Conquer Club Invades Costa Rica

[DoomYoshi]

Lets do this.

They don't have a military. I hear there is a Cessna that the police have access to.

Who's with me? Anyone who signs up now gets a lifetime position in my cabinet.

[Dukasaur]

Lets do this.

They don't have a military. I hear there is a Cessna that the police have access to.

Who's with me? Anyone who signs up now gets a lifetime position in my cabinet.

I want to be Undersecretary of Finance.

Especially if the Secretary is good looking.

[Evil Semp]

Lets do this.

They don't have a military. I hear there is a Cessna that the police have access to.

Who's with me? Anyone who signs up now gets a lifetime position in my cabinet.

I want to be Undersecretary of Finance.

Especially if the Secretary is good looking.

Seeing how you are the first member of Doom's cabinet you get your choice. Top, bottom or one of the middle drawers?

[ben1212]

I call being the minister of defense.

[isaiah40]

I call Minister of Offense.

[rishaed]

Isaiah thats offensive, you happy now? I call the Minister of Media & Propaganda.

[AndyDufresne]

I call Minister of Offense.

I call being the minister of defense.

I call state prophet.


--Andy

[muy_thaiguy]

I call secretary of house parties!

[DoomYoshi]

OK, there are 8 of us and 0 defending troops. Attack odds gives me an undefined answer for what our odds are. This could be a problem.

[Dukasaur]

OK, there are 8 of us and 0 defending troops. Attack odds gives me an undefined answer for what our odds are. This could be a problem.

I don't think the mosquitoes will appreciate being referred to as "zero".

Unless you mean Zero:

[isaiah40]

OK, there are 8 of us and 0 defending troops. Attack odds gives me an undefined answer for what our odds are. This could be a problem.

Did you calculate in Andy's multis?? I mean, there is no way one person can eat that many banana's!
* Grabs a banana from Andy's stash*

[muy_thaiguy]

OK, there are 8 of us and 0 defending troops. Attack odds gives me an undefined answer for what our odds are. This could be a problem.

We're screwed. Everyone knows you need at least 10 in order to make an offensive move. And 20 to be on the safe side.

[2dimes]

I don't think the mosquitoes will appreciate being referred to as "zero".

Unless you mean Zero:

Still won't.

[AndyDufresne]

OK, there are 8 of us and 0 defending troops. Attack odds gives me an undefined answer for what our odds are. This could be a problem.

We're screwed. Everyone knows you need at least 10 in order to make an offensive move. And 20 to be on the safe side.

We'll just put DoomYoshi at the front of the auto-assault line.


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

Please make sure it's all over by the time the curlson gets there in August.

[new guy1]

Quick Rish, tell everyone there are actually 20 assaulting people and resistance is futile.

[rishaed]

*raises Megaphone*
Excuse Me all good People of Costa Rica!
Resistance is Futile! Please put down your AK-47's!
We have an ARMY of 10 Thousand people with us, so please for your safety bring all your assault rifles, pistols, shotguns, and any other weapons to our Armory at the Shed just behind me!
We will give you a decent set of Playing Cards and Pamphlets for everyone who obeys and hands your weapons over. We have some other great rewards that you could win, such as 10,000 Dollars, a New Ford F350, and last but not least a Date with our prized competitor Jonesthecurl. Of course we will give you the correct etiquette on how to treat him, as well as to loan you a decent selfprotection weapon in case you feel threatened. Please listen to our Etiquette CD as you are falling asleep, and it will make sure that you will not make a single mistake on your part.
Please line up in the correct lines and Enter the Shed, and leave the other side of this building.
Thank You!
*quickly*This message was brought to you by the Kraft Foods inc. and is approved by the American Association of Realtors and Speculators. For any side effects to your health please see your local doctor who is sponsored by the Kraft Foods Inc. This message is sealed and approved by DoomYoshi.
*Lowers Megaphone*

[rishaed]

*ahem Raises Megaphone*
Dear People we have received a change in the Rewards program. The Date will not be with Jonesthecurl, but a rather stunning Haggis McMutton. We apologize for any inconvenience that this might bring, and assure you that we have made this change in the interest of everyone here. We assure you that we will arrange a date with Mr. Jones at a latter date.
*Lowers Megaphone*

[Dukasaur]

I don't think the mosquitoes will appreciate being referred to as "zero".

