niMic wrote:For the record, Conquer Club did suck my dick, and it was sub-par, at the most.
Still that's nice, the most I've ever got out of it was a low quality hj.
Nobody wants to get herpes.
I know I am rather inscrutable, butt that doesn't mean I don't get lonely too Dukasaur and can't use protection. Turn around for me girl let me take your picture, I'll put you in thongs and 6" high heels my sex strategy is rough. Howsabout me n' the boys go family style on you, "shot-gun anus"! I'll be your juicy lover, come here you and give my nipples a little pinch let us know we're not dreaming.
Sorry about your little butt ✪ Dumb fucking e-lambs the lot of you
I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?
Timminz wrote:I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?
Inquiring minds must know.
He didn't say did. He said can. It was one of your better attempts at humor though Simmons.
Oh and inb4 the lock that is apparently not coming.
Please CC, can you give me what the OP asks...because your dice suck really hard and I want more..ooh yes, yes lick lick..thanks CC I will cum back for more..
86 having a wet dream..why does my butt hurt
We are the Fallen, an unstoppable wave of Darkness.
Agent 86 wrote:Please CC, can you give me what the OP asks...because your dice suck really hard and I want more..ooh yes, yes lick lick..thanks CC I will cum back for more..
86 having a wet dream..why does my butt hurt
If you think that's bad.. wait till you realize you've got herpes now too.
Timminz wrote:I've been trying everything I can think of for the past almost 24 hours, and I can't get this website to so much as fondle my balls. How the fuck did you get it to suck your dick?
Inquiring minds must know.
He didn't say did. He said can. It was one of your better attempts at humor though Simmons.
Oh and inb4 the lock that is apparently not coming.
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
natty_dread wrote:Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.
azezzo wrote:Ok, after a good nights sleep, The alcohol has long since worn off, I realize that my judgement may have been clouded by the tequilla when I wrote the subject line. I do not retract my dice statement, but do apologize for my subject title.
There is a thing called an Edit button. It's not too late.
actually the edit button does not work, once someone else has posted in the thread, I tried.
natty_dread wrote:Yes it does, the delete button doesn't work but the edit button does.