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thegreekdog wrote:MeDeFe wrote:pearljamrox2 wrote:Is it a coincidence that santa is an anagram(is that the right word) for satan?
Yes.
Ah, but which question are you answering MeDeFe - the question or the paranthetical question?
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Pedronicus wrote:This is what I told my 3 year old daughter Lucy a couple of weeks back...When Mummy and Daddy have a special kiss, one of three things happens. One, you get a new brother or sister. two, father Christmas comes. Three, If everything goes to plan, nothing happens!
The reason Father Christmas only comes once a year is because Mummy and Daddy don't get enough time for special kisses because you are always wanting to take up our time with stupid shit like going to the park or playing with toys.
If you went to the park a bit more on your own so that Mummy and Daddy had more time for special kisses, maybe father Christmas might come more often.
Now do Daddy a favour and go wait at the bus stop for a 97 or 158 bus. Take your teddy bear and play in the park you selfish, self centred little shit!
She went to the bus stop on Friday and she's still not come back. (She must be having a hell of a lot of fun!) I know I am
) --- it's got SHIELDS!everywhere116 wrote:You da man! Well, not really, because we're colorful ponies, but you get the idea.
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jimboston wrote:
One reason to continue the myth... societal expectations. Do you want your kid to be ostracized at school cause he/she doesn't believe? Do you want to NOT get invited to social gatherings because your kid is gonna tell the other kids "there's no such thing" as Santa? It could happen.
Aradhus wrote:jimboston wrote:
One reason to continue the myth... societal expectations. Do you want your kid to be ostracized at school cause he/she doesn't believe? Do you want to NOT get invited to social gatherings because your kid is gonna tell the other kids "there's no such thing" as Santa? It could happen.
About a million reasons why this is wrong, but I can't be bothered going into them.
However, every single fucking year the teacher would ask everybody in front of the class to tell them what they got for christmas. And every year I said 'Nothing, my parents don't celebrate christmas'. The other kids couldn't give a f*ck, never ever mocked me about it, and so on.
