Limericks - add one line

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:38 pm

I barfed on the floor(3)

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:57 pm

But went back for more

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:25 pm

It really was a nasty little trick

1) There once was a guy who ate a pie

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:31 pm

he really thought he could fly (2)

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:52 pm

so he jumped off a cliff (3)

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:49 pm

his thing went all sitff

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:54 pm

it was all a big myth

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:15 pm

dwightschrute wrote:it was all a big myth

you dont know anything about limericks but.....

and now all he does is cry (5)

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:16 pm

A cat once jumped on my roof (1)

CrazyAnglican · Post by **CrazyAnglican** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:20 pm

It was funny, he looked so aloof (2)

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:22 pm

He fell off the side. (3)

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:25 pm

as he was going to hitch a ride (4)

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:11 am

but ended up breaking his tooth (5)

Whenever I think I'm alone (1)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:51 am

(2) i sometimes play with my bone

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:55 am

It's a whole lot of fun (3)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:21 am

when your ready to cum (4)

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:36 am

then you let out your load with a moan! (5)

I always make sure I can see (1)

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:42 am

what i am doing, when having a pee (2)

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:03 am

'Cause if your eye's closed

alex_white101 · Post by **alex_white101** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:03 am

ill stab you in the face

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:04 am

Interupt for best of post - I'm sure CC could publish some of these...

In war you should always be wary,
and Asia can often be hairy,
The slightest mistake
Will get your arse raped
by the stache, which is really quite scary

When eating a vindaloo curry
Get to the bathroom in a hurry
When the rumble begins
I blush at the grins
Before expelling gallons of slurry

The trouble with snorting cocaine,
Is the effect it has on your brain,
When you do a big line,
your teeth start to grind
And your ego drives others insane

Once, I was pulled over by cops
Drunk, on moonshine and hops
When I got out of the car
I knew I smelled like the bar
So I'm looking at 18 months tops.

Last night i woke up in the park
to the sound of a big dog's bark
Piss stain on my pants
Singing drunk rants
Alone again in the dark

Left alone at night is scary
just grabbed by something thats hairy
I flipped on the light
To push away my fright
And there stood General Galtieri

If you're sailing across the Pacific
You must be utterly specific
because if you miss it
you will end up in the shit
And the consequences can be horrific

I took a piss into the wind
'cos Caleb told me I'd sinned
I replied "Bugger that!",
And I called him a twat
and took all his cash to spend

When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)
I fell to the floor,
Screamed "Oh, you're a whore!"
"Here's fifty quid", if you know what I mean.

When cooking for your husband or wife
Quietly slit their throat with a knife
Add salt and stir
think you'll concur
The end to all of your strife

Be careful when eating a pear
cus there might be some pubic hair
The fuzz down below
Might make someone go "No!"
But then again, this is quite rare.

once knew a lady from France
who danced in the streets with no pants
All the locals would stare
at her tiny little pair
and her nipples were the size of small ants

there once was a woman from poole
who paraded her assets at school
oh what a fine pair she had
she inherited them from her dad
They made all of us stare and drool

There once was a stripper called Kelly
She liked to dance on the telly
she had a shaven crack
And a short stack
along with a big hairy belly

Ain't ne'er been to timbucktoo
But I've passed through Woolloomooloo
Where I met a strange man
who sold me a fan
That was made from the skin of a gnu

The first time I ever got drunk, [1]
Was right after making out with a skunk [2]
But later that night,
my ass clenched up tight
I knew I'd be regretting it soon

I was strolling in the park one day
When a pretty young thing passed by my way
I spanked her on the rear
Stuck my tongue in her ear
And my case comes up later today

The worst thing about being in prison
Is the amount of ingested jizm
I get shanked once a day
By a big burly gay
With a bountiful sense of rhythmn

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:32 am

alex_white101 wrote:ill stab you in the face

Not so much, no...

Then you might slip on a toad (4)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:38 am

And then I might miss this on a tree

When taking my mind for a ride, (1)

haoala · Post by **haoala** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:59 am

to no laws do i abide, (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:32 pm

In fact it's more fun, [3]