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BigBallinStalin
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by BigBallinStalin Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:11 pm
Army of GOD, a.k.a. The Muffin-Dumpling Dwarf, has featured in many amateur films, yet he's had no major offers from the professional world.
mviola
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by mviola Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:19 pm
AoG is too short to be a pornstar.
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THORNHEART
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by THORNHEART Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:22 pm
you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:44 pm
My internet ego is in shambles. =(
mrswdk is a ho
john9blue
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by john9blue Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:28 pm
This thread already delivers.
natty_dread wrote: Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote: the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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BigBallinStalin
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by BigBallinStalin Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:37 pm
Army of GOD wrote: My internet ego is in shambles. =(
Fear not! The decrease in your internet ego has led to the erecting of someone else's internet ego--regardless of whether or not their real egos are flaccid and dysfunctional.
the.killing.44
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by the.killing.44 Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:39 pm
THORNHEART wrote: you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....
0 for 2…keep trying!
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:52 pm
If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.
mrswdk is a ho
BigBallinStalin
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by BigBallinStalin Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:03 pm
Army of GOD wrote: If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.
OH-HO HO! Can I get a highfive with that?
*holds up hand*
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:05 pm
*connects highfive*
mrswdk is a ho
muy_thaiguy
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by muy_thaiguy Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:29 pm
But you work at Burger King and wear braces.
"Eh, whatever."
muy_thaiguy
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by muy_thaiguy Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:44 am
Only took you 2 years.
"Eh, whatever."
ManBungalow
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by ManBungalow Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:40 am
Do you cater for Conquer Club fetishes?
fadedpsychosis
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by fadedpsychosis Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:58 am
muy_thaiguy wrote: Only took you 2 years.
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
John Adams wrote: I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God I have had this Congress!
Serbia
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by Serbia Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:12 am
Utter shite!
fadedpsychosis
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by fadedpsychosis Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:18 am
Serbia wrote: Utter shite!
ok, shite.
John Adams wrote: I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God I have had this Congress!
Funkyterrance
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by Funkyterrance Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:07 pm
Because the micro-penis just never caught on in the adult film industry?
