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Post the Funnyist Fake Urls you can think of!
"the ojective is that you top the URL above you.

Ill go first:
http://www.ChineseFirefighter.com
[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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This is retarded.
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Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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I would say http://www.imapedophile.com but it turns out that one actually exists…
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I know! Thats what makes it funny!
[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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Vote: Mandy
Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Nothing tops mine yet.
[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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ranck3 wrote:Nothing tops mine yet.


yours sucked.
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Vote: Mandy
Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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[img]If you are trying to read this you must have alot of time on your hands.
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All of these are legitimate companies that didn't
spend quite enough time considering how their online
names might appear ... and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of
the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web
site is http://www.whorepresents.com

2 Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where
programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island
at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in
New South Wales , mate!
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's
always
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at
their wacky Web site,
http://www.speedofart.com
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Vote: Mandy
Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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I get all of them but #8
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Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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cumming first?
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Post by Fircoal »

s.xkitten wrote:cumming first?


And how is that funny?
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Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?
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Post by Huckleberryhound »

Fircoal wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:cumming first?


And how is that funny?


It is if it happens to someone else :P
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hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?

:lol: ty, Now I get it.
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hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.
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Post by Fircoal »

Huckleberryhound wrote:
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.


Don't they're going to know it sometime in their life. :lol: and the teens say things like that more then the adults. Probably. :lol:
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Post by Hitman079 »

haha i loved those links..
btw ranck3..you should be ashamed you're the assistant head of ASA..you should just go to Spamalot
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Post by hecter »

Huckleberryhound wrote:
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.

Yes, but it somehow got turned into the ejaculate.
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