the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:18 pm

I get

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:19 pm

away with?

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:25 pm

Masturbation promotes good prostate health.

Discuss.

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:30 pm

please take this to the porn thread or something

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:31 pm

i sware they have a thread for everything.

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:39 pm

ok...on to a new topic...

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:00 pm

who do you think will win the world cup?

dagreatbroomhead · Post by **dagreatbroomhead** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:13 pm

yall calm down, new riddles soon.

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:21 pm

are you referring to the REAL world cup or the CC world cup??

if the first...i have no idea, and there's a thread for that, too...

and if the other...me! and my team

dagreatbroomhead · Post by **dagreatbroomhead** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:28 pm

HAHA! i stumped you all, you didn't get all of the riddles!!! yey me!

#77 I have 2 books on the bookshelf, standing side by side, just like the books in a bookstore. The book on the right would have had twice as many pages as the book on the left, if only the book on the left had 5 more pages than it does now. The number of pages in the book on the right is not only a perfect square, but a perfect cube as well, and is less than 500.

A bookworm starts eating at the front cover of the book on the left (Eating it), and eats all the way through the last page of the book on the right (Eating it as well). How many pages did the bookworm eat?
(5)HINT: its a riddle, start thinking like its' one

#78 You have committed some terrible crime, and the US government has imprisoned you in a very odd type of prison. There are 61 cells, numbered -30 to 30, all in a line, with doors in between them and exit doors on the outsides of cell -30 and 30. You are placed in cell #0, and every day they flip a (fair) coin and, based on the flip, open one door or another, and you must walk through it. Therefore, on day 1, you will either move to cell -1 or 1. Eventually, as days, weeks, and months go by, you will be in either cell -30 or 30, and if the coin flip ends up that you must move to cell -31, or cell 31, you are set free. You have no choice, you walk randomly back and forth based on the coin flip.

Visually, the cells look something like:
Freedom<-- [-30][-29][-28]...[-2][-1][0][1][2]...[28][29][30] -->Freedom

Now, for the question... What is more likely:
a) You get out on day 31
b) You get out on day 310
c) You get out on day 3100
(3)

#81 Three cards, each with a positive integer written on it, are lying face-down on a table.
Jennifer, Brian, and Ed are told that:
a) the numbers are all different
b) they sum to 13, and
c) they are in increasing order, left to right

First, Jennifer looks at the number on the leftmost card and says, "I dont have enough information to determine the other two numbers."
Then, Ed looks at the number on the rightmost card and says, "I dont have enough information to determine the other two numbers."
Finally, Brian looks at the number on the middle card and says, "I dont have enough information to determine the other two numbers."
The three people are perfect logicians and always tell the truth, and know that they are all perfect logicans and always tell the truth. They all hear what the others are saying.

What is the number on the middle card?(7 points)

#82 If PORT is written as TSVX, which word is written as KMZI?(6)

#83 Put a symbol between 2 and 3 to get a number bigger than 2 and smaller than 3.(4)

Score leaders
Kingwaffles - 87
johnnyrotten - 59
gadgetguy - 18
heavycola - 16
wicked - 15
reverend_kyle - 13.5
qeee1 - 13
Evil pope - 11
resitnecdan - 11
birdzs_lover - 10
hawkeye - 10
Mr. Dexter - 9
Subi - 9
Kernal_Kronic - 8
Phobia - 7
JCole200 - 6
Mach - 6
Highborn - 5.5
TitusFinn - 5.5
Koolbak - 3

#76 A man is selling flowers on the corner, and you walk up to him and say "How many roses do you have?"
"All of my flowers except for 2 are roses." he replies.
"How many Tulips?" You ask.
"All of my flowers except for 2 are tulips." he replies.
"And daisies?" You ask.
"All of my flowers except for 2 are daisies." he replies.

What is the largest number of flowers that he can have?
What are they?
What is the smallest number of flowers that he can have?
What are they?(6) min and max: He has 3 flowers out of each there is 1 of every kind. - resitnecdan

#79 What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once a year, twice in a week but never in a day?
(3) "E" - wicked

#80 Fill in the x's with the correct numbers, and explain why:

1 1 2 x 2 3
5 6 1 2 x 1
4 x 5 6 4 2
3 3 8 7 5 3
2 x 1 7 6 4
1 5 4 3 2 1

(6)
1 1 2 1 2 3
5 6 1 2 3 1
4 4 5 6 4 2
3 3 8 7 5 3
2 2 1 7 6 4
1 5 4 3 2 1

-birdz_lOVER

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:29 pm

behind you all the way hoots!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:34 pm

'Behind you all the way...' Smithy put that away! Gosh...! Don't make me trout smack you again...

--Andy

Risk_06 · Post by **Risk_06** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:39 pm

#83 Put a symbol between 2 and 3 to get a number bigger than 2 and smaller than 3.(4)

2.3

Risk_06 · Post by **Risk_06** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:42 pm

#82 If PORT is written as TSVX, which word is written as KMZI?(6)

Going down one letter at a time:
PORT
QPSU
RQTV
SRUW
TSVX

Therefore, going backwards:
KMZI
JLYH
IKXG
HJWF
GIVE <---

gloryordeath · Post by **gloryordeath** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:43 pm

i'm having trouble folowing this i think i missed a page or two hundred. but if someone needs smacked with a trout i would love to help! (and starts randomly smacking)

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:44 pm

don't worry...most people are having a hard time following this...the problem is...that you weren't here from the beginning...

First Page Crew represent!!!

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:46 pm

now thats not fair, i want to be in the first page crew

gloryordeath · Post by **gloryordeath** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:46 pm

well with fish in hand i will do my best

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:48 pm

Yeah... nothing like the FPC ... Though it's hard to get us all back at this thread...remember when we carried it on our shoulder' when no one else wanted to... that's FPC 4 Life

--Andy

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:48 pm

at least andy got it... :wink:

waste your time longest threaders, i saw this, and it reminded me of all of you...

http://www.addictinggames.com/dontpushthebutton.html

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:50 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Yeah... nothing like the FPC ... Though it's hard to get us all back at this thread...remember when we carried it on our shoulder' when no one else wanted to... that's FPC 4 Life

--Andy

ahh...the good ole days

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:54 pm

the lack of posting tells me your playing the game...good

for those of you that missed, play away

http://www.addictinggames.com/dontpushthebutton.html

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:57 pm

double post!

go me...

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:57 pm

when does it end smithy, i think its on a loop or something? :roll:

SMITH197 · Post by **SMITH197** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:00 pm

eventually, it starts again...i cant remember when...