Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Qwert

[safariguy5]

For the 103rd issue of the CC Newsletter, longtime mapmaker Qwert will be interviewed. Ask away!

[HardAttack]

1. why did you change ur name from qwert into Qwert ?
2. define beauty
3. do you think cc is beautiful ? explain how please.
4. is there any relation in between qwert, invert, and revert ?
5. do you hate dice ?

[rdsrds2120]

Why not qwerty?

BMO

[TeeGee]

You are one of the most vocal in the thread Is CC declining, if you had the ability, what if anything would you do to stop this perceived decline?

[iAmCaffeine]

How does it feel to now be using a capital Q rather than the lower case? Does it increase the size of your e-peen? Should we now all refer to you as sir, or madame, or another title you may prefer?

If you take the games played on Pelo' War, add that to games played on Imperium Romanum, divide by games played on WWII Europe and multiply by games played on WWII Iwo Jima, what result do you get? Also, how many jaffa cakes can you buy with this figure?

What is your favourite form of caffeine?

[The Voice]

Would you propose an alternative to the UN, or should it be done away with completely?

[Dukasaur]

When are you going to stop sulking and make some more maps?

[patrickaa317]

How often do you use a translate program, such as google translate?

What is your favorite map that you made?

Have you cross mapped all the maps you created?

What map did you create that you wish you didn't?

[OliverFA]

Do you think the second revolution will succeed?

[The Voice]

Did they do this on purpose?

[Swifte]

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your feelings towards running Clan League 5?
What has been your favorite part of running Clan League 5? Least favorite?

[mcshanester29]

How much time goes into running the CL5? Do you enjoy it enough to run CL6?

[hmsps]

how did you come up with your username? Did you fall head first on the keyboard?

[Armandolas]

Making a new map is in your plans?
If you were to start a new map today, what would it be about?

[Qwert]

are you going to answer all this questions?

[Gillipig]

No.


As for questions directed to you, how low do you think the number of users on the scoreboard will sink to next year? And what can I do to further the decline?

[nagerous]

How have you managed to stay dedicated to this site for so long?

[iAmCaffeine]

On a scale of 1 to Alexander the Great how much more powerful do you feel with a capital Q?

On a scale of BoganGod to 10 how much more responsible do you feel with a capital Q?

On a scale of lackattack to bigWham, with a median factor of El_Jefe, what is nagerous' middle name?

[Dukasaur]

What was the best victory you ever had on CC?

What was the most terrible defeat you ever had on CC?

What is your favourite map (not counting your own)?

What was your favourite tournament to organise?

What was your favourite tournament to play in?

What was your favourite clan war?

What was the wildest forum argument you ever had?

What is your favourite game option?

[e_i_pi]

Why did they make the shortcut for the word "at" take two keystrokes?
How long is a piece of string?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Will your answer to this question be no?

[safariguy5]

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the upcoming issue of the CC Newsletter.