Inside The Tea Party Death Squad's Annual Death Jamboree

[pimpdave]

Dr. Hosblott and Dr. Neidermeyer have finished writing yet another stunning article. You may know them from their previous articles, such as The Tea Party: A Racist, Violent Organization and The Tea Party: Why How Dare They. This time, they went undercover at the Tea Party's Annual Death Jamboree, an event in which Tea Party Death Squads gather to exchange information and techniques, such as how to shoot up a movie theater at a midnight screening, or which temples are best to attack on a mass murder spree (one mentioned was of course Sikh).

Look for the new article under it's title, The Tea Party: How A Group of Violent Racists Became the Terrorist Organization Responsible For Snuffing Out More American Civilian's Lives From 2008 to Present Than Al-Qaeda

Since the article won't be published until next week, unfortunately I can't link to it. However, we can discuss this problem of the Death Jamborees, or Deathborees, as some call them. What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop killing everyone who disagrees with them?

[Phatscotty]

People owe me money!

Welcome back PimpDavid

[pimpdave]

Would you guys be interested in a Q&A with Dr. Hosblott? I might have to be the go-between, because I don't think he has a CC account, but I'm sure he'd be willing to answer any questions you guys might have about the Deathborees. He is an expert, after all.

[BigBallinStalin]

[Phatscotty]

[Baron Von PWN]

this is now a picture thread

[BigBallinStalin]

It was only a matter of time until the superstitious let loose their cries!

[pimpdave]

this is now a picture thread

No it's not. Please don't derail this thread. Get back on topic. The only picture you should be posting is the one of the founder of the Tea Party, this man:

[pimpdave]

Back on topic: What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop shooting people at Batman movies?

[BigBallinStalin]

A better question is: what does Dr. Hosblott think?

He's the expert here!

Dr. Hosblott, wherever you are, (a) should the Tea Party stop shooting people at Batman movies?

(b) Should these Deathborees be labeled as terrorist fundraisers and should therefore be stopped?

[thegreekdog]

I think Deathboree was one of the bounty hunters on the star destroyer that Darth Vader had go after Han Solo.

[BigBallinStalin]

If that's true, then could Dr. Hosblott have mistakenly led himself to the wrong conclusions?

The future of public policy teeters on this very question.

[crispybits]

I think we can only blame this on one person.

[pimpdave]

Hey guys, I just got a fax from Dr. Hosblott, he said he'll gladly answer questions, so I faxed back what BigBallinStalin has asked. I just want to be sure this isn't some violation of the rules.

I also noticed that someone reported my post asking if the Tea Party should stop murdering people in movie theaters. Why was this reported? It's common knowledge and was reported in numerous media outlets that the shooter is a member of the Tea Party. The attack is similar to the one a Tea Party member staged on Gabrielle Giffords.

Did the person who reported that post think the Tea Party should, indeed, continue killing people? Let's discuss it. I would like to hear more. Do you think they should continue murdering Sikhs in their temples?

[thegreekdog]

Hey guys, I just got a fax from Dr. Hosblott, he said he'll gladly answer questions, so I faxed back what BigBallinStalin has asked. I just want to be sure this isn't some violation of the rules.

I also noticed that someone reported my post asking if the Tea Party should stop murdering people in movie theaters. Why was this reported? It's common knowledge and was reported in numerous media outlets that the shooter is a member of the Tea Party. The attack is similar to the one a Tea Party member staged on Gabrielle Giffords.

Did the person who reported that post think the Tea Party should, indeed, continue killing people? Let's discuss it. I would like to hear more. Do you think they should continue murdering Sikhs in their temples?

Your moderator friends, like thegreekdog, who has and continues to protect you from rigtheous internet justice, are clearly telling you who is reporting your posts. How else could you know?

Unrelated (and sorry to derail this really important thread): That was one of the most thankless things about being a moderator and something I will never accuse a moderator of doing: we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on. So I beseech all of you to stop accusing people of doing that.

[pimpdave]

I only know because I accidentally pressed the exclamation point downward facing triangle, and the internet told me the post was already reported.

[pimpdave]

we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on.

Bullshit. Night Strike is the biggest example of favoritism. He never gets banned for what you moderators regularly ban the rest of us for.

[libertasvelnex]

Dr. Hosblott and Dr. Neidermeyer have finished writing yet another stunning article. You may know them from their previous articles, such as The Tea Party: A Racist, Violent Organization and The Tea Party: Why How Dare They. This time, they went undercover at the Tea Party's Annual Death Jamboree, an event in which Tea Party Death Squads gather to exchange information and techniques, such as how to shoot up a movie theater at a midnight screening, or which temples are best to attack on a mass murder spree (one mentioned was of course Sikh).

Look for the new article under it's title, The Tea Party: How A Group of Violent Racists Became the Terrorist Organization Responsible For Snuffing Out More American Civilian's Lives From 2008 to Present Than Al-Qaeda

Since the article won't be published until next week, unfortunately I can't link to it. However, we can discuss this problem of the Death Jamborees, or Deathborees, as some call them. What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop killing everyone who disagrees with them?

[Nola_Lifer]

we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on.

Bullshit. Night Strike is the biggest example of favoritism. He never gets banned for what you moderators regularly ban the rest of us for.

How many personalities do you have?

[BigBallinStalin]

we have a good moderator team; there is no favoritism or head-hunting going on.

Bullshit. Night Strike is the biggest example of favoritism. He never gets banned for what you moderators regularly ban the rest of us for.

How many personalities do you have?

I think he has four:

Rage 1
Rage 2
Rage 3
Calm


The last one doesn't get equal air time.

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Back on topic: What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party stop shooting people at Batman movies?

No, less Batman, more tea parties.

[Symmetry]

It depends on the Batman movie. Anybody going to view Batman and Robin, featuring George Clooney's nipples, should be considered fair game. Not of course for a mass shooting, but for tickets to PimpDave's house, where they can explain, in turn, how shitty that movie is, and that although they are have no credentials, it was a remarkably poor piece of film making.

And... sorry, I got distracted, what were we talking about?

[pimpdave]

Batman and Robin was a farce, and in time, the general public will start to see it that way too, as an homage to the 60's Batman.

The weak one was Batman Forever, which couldn't quite make up it's mind if it was going to be edgy and grim like Tim Burton's Batman (where Batman has no problem killing villains and goons), or silly like 60's Batman.

[Symmetry]

Batman and Robin was a farce, and in time, the general public will start to see it that way too, as an homage to the 60's Batman.

The weak one was Batman Forever, which couldn't quite make up it's mind if it was going to be edgy and grim like Tim Burton's Batman (where Batman has no problem killing villains and goons), or silly like 60's Batman.

Awful pieces of filmmaking both, but Batman and Robin wasn't a farce, it was just crap. Shaky sets, poor action, terrible filming, awful acting, bizarre costumes, non-sensical plot...

You'll have to do a bit more than that to rescue it from the fiasco that it was.

Just a terrible terrible movie.

[pimpdave]

Skip to 1:30.

Those "zip" sound effects when Bane sends the goons flying were really in the movie shown in the theaters. Then watch all of Mister Freeze's quotes. I rest my case.