Chariot of Fire - dubs (REJECTED long ago)

[Dako]

We'll be hosting the World Cup 2 years from now, make sure the Svetlanas and the Natashas travel to São Paulo. ;)

I think Svetlanas and Natashas are from my area of expertise.
freakns is more of a Demetrjusz, Andro, Jadranko and Mihovil specialist.

[HardAttack]

We'll be hosting the World Cup 2 years from now, make sure the Svetlanas and the Natashas travel to São Paulo.

I think Svetlanas and Natashas are from my area of expertise.
freakns is more of a Demetrjusz, Andro, Jadranko and Mihovil specialist.

vodka + svetlana + natasha ==> passport to heaven ...
how lucky

[codeblue1018]

If I'm reading this right, GLG got tired of banging ugly chicks, so now he's teamed up with josko to tag-team supermodels?

rotf lmFAo, this is HILARIOUS. Bravo man. YOU are seriously funny.

I would like to offer a few adjustments to Josko's analogy:
1) do they HAVE to be ugly and disgusting? what if they were just new to the big city, or naive -- but still nice or good looking?
2) what if A wasn't ugly/disgusting but just low-maintenance fun loving chicks? you know, you didn't have to wine/dine them or buy them jewelry like those 10's, actresses, super models.
3) remember the Scoreboard in that analogy is about "getting laid" -- not who lays the hottest women.

Now, to round this off-topic stuff out, here is a related story (and no, NOT from personal experience):

Guy goes to bar to get lucky. He waits too long and all he hot and average and lesser, easy gurls are gone. Only a 900 pound (400 kilo) woman is left (tho nicely dressed, great car, etc.). He asks to escort her home, she agrees, then asks him in when they arrive there. She asks HIM if he wants to get lucky. He agrees.

She says "then strap those two boards on your back-side -- so you don't fall in". He does that, mid-sex she coughs, and he falls in. He lands in a dark place. There is a light off to the left -- and it's coming at him. It's a guy with a flash light. He asks the guy "hey, how do I get out of here?". the guy with the flash light says "I don't know, but if you help me find my keys we'll drive my truck out".

END OF JOKE.

Now, in conclusion:
- LONG AGO CoF turned down the original offer of this thread. Ljex is the only person that understood why I offered to dubs with him -- good for him. Now before Global mods lock this thread (they should have LONG AGO):
-I NEVER asked that 11 yr old for games. He begged me for dozens, I gave him a few. He was SAME kid that I talked into typing in ALL CAPS so hard of hearing person could read LOUDER.
-long ago this thread morphed from challenge to Flame/Bait GLG. Hopefully a mod with a pair will handle/address that. How can they claim game abuse by me, but let so much flaming/baiting go on for so long?

Just curious, weren't you talking about "baiting" and "flaming"? Kind of ironic eh?

[josko.ri]

If I'm reading this right, GLG got tired of banging ugly chicks, so now he's teamed up with josko to tag-team supermodels?

My main point is just to show him that there are many horny supermodels in the town, plus introduce him how to succesfully charm them in order to be rarely rejected. My another point is to show him that milfs know to do their part of (blow)job better than virgins

[HardAttack]

If I'm reading this right, GLG got tired of banging ugly chicks, so now he's teamed up with josko to tag-team supermodels?

My main point is just to show him that there are many horny supermodels in the town, plus introduce him how to succesfully charm them in order to be rarely rejected. My another point is to show him that milfs know to do their part of (blow)job better than virgins

All right, all right.... Please excuse/pardon me Mr. Ri; but wondering...
I understand you are a tutor here, showing some good stuff to GLG, right ?
I get it well the first point you have got here, showing him that there are many horny supermodels in the town and you introduce how to charm them in order to be rarely rejected. All right, ok, well...
Trying to figure it out, the second one, second part especially, for minutes, say 15 minutes to now but sadly still can not find out how, how is it working, the second point, how do you show him that milf/s know it better giving bigjob compared to virgins.
Dont get me wrong here, i fully agree the point you make, yes milf/s are wonders, however i m at the showing part, how do you show him this one particularly

[freakns]

Very amusing/entertaining analogy there Josko, well done. Whilst it conjured up an interesting image it's not entirely accurate though.

1. The ugly chicks were taken back home on the pretext of receiving a free makeover to make them more beautiful.
2. They were slipped a Mickey Finn and then abused.
3. The following morning they were kicked out of bed and given a mark out of 10 (refer game chat in most cases)
4. In some cases the ugly chicks were underage

now this is an analogy!

I would like to offer a few adjustments to Josko's analogy:
1) do they HAVE to be ugly and disgusting? what if they were just new to the big city, or naive -- but still nice or good looking?
2) what if A wasn't ugly/disgusting but just low-maintenance fun loving chicks? you know, you didn't have to wine/dine them or buy them jewelry like those 10's, actresses, super models.
3) remember the Scoreboard in that analogy is about "getting laid" -- not who lays the hottest women.

this just means you never ever even tried to f*ck most beautiful girl in the bar, and that you havent understood analogy, at all(as usual)
point in banging supermodel is not intercourse(in full dark every pussy is same), its in the conquest. its not the destination, but the journey that counts.

