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So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.
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strike wolf wrote:So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.

I hope curled up in a ball, singing the old 'Monk' theme song. **Munches on a banana**


It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so
It's a jungle out there





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AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.

I hope curled up in a ball, singing the old 'Monk' theme song. **Munches on a banana**


It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so
It's a jungle out there





--Andy


It's fine now. Just had a really frustrating weekend.
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AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.

I hope curled up in a ball, singing the old 'Monk' theme song. **Munches on a banana**


It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so
It's a jungle out there





--Andy


This site needs a like button for posts like this.
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pancakemix wrote:This site needs a like button for posts like this.

If it did have a like button, I'd probably like your post for liking mine.

When I first wrote that sentence, I accidentally used 'licking' instead. Should've kept it.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas for liking and licking**


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Man this thread is huge!

PS happy valentines day
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BPotW

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So, back in high school I claimed that if I ever saw the Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile I'd steal it. I saw it about half an hour ago, and needless to say I didn't have the guts the follow through. =(

I'm such a coward. I did get a picture of it, though.

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We all say things we don't mean.

THe other day I saw The Dillema with Vince Vaughan and Kevin James. It was awesome.

I'll let you decide if I'm saying what I mean.
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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:So, back in high school I claimed that if I ever saw the Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile I'd steal it. I saw it about half an hour ago, and needless to say I didn't have the guts the follow through. =(

I'm such a coward. I did get a picture of it, though.

-TG

You would have become a folk hero. **Munches on a banana**


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I think Siri should have a "go out and enjoy the real world app". It should activate automatically when you're in an area where you ask a question that you could fiugre out by opening your door and looking. Like when you're at the Grand Canyon and you ask Siri "what Does Orion look like?" It should reply "Why don't you look up into the night sky and see."
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strike wolf wrote:I think Siri should have a "go out and enjoy the real world app". It should activate automatically when you're in an area where you ask a question that you could fiugre out by opening your door and looking. Like when you're at the Grand Canyon and you ask Siri "what Does Orion look like?" It should reply "Why don't you look up into the night sky and see."

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Hm, Monday. **Leaves behind a banana bunch hanging from a tree like the 'Monday Cat'**


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Hmm, Tuesday.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Hmm, Tuesday.

Hm, still Tuesday.

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Good news Everyone! I have a date Tuesday at 8...wait...oh shit...well umm...I still have my health.
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strike wolf wrote:Good news Everyone! I have a date Tuesday at 8...wait...oh shit...well umm...I still have my health.


Don't know if you intended it, but I totally read this in the Professor's voice.

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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Good news Everyone! I have a date Tuesday at 8...wait...oh shit...well umm...I still have my health.


Don't know if you intended it, but I totally read this in the Professor's voice.

-TG


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BPotW

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Good news everyone. It is supposed to be read in the professors voice.

When you cheat on your wife
with a big English bride
That's a more.

When you burn down your house
just to kill a little mouse
that's a more

WHen you steal from the church
and get money made from a birch
that's a more

When you murder your family
and leave them in the sea
that's a more

When you take 5 CDs
without paying a C
that's a more

When you download 5 albums
of the internet for free
that's not a more
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I am NOT gonna read the backlog.
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autoload wrote:I am NOT gonna read the backlog.



What about the frontlog?

Also. WTF? Autoload is back? :shock: =D> =D>

Note. I capitalized your name because it was at the beginning of a sentence not because I felt it should be.
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autoload wrote:I am NOT gonna read the backlog.


It's almost been two years. How's it going, man?
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