Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

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Why isn't Army of GOD a porn star?

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Army of GOD, a.k.a. The Muffin-Dumpling Dwarf, has featured in many amateur films, yet he's had no major offers from the professional world.

Don't worry, AoG! You're standing may seem minor and small to them, but we see you as something more!--something like a glass being half tall.
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AoG is too short to be a pornstar.
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you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....
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My internet ego is in shambles. =(
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This thread already delivers.
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Army of GOD wrote:My internet ego is in shambles. =(


Fear not! The decrease in your internet ego has led to the erecting of someone else's internet ego--regardless of whether or not their real egos are flaccid and dysfunctional.
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THORNHEART wrote:you have to have a dick and be able to please a woman....

0 for 2…keep trying!
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If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.
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Army of GOD wrote:If I worked in a McDonald's and wore glasses, I'd probably have a pretty big internet ego.


OH-HO HO! Can I get a highfive with that?

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*connects highfive*

*looks to camera, thumbs up!*
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But you work at Burger King and wear braces.
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=(  
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Only took you 2 years.
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Do you cater for Conquer Club fetishes?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Only took you 2 years.

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Utter shite!
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Serbia wrote:Utter shite!

ok, shite.
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Because the micro-penis just never caught on in the adult film industry?
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