We'll be hosting the World Cup 2 years from now, make sure the Svetlanas and the Natashas travel to São Paulo.

I think Svetlanas and Natashas are from my area of expertise.
freakns is more of a Demetrjusz, Andro, Jadranko and Mihovil specialist.

hey! im serbian! i kill croats, i dont f*ck them! but i like russians... dear! *wink, wink*

[Chuuuuck]

-I NEVER asked that 11 yr old for games. He begged me for dozens, I gave him a few. He was SAME kid that I talked into typing in ALL CAPS so hard of hearing person could read LOUDER.

Ah yes, you must be so proud of this joke. One can deduce a fact from this. Either this kid knew your suggestion to type in CAPS was a load of crap yet you choose to perpetuate the myth that he fell for it, or he truly was so naive which made your habitual targeting of him even more loathsome.

As for him 'begging'.....somehow the evidence would indicate otherwise:

2010-01-30 04:53:36 - Gen.LeeGettinhed: see you tomorrow morning? (this, after [game]6369488[/game] had just been won, in addition to numerous requests to know how many games he, a freemium, was in). There is evidence he begged for Doodle Earth a few times, which you heroically chose to deny him.

GLG is so great and respectable (sarcasm). I especially like it when he lies to try and make himself sound like a decent person when in reality it is just a cry for attention and hope that people like him. The best part about his lies is when there is a written record in game chat that people can find that disputes his lies.

GLG, here is what I don't understand, if you want people to like you so bad, then why play the game like a douchebag in the manner that you do? Why not play it, have fun, be respectable to others, enjoy in fun banter, and make friends.

To me it seems obvious you would do that, or do the complete opposite. Make your points however you seem fit (while everyone else agrees you don't deserve any of them) and just accept your role as the villain that no one likes (and I mean no one).

Here is a simple question for you. You have tried so hard to reach the title of the best player on this site, do you truly believe you are the best player on this site?

[Gold Knight]

Summary of the thread: You have to bang a couple of 3's to appreciate an 8.

[KiIIface]

Why are you guys talking about how he gets points? Anyone who doesn't realize he specifically plays private games with noobs is not smart. Don't like it? Don't play with him. However, when GLG starts a thread calling people out to play him and then disappears like a bitch when he receives challenges that says everything about him. And ljex why are you defending him so much? Your response to my post didn't even make sense. I offered to play his settings.

[ljex]

Why are you guys talking about how he gets points? Anyone who doesn't realize he specifically plays private games with noobs is not smart. Don't like it? Don't play with him. However, when GLG starts a thread calling people out to play him and then disappears like a bitch when he receives challenges that says everything about him. And ljex why are you defending him so much? Your response to my post didn't even make sense. I offered to play his settings.

He challenged COF to play a game with him...not sure how him denying your challenge makes him a complete bitch

As for your challenge, i must have misread i thought you challenged him to a quads game...but im to lazy to find the post now. Either way he is not even good on his settings...just better than the noobs he faces.

Lastly im not defending him entirely, i hate his methods and think they are bad for the site...i just think people need to lighten up their criticism of him a little bit.

[Master Fenrir]

In this analogy, who are CC's equivalent to plus-sized models?

[drunkmonkey]

In this analogy, who are CC's equivalent to plus-sized models?

I'd say Chariot would fit in that category. I mean, I wouldn't mind playing him, but I wouldn't let my friends find out.

[Chariot of Fire]

I can keep a secret

[TheMissionary]

I will take a dubs challenge. If you're interested we can discuss games/settings/partners.

[lynch5762]

I will take a dubs challenge. If you're interested we can discuss games/settings/partners.

I already tried Mish.... we are too much of a risk vs reward when it comes to points

[josko.ri]

lastly, he playing with josko means he doesnt contribute! they are playing no spoils, unlimited, foggy quads/triples on big maps. his contribution there is not missing turns and know how to read instructions. and thats the reason he loves josko that much. no work, safe points. and knowing glg would be willingly ass raped for 5 points, getting 15 points from game means he loves josko that much more.

You are wrong freakns, he contributed in games with me. sometimes I changed my initial idea after reading his notes or hearing his opinion. and he had always put his input, whether it was his turn or teammate's turn. just like me in my young days

My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

[Nicky15]

My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

Why ?

[Rodion]

Why ?

I won't directly give you the answer, but here are some keywords that may explain it if you know how to piece them together.

GLG
ugly women
Josko
supermodels
Freakns
Svetlana
Dako
Bratislava
hostel
Natasha
kidnapping
torture

[josko.ri]

My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

Why ?

Reason is something between him and me, and in my opinion it should stay between him and me. If he wish to share it with public, he is free to do so, but I will not share it.

btw nice keywords Rodion lol. you forgot to add Foxglove (like association for pretty woman)

[freakns]

My playing with GLG in the same team is over, so all of you who wanted to see him in the action without josko in the team will have chance to see it from now on.

Why ?

Reason is something between him and me, and in my opinion it should stay between him and me. If he wish to share it with public, he is free to do so, but I will not share it.

btw nice keywords Rodion lol. you forgot to add Foxglove (like association for pretty woman)

just say your goal is to become conqueror!

and Foxglove looks like Julia Roberts then?