Riddles

[CBlake]

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

[AndyDufresne]

The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

He used a time machine.

[mordigan]

he left really slowly

[CBlake]

The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

This

[Army of GOD]

The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

This

Can you please explain as to how the other two answers aren't correct?

[AndyDufresne]

Guys, stop. I won CBLAKE's praise and congratulations fair and square. FAIR AND SQUARE.


--Andy

[CBlake]

The man obviously rode in on another man named Friday. The man who did the riding, naturally, was Robinson Crusoe.


--Andy

This

Can you please explain as to how the other two answers aren't correct?

Cuz its a riddle, there can only be 1 hehe

[macbone]

What do I have in my pocket?

[Gillipig]

That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

[BigBallinStalin]

That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Not Gillipig.

[mordigan]

binoculars

[AndyDufresne]

That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Not Gillipig.

BBS will always win with this answer though. I feel like this is always an answer to riddles. Even ones, like: "Who is Gillipig?" I still feel like the answer is "Not Gillipig."


--Andy

[Army of GOD]

That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Your mom who lost her eyes and ears after I stuck my dick in them

[AndyDufresne]

Are you sharp like a bee's dick?


--Andy

[Gillipig]

That's not a riddle. This is a riddle:

What has no eyes and no ears but sees and hears better than anyone?

Not Gillipig.

BBS will always win with this answer though. I feel like this is always an answer to riddles. Even ones, like: "Who is Gillipig?" I still feel like the answer is "Not Gillipig."


--Andy

Stop flattering me Andy, you know I'm prone to blushing.

[clangfield]

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

[Army of GOD]

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

[CBlake]

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Hey look it's Mr. I-post-after-the-guy-that-shows-up-late-to-the-thread-and-make-fun-of-him-because-I-am-so-kewl-and-have-a-tiny-package

[AndyDufresne]

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Hey look it's Mr. I-post-after-the-guy-that-shows-up-late-to-the-thread-and-make-fun-of-him-because-I-am-so-kewl-and-have-a-tiny-package

Hey look its Mr. I-should-instead-post-some-damn-riddles-or-else-I'll-sic-AOG-on-you-and-we-all-know-that-won't-end-well.-Or-maybe-I'll-sic-gillipig-on-you-and-he'll-have-someone-smother-you-since-he-is-into-that-sort-of-thing.-Also,-I-am-not-sure-the-last-time-I-saw-'kewl',-I-think-it-was-in-2004-in-an-mmorpg-that-was-heavily-played-by-brazilians-and-norwegians.-Sweet-deal,-man.


--Andy

[Gillipig]

Andy is scary when he get's angry.

[Army of GOD]

A man rode into town on Friday, stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible?


No cheatz plz

His horse was called Friday. Is that the best you got?

Hey look it's Mr. I-show-up-late-to-the-thread-and-post-the-obvious-answer-because-I-have-the-sense-of-humor-of-a-dead-rat

Hey look it's Mr. I-post-after-the-guy-that-shows-up-late-to-the-thread-and-make-fun-of-him-because-I-am-so-kewl-and-have-a-tiny-package

Hey look its Mr. I-should-instead-post-some-damn-riddles-or-else-I'll-sic-AOG-on-you-and-we-all-know-that-won't-end-well.-Or-maybe-I'll-sic-gillipig-on-you-and-he'll-have-someone-smother-you-since-he-is-into-that-sort-of-thing.-Also,-I-am-not-sure-the-last-time-I-saw-'kewl',-I-think-it-was-in-2004-in-an-mmorpg-that-was-heavily-played-by-brazilians-and-norwegians.-Sweet-deal,-man.


--Andy

Hey look it's Mr. Is-this-the-real-life-is-this-just-fantasy-caught-in-a-landslide-no-escape-from-reality-open-your-eyes-look-up-to-the-skies-and-see-I'm-just-a-poor-boy-I-need-no-sympathy-because-it's-easy-come-easy-go-little-high-little-low-any-way-the-wind-blows-doesn't-really-matter-to-me-to-me-mama-just-killed-a-man-put-a-gun-against-his-head-pulled-my-trigger-now-he's-dead-mama-life-had-just-begun-but-now-I've-gone-and-thrown-it-all-away-mama-ohhh-didn't-mean-to-make-you-cry-if-I'm-not-back-again-this-time-tomorrow-carry-on-carry-on-as-if-nothing-really-matters-too-late-my-time-has-come-sent-shivers-down-my-spine-body's-aching-all-the-time-goodbye-everybody-I've-got-to-go-gotta-leave-you-all-behind-and-face-the-truth-mama-ohhh-I-don't-wanna-die-I-sometimes-wish-I'd-never-been-born-at-all-guitar-solo-I-see-a-little-silhouetto-of-a-man-Scaramouche-Scaramouche-will-you-do-the-fandango-thunderbolts-and-lightning-very-very-frightening-galileo-galilego-galileo-figaro-magnifico-I'm-just-a-poor-boy-nobody-loves-me-he's-just-a-poor-boy-from-a-poor-family-spare-him-his-life-from-this-monstrosity-easy-come-easy-go-will-you-let-me-go-Bismillah-no-we-will-not-let-you-go-Bismilla-we-will-not-let-you-go-Bismilla-we-will-not-let-you-go-will-not-let-you-go-no-no-no-no-no-mama-mia-let-me-go-Beelzebub-has-a-devil-put-aside-for-me-for-me-for-me-guitar-break-so-you-think-you-can-stone-me-and-spit-in-my-eye-so-you-think-you-can-love-me-and-leave-me-to-die-oh-baby-can't-do-this-to-me-baby-just-gotta-get-out-just-gotta-get-right-outta-here-oh-slow-down-nothing-really-matters-anyone-can-see-nothering-really-matters-nothing-really-matters-to-me-anyway-the-wind-blows

[Gillipig]

I'm not reading that. You sir, suck!

[CBlake]

What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs.

[Army of GOD]

What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs.

my poop