Things I don't understand

[BigBallinStalin]

Demagoguery
Regret
The various smells of my farts.

[shieldgenerator7]

The various smells of my farts.

That would depend on what you ate before you farted. lol (because my friend told me so)

[Lootifer]

Demagoguery
Regret
The various smells of my farts.

Amen bruva, amen!

[Haggis_McMutton]

Demagoguery

I'll prescribe you some bill hicks videos.

[Lootifer]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll-fukin-hi-on-drugs

[Phatscotty]

Here's Tom with the weather

[rdsrds2120]

I'm always baffled by atheists.

I'm equally baffled by pious people ;D

Also, I feel equipped to explain like, all of AoG's non physics things. Am I the anti-AoG? I am tall, too.

-rd

[Army of GOD]

11. Why Blizzard fucked over Warcraft RTS fans by spending like 10 years on WoW...seriously, f*ck that game
12. People who call fouls in pick up basketball when they're clearly just frustrated
13. the color orange
14. People who like the Beatles
15. Why it seems like everyone is in love with the Caribbean islands and beaches in general
16. People who go to college just to party and get shit grades
17. People on CC who don't use a fucking avatar
18. stupid summer comedies that ALWAYS SUCK
19. How Seth McFarlane keeps getting more work

[Haggis_McMutton]

why so many people choose to become addicted to such a crappy drug as tobacco.

If you're gonna smoke go be a pothead at least ffs.

[Army of GOD]

20. How people, like my old roommate, can eat so much crap food, drink a shit ton of alcohol and never exercise, yet they're extremely thin.

[Army of GOD]

21. Sports fans who cry after their team loses a important game. Though I never did it myself, I understand when players may cry. It sucks ass when you put your heart and soul into playing a sport only to lose at the end...but fans? Really? fucking mindless sheeple

[Haggis_McMutton]

21. Sports fans who cry after their team loses a important game. Though I never did it myself, I understand when players may cry. It sucks ass when you put your heart and soul into playing a sport only to lose at the end...but fans? Really? fucking mindless sheeple

I'll have to go one further here and say I don't really understand hardcore fans at all.
Part of your personal identity is some sports team composed of overpaid jocks from all corners of the world temporarily wearing the same colored T-shirt. WAT

[Army of GOD]

21. Sports fans who cry after their team loses a important game. Though I never did it myself, I understand when players may cry. It sucks ass when you put your heart and soul into playing a sport only to lose at the end...but fans? Really? fucking mindless sheeple

I'll have to go one further here and say I don't really understand hardcore fans at all.
Part of your personal identity is some sports team composed of overpaid jocks from all corners of the world temporarily wearing the same colored T-shirt. WAT

pretty much.

haha or like when my baseball team lost in the sectional semifinals a few years ago, the only person who was crying was this kid from Staten Island who only saw playing time in blow outs. Seriously, what the f*ck are you doing?

[chang50]

tide comes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication

lol,Bill O'Reilly attempting philosophy..

[rdsrds2120]

tide comes in, tide goes out, never a miscommunication

lol,Bill O'Reilly attempting philosophy..

Tide goes in, stains come out. You can't explain that.

-rd

[natty dread]

11. Why Blizzard fucked over Warcraft RTS fans by spending like 10 years on WoW...seriously, f*ck that game

Because it's easier to make money on an addictive (and not addictive in a good way, as in a game that's so good that it's addictive, but instead a game that's designed to addict you by way of applied psychology) multiplayer game that you have to continuously pay for subscriptions to. Someone who wants to play Warcraft RTS just buys the game once, or pirates it, or plays with their friend who has the game. Someone who wants to pay WoW has to keep paying for it.

12. People who call fouls in pick up basketball when they're clearly just frustrated

Who cares about basketball, pick up or otherwise

13. the color orange

It's visible light of a certain frequency, or alternatively, a mix of several frequencies that your eyes interpret as a colour.

14. People who like the Beatles

People like different things, just because you don't like something doesn't mean everyone has to agree with you

15. Why it seems like everyone is in love with the Caribbean islands and beaches in general

It's a trope that is deeply ingrained in popular culture and culture in general; you go to the beach for vacation, therefore you don't have to work, it's usually a foreign country so you don't have to deal with any of your mundane, boring life... every day is a party and you might even get laid. It's a metaphor for paradise.

16. People who go to college just to party and get shit grades

People are stupid and make stupid decisions

17. People on CC who don't use a fucking avatar

Some people don't see a need for one

18. stupid summer comedies that ALWAYS SUCK

Not everyone can be good at what they do

19. How Seth McFarlane keeps getting more work

Who cares

[natty dread]

Here's Tom with the weather

I wouldn't be so quick to judge if I were you. That guy is living his life the way he wants to, making his body a work of art, because it's something he enjoys doing, and doesn't give a shit about what others think of it. What do you have to show for your life? You spend all your days posting your idiotic political opinions on internet threads and arguing with people who don't give a shit. Wow, great accomplishment.

[greenoaks]

next time off topics gets a name change it should be

Things AOG Doesn't Understand

[nietzsche]

Here's Tom with the weather

This upsets my stomach.

[Ace Rimmer]

14. People who like the Beatles

People like different things, just because you don't like something doesn't mean everyone has to agree with you

That is just too funny after reading the Windows vs linux thread

[Ace Rimmer]

I'm going to completely double-back on myself and say that now I've thought again I imagine having my anus licked would be fun.

The kind of person who would do the licking is not someone I'd wish to meet unaccompanied though.

hi.

[pmchugh]

21. Sports fans who cry after their team loses a important game. Though I never did it myself, I understand when players may cry. It sucks ass when you put your heart and soul into playing a sport only to lose at the end...but fans? Really? fucking mindless sheeple

I'll have to go one further here and say I don't really understand hardcore fans at all.
Part of your personal identity is some sports team composed of overpaid jocks from all corners of the world temporarily wearing the same colored T-shirt. WAT

Imma try and explain this. Every day you wake up, you get ready, you go to work/uni and you watch the clock tick by until you get to go home, you put up with it. You put up with people and their complexities and their shitty problems and the girl who is currently fuckin' with your head, you worry about your own failings and about that struggling friend, you have no escape from the drama of life except for when you are briefly intoxicated which just fucks shit up further for when you are sober again.

Now on every Saturday you go out and you watch a game of football. Football is simple, its us versus them. You stand with thousands of other people who you are united with, for 90 minutes that week you are one them and they are one of you and nothing the f*ck else matters. When your team score you cheer and hug each other, when your team lose you shout at them for being over paid jocks from another corner of the world but whatever you do, you do it together. Football gives you a sense of belonging, a primal passion and stimulates the mind in a much less harmful way than most alternatives (religion, nations at war etc.).

6 days of life are shitty, Saturdays are not.

Evidence

[BigBallinStalin]

Seems like you're just trying to avoid resolving your own psychological issues.

Then agian this is the internet i dunno lol

[huamulan]

Is that copied and pasted from a speech delivered in a film about football? In white countries football is generally just an excuse for people who will one day be in prison to fight each other. The 'new religion' is an apt name.

Hello, Ace

[Army of GOD]

Yea, pmc, over the top fandom is no better than extreme nationalism or religious fundamentalism. It's the crazies that have that mindset that start riots and shit. Seriously, riots?

If you're that depressed you should play a sport yourself and just get all of your anger out. Join a boxing club or something and just beat the living shit out of someone. That's why I joined the rugby team.

Also, 22. People who feel obligated to respond to these