prowess?

By posting pics.

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