FOX News: "Women in the Military Deserve to be Raped!"

[Symmetry]

I'm really tired of this thread. I'm going to take a short break from Clubbing here on Conquer Club. Symmetry, please represent my position in this argument while I'm absent. Thank you.

No problem. I suspect a bit of time trolling cruise ship forums and websites for comedy clubs will get your act back on track in no time at all. See this as an opportunity to test out new material. Maybe make a few guest appearances. Some of us still laugh at the "Aww shucks... it's just Ol' Saxi" shtick, but it doesn't always work with the new generation.

They don't get it. They weren't there when you had your happiness mod thing going. You're a troll in search of a bridge. I can only do so much, but I suspect it won't be long before you find your way back home.

BvP, I've removed Symmetry as my proxy. Please take over - thanks.

Yup, didn't take long for that one.

[Baron Von PWN]

I'm really tired of this thread. I'm going to take a short break from Clubbing here on Conquer Club. Symmetry, please represent my position in this argument while I'm absent. Thank you.

No problem. I suspect a bit of time trolling cruise ship forums and websites for comedy clubs will get your act back on track in no time at all. See this as an opportunity to test out new material. Maybe make a few guest appearances. Some of us still laugh at the "Aww shucks... it's just Ol' Saxi" shtick, but it doesn't always work with the new generation.

They don't get it. They weren't there when you had your happiness mod thing going. You're a troll in search of a bridge. I can only do so much, but I suspect it won't be long before you find your way back home.

BvP, I've removed Symmetry as my proxy. Please take over - thanks.

K I'll do my best

[Symmetry]

Now BvP, you have the unfortunate task of explaining why you (by proxy) don't think that a woman raping a man is heterosexual.

[Baron Von PWN]

Now BvP, you have the unfortunate task of explaining why you (by proxy) don't think that a woman raping a man is heterosexual.

Speaking as saxi; I never made that argument. It is merely so rare to hardly be worth mention. To suggest otherwise would mean you are a chauvinist pig.

[Symmetry]

Now BvP, you have the unfortunate task of explaining why you (by proxy) don't think that a woman raping a man is heterosexual.

Speaking as saxi; I never made that argument. It is merely so rare to hardly be worth mention. To suggest otherwise would mean you are a chauvinist pig.

So rape shouldn't be mentioned in certain cases? How far are you willing to defend Saxi's line of thought on this one?

[pimpdave]

I am shocked by Symmetry's chauvinism.

[Symmetry]

I am shocked by Symmetry's chauvinism.

Apologies, I should be more humble.

[General Brock II]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/13/fox-news-liz-trotta-rape_n_1274018.html

According to FOX news, and thus all conservatives, that's what they get for serving their country!

Are you off your nut? Because one individual (not even a regular reporter) on FOX news says something, we're all guilty by association? Doesn't work that way. The lady has already a reputation for controversial opinions. She's certainly entitled to this one, and she may be right. If a female soldier is captured, do you think she's going to emerge unscathed? If a male soldier is captured, is he going to emerge unscathed? Neither is very likely. They don't deserve such gruesome behaviour, but it could be inevitable.

As for being raped by their own forces, that is shameful and should be halted as soon as feasibly possible. Must be marijuana party members like pimpdave who do that.

[Baron Von PWN]

Now BvP, you have the unfortunate task of explaining why you (by proxy) don't think that a woman raping a man is heterosexual.

Speaking as saxi; I never made that argument. It is merely so rare to hardly be worth mention. To suggest otherwise would mean you are a chauvinist pig.

So rape shouldn't be mentioned in certain cases? How far are you willing to defend Saxi's line of thought on this one?

I'm not defending anything.

Proxy saxi is.

[natty dread]

Proxy Saxi,

That's total bullshit. End of story.

[the carpet man]

i must say i am surprised that a man who says he is so equality minded is now attempting to brand women as if they are rapists like men. it is one thing to say nice things because you wish to seem liberal and 2012, but it is another to tar the disenfranchised with your hate and pass it off as 'equality'

[natty dread]

Carpetman, reading your posts feels like taking my brain, dunking it in a bowl of superheated urine and then stuffing it back in backwards.

I mean, what can you respond to a post that is by it's very premise so idiotic, that it defies all logic? Sure, there are sentences there. There are words in sequence that kind of look like - if you squint a bit - that they are an attempt at some kind of human-like communication, but by closer inspection it just proves to be incoherent babbling that doesn't even begin to make a semblance of sense.

The bottom line is, your argument is so far from right that it's not even wrong, it's just... stupid. It's so lacking in even the basic understanding of the concepts you're attempting to talk about, that there's not even any point answering it. I mean, if a 5-year old calls you a doodoo-head, you don't write a 5-page essay showing point-by-point why he's wrong.

So in other words... it's just like your every other post.

[pimpdave]

Here's me reading natty's posts:



Here's me reading the carpet man's posts:

[natty dread]

Here's me writing pimpdave's posts

[BigBallinStalin]

Here's me writing pimpdave's posts

I didn't know that you were so hairy and unintelligent.

[natty dread]

Here's me writing pimpdave's posts

I didn't know that you were so hairy and unintelligent.

Only when I'm pimpdave.

[pimpdave]

I am shocked by natty dread's racist insult against me.

[BigBallinStalin]

Here's me writing pimpdave's posts

I didn't know that you were so hairy and unintelligent.

Only when I'm pimpdave.

So, if you were to say, "here's pimpdave writing a pimpdave post," you would post a picture of yourself on a typewriter?

Spoiler

[natty dread]

No, see, Pimpdave is like my alter ego. It's like I'm Bruce Wayne and Pimpdave is my Batman.

When the night comes, I look at the sky and see that the mayor has put up the Pimpdave signal. The city neeeds help! So I hop on through the stripper-pole-chute to my Pimpcave, put on my Pimpdave suit and bust out with my Pimpmobile to fight crime.

[pimpdave]

Why are you being such a huge racist though? Would you ever make a post saying that owenshooter is an ape? He'd go ballistic over that.

[natty dread]

No, see, I'm only a huge racist when I'm Pimpdave. Because that's Pimpdave's superpower. Pimpdave can shoot racism from his wrists. It makes a "sploot" sound when it comes out.

[the carpet man]

but you made that hugely racist post as yourself, not as pimpdave

[oVo]

Why are you such a huge racist though? Would you ever make a post saying that owenshooter is an ape? He'd go ballistic over that.

Where was the racial thing in any of those posts? Chimpist? Apeist?
or maybe Primatist?

There may be a sploot sound coming from dave's wrists,
but I have doubts it's his wrists making it.