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Re: Conquer Club can suck my dick

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For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
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niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.
Sorry about your little butt ✪ Dumb fucking e-lambs the lot of you
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King_Herpes wrote:
niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.
Nobody wants to get herpes.
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Dukasaur wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.
Nobody wants to get herpes.
I know I am rather inscrutable, butt that doesn't mean I don't get lonely too Dukasaur and can't use protection. Turn around for me girl let me take your picture, I'll put you in thongs and 6" high heels my sex strategy is rough. Howsabout me n' the boys go family style on you, "shot-gun anus"! I'll be your juicy lover, come here you and give my nipples a little pinch let us know we're not dreaming.
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King_Herpes wrote:
niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.
CC has been a damn tease to me, not even 2nd base for the three years I've been here, that slut.
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I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?

Inquiring minds must know.
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Timminz wrote:I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?

Inquiring minds must know.
He didn't say did. He said can. It was one of your better attempts at humor though Simmons.

Oh and inb4 the lock that is apparently not coming.
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Crazyirishman wrote: CC has been a damn tease to me, not even 2nd base for the three years I've been here, that slut.
Are you saying you have been to 1st base with CC? Don't you realize where it's mouth has been???? :sick:

Why hasn't the title been changed yet??????
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Please CC, can you give me what the OP asks...because your dice suck really hard and I want more..ooh yes, yes lick lick..thanks CC I will cum back for more..

86 having a wet dream..why does my butt hurt :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Agent 86 wrote:Please CC, can you give me what the OP asks...because your dice suck really hard and I want more..ooh yes, yes lick lick..thanks CC I will cum back for more..

86 having a wet dream..why does my butt hurt :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you think that's bad.. wait till you realize you've got herpes now too.
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Herpes infected me a long time ago, couldn't fight him off..just too strong an infection..so that's what happened to my butt ;)

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ViperOverLord wrote:
Timminz wrote:I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?

Inquiring minds must know.
He didn't say did. He said can. It was one of your better attempts at humor though Simmons.

Oh and inb4 the lock that is apparently not coming.
Thanks Wiper. Your opinion means a lot to me.
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Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
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Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8#p3532928
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I stand corrected.
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"trust me, i know my business, i used to be a compulsive gambler" is not what would make me trust you more than random.com :lol:
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azezzo wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
natty_dread wrote:Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8#p3532928
azezzo wrote:I stand corrected.
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Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.

actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
natty_dread wrote:Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8#p3532928
azezzo wrote:I stand corrected.
All's well that ends well...:)
yes he can edit his but he wont be able to edit all the replies to the subject that have the statement--I have edited it for future posts
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We can make a forum game out of this! Everyone, come on and post what conquer club can suck!
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hmmm...
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:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
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dez juicy plums :P
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Conquer Club can suck, but does it swallow?

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That's the question.
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Ha ha, way to turn this thread around..giving me a good laugh :lol:

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And the medal for most improved thread goes to....
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