Limericks - add one line

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:03 pm

you saw a big blue chair.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:14 pm

And bumped into wallace and Gromit. (5)

There once was a man named Quinn, (1)

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:18 pm

who poked himself with a pin (2)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:18 pm

Straight in the eye, (3)

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:19 pm

he bled a whole lot

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:18 pm

There once was a man named Quinn, (1)
who poked himself with a pin (2)
Straight in the eye, (3)

To make himself cry, [4]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:19 pm

Genghis Khant wrote:There once was a man named Quinn, (1)
who poked himself with a pin (2)
Straight in the eye, (3)

To make himself cry, [4]

Because of his life lived in sin (5)

A big shiny dollar is grand (1)

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:27 pm

especially in your hand (2)

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:30 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:especially in your hand (2)

when it falls from the sky (3)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:35 pm

Pegged in the head and you cry (4)

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:37 pm

and it dissolved right back into the land.
(5)

I once ate a piece of meat (1)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:37 pm

Human brain is really quite sweet (2)

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:38 pm

It tastes just like duck (3)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:50 pm

And with any luck, [4]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:00 pm

Next I'll get to eat his feet (5)

This week they planned a trip to the zoo. (1)

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:06 pm

Which like a load of poo

Dr. Doctor · Post by **Dr. Doctor** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:11 pm

They ran on home (3)

Sunstripe · Post by **Sunstripe** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:12 pm

*smelt

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:14 pm

and grabbed their comb (4)

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:16 pm

what they did next was taboo (5)

I once owned a pickaxe called Bob, (1)

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:18 pm

And Bob liked to eat corn on the cob.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:22 pm

it smacked him in the face

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:23 pm

With a large mace(4)

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:29 pm

And off and running went Bob(5)

I once smashed a 1000 pound brick(1)

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:37 pm

When I did it, it made me feel sick.