Unless you mean Zero:

Still won't.

Cool! Very good that someone is rescuing a Mossie from the scrapyard! My faith in humanity goes up one notch.

Would be a good fight to watch! The Mossie outperforms the Zero in every category, except for the Zero's legendary tight turning radius. Would be interesting to see if the Mosquito pilot could bring those four Hispanos to bear on the twisting, turning A6M

http://www.warbirdalley.com/mossie.htm

Performance:
Maximum Speed: 362 mph (Later photo-recon versions could exceed 425 mph)
Ceiling: 33,000 ft.
Range: 1,650 miles with full bomb load
Armament:
Four 20-mm cannon in nose
Four 7.7-mm (0.303-inch) machine guns in nose
2,000 pounds of bombs, or 1,000 pounds of bombs and eight rockets

http://www.aviation-history.com/mitsubishi/zero.html

A6M2 - Model 21 A6M5 - Model 52
Dimensions:
Wing span: 39 ft 4 7/16 in (12 m) 46 ft 1 1/16 in (11 m)
Length: 29 ft 8 11/16 in (9.06 m) 29 ft 11 3/32 in (9.121 m)
Height: 10 ft 0 1/16 in (3.05 m) 11 ft 6 5/32 in (3.509 m)
Weights:
Empty: 3,704 lb. (1,680 kg) 4,136 lb. (1,876 kg)
Loaded: 5,313 lb (2,410 kg) 6,025 lb (2,733 kg)
Performance:
Maximum Speed: 331.5 mph (288 kt)
@ 14,930 ft (4,550 m) 351 mph (305 kt)
@ 19,685 ft (6,000 m)
Service Ceiling: 32,810 ft. (10,000 m) 38,520 ft. (11,740 m)
Maximum Range: 1,930 miles (3,107 km) 1,194 miles (1,922 km)
Powerplant A6M2: Powerplant A6M5:
One Nakajima NK1C Sakae 12,
fourteen cyl., air-cooled, radial engine
rated at 940 hp for takeoff and 950 hp @ 13,780 ft (4,200 m), driving a three-blade metal propeller. One Nakajima NK1F Sakae 21,
fourteen cyl., air-cooled, radial engine
rated at 1,130 hp for takeoff and 980 hp @ 19,685 ft (6,000 m), driving a three-blade metal propeller.
Armament:
Two forward-firing 7.7 mm Type 97 machine-guns in the upper fuselage and
two wing-mounted 20 mm Type 99 cannon with two external 132 lb (60 kg) bombs.

[DoomYoshi]

It's ok, I will put it on a Lazy Susan and it will have great turning radius.

[AndyDufresne]

It's ok, I will put it on a Lazy Susan and it will have great turning radius.

DM, is this the kind of pro-feminist speech we can expect in New Costa Rica? (Also, have we decided on a name?)


--Andy

[2dimes]

Cool! Very good that someone is rescuing a Mossie from the scrapyard! My faith in humanity goes up one notch.

Well, sort of... I'm not sure how much is original.


"This is my grandfather's axe. It's like new. My dad put a new handle on it, last year I replaced the head."

[DoomYoshi]

Cool! Very good that someone is rescuing a Mossie from the scrapyard! My faith in humanity goes up one notch.

Well, sort of... I'm not sure how much is original.


"This is my grandfather's axe. It's like new. My dad put a new handle on it, last year I replaced the head."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

"Now, it is a law in Lloyd's that the Jane repaired all out of the old until she is entirely new is still the Jane."

This nonsense will not be allowed in Mejor Pais Siempre (the new Country name).