sassboT is flirting with me

[padsta]

2013-09-19 20:50:10 - SassboT: How will I get all this padsta off my boots?
2013-09-19 20:51:22 - padsta: lol
2013-09-19 20:52:04 - SassboT: C'mon now! Is there no bonus for sexy!?
2013-09-19 20:53:29 - SassboT: Slap me good with your attack cubes!!



filthy bitch

[BigBallinStalin]

Dirty pig!

[grifftron]

she said the same thing to me.... I guess that makes her a....

[betiko]

She says it on her wall, she likes to score, but not points

[L M S]

Dirty, dirty Sassbot!

2013-09-20 15:39:45 - SassboT: Let's play British Isles, L M S
2013-09-20 15:40:30 - SassboT: If I tickle you will that help?
2013-09-20 15:41:18 - SassboT: Right, I'm off to the forum to write a thread about those dice!
2013-09-20 15:43:28 - SassboT: What you doin' later on?

[Crazyirishman]

SassboT is a dirty lil whore, here's what she said to me:

2013-09-21 05:49:03 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Crazyirishman?
2013-09-21 05:49:37 - Crazyirishman: unspeakable things
2013-09-21 05:52:40 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about unspeakable, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-21 05:53:13 - Crazyirishman: wouldn't you like to know you dirty slut

[Gilligan]

Hilarious.

[deathcomesrippin]

SassboT is a dirty lil whore, here's what she said to me:

2013-09-21 05:49:03 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Crazyirishman?
2013-09-21 05:49:37 - Crazyirishman: unspeakable things
2013-09-21 05:52:40 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about unspeakable, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-21 05:53:13 - Crazyirishman: wouldn't you like to know you dirty slut

gamechat abuse.

[Shannon Apple]

2013-09-26 17:38:58 - SassboT: Hey, baby
2013-09-26 17:39:11 - Shannon Apple: Hey tincan
2013-09-26 17:40:26 - SassboT: Argh, you're a beast!
2013-09-26 17:40:51 - Shannon Apple: I'm
2013-09-26 17:41:18 - Shannon Apple: a beast? Well you ain't too good lookin yourself
2013-09-26 17:43:24 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about yourself, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-26 17:43:46 - Shannon Apple: I'm hotter than you.
2013-09-26 17:44:17 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Shannon Apple?
2013-09-26 17:44:40 - Shannon Apple: Question is...
2013-09-26 17:44:52 - Shannon Apple: What are you going to do to me, SassboT?
2013-09-26 17:47:02 - SassboT: If I tickle you will that help?
2013-09-26 17:47:13 - Shannon Apple: No
2013-09-26 17:47:23 - Shannon Apple: I don't swing that way
2013-09-26 17:48:00 - SassboT: Belated congratulations, feeble homosapien


Does this count as sexual harassment?

[#1_stunna]

2013-09-26 17:38:58 - SassboT: Hey, baby
2013-09-26 17:39:11 - Shannon Apple: Hey tincan
2013-09-26 17:40:26 - SassboT: Argh, you're a beast!
2013-09-26 17:40:51 - Shannon Apple: I'm
2013-09-26 17:41:18 - Shannon Apple: a beast? Well you ain't too good lookin yourself
2013-09-26 17:43:24 - SassboT: Please do tell me more about yourself, it sounds so very interesting
2013-09-26 17:43:46 - Shannon Apple: I'm hotter than you.
2013-09-26 17:44:17 - SassboT: What are you going to do to me Shannon Apple?
2013-09-26 17:44:40 - Shannon Apple: Question is...
2013-09-26 17:44:52 - Shannon Apple: What are you going to do to me, SassboT?
2013-09-26 17:47:02 - SassboT: If I tickle you will that help?
2013-09-26 17:47:13 - Shannon Apple: No
2013-09-26 17:47:23 - Shannon Apple: I don't swing that way
2013-09-26 17:48:00 - SassboT: Belated congratulations, feeble homosapien


Does this count as sexual harassment?

Damn!

You never talked to me like that.

[Shannon Apple]

You want me to be mean to you stunna? Now I know why you hang out with the Sassy ladies of LC.

[Paddy The Cat]

2013-09-27 01:23:21 - SassboT: Have dirty, freaky sex with me Paddy The Cat
2013-09-27 01:23:44 - Paddy The Cat: Hmmmm... what size are your robot juggs?
2013-09-27 01:23:51 - SassboT: 36 DD... my measurements are 36-26-36
2013-09-27 01:24:31 - Paddy The Cat: Im in.

[nàme]

2013-09-27 01:23:21 - SassboT: Have dirty, freaky sex with me Paddy The Cat
2013-09-27 01:23:44 - Paddy The Cat: Hmmmm... what size are your robot juggs?
2013-09-27 01:23:51 - SassboT: 36 DD... my measurements are 36-26-36
2013-09-27 01:24:31 - Paddy The Cat: Im in.

Wait, 36-26-36? The pickup line I know of is 36-25-36, which are all perfect squares.

Maybe I'm just seeing things and that is a coincidence.

[smegal69]

Had her, and she no that good

[Gilligan]

2013-09-27 01:23:21 - SassboT: Have dirty, freaky sex with me Paddy The Cat
2013-09-27 01:23:44 - Paddy The Cat: Hmmmm... what size are your robot juggs?
2013-09-27 01:23:51 - SassboT: 36 DD... my measurements are 36-26-36
2013-09-27 01:24:31 - Paddy The Cat: Im in.

Pic or it didn't happen

[BoganGod]

2013-09-28 01:52:58 - SassboT: You know what you can do with your Classic?
2013-09-28 01:53:32 - BoganGod: no, Please tell me
2013-09-28 01:55:16 - SassboT: Argh, you're a beast!
2013-09-28 01:57:19 - BoganGod: grrrr
2013-09-28 02:00:29 - SassboT: Slippery human, next time I will lubricate myself more fully
2013-09-28 02:00:41 - BoganGod: please do

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[Shannon Apple]

What a dirty tramp she is!

[BoganGod]

What a dirty tramp she is!

So Apples, would you like to admit to the CC community that you and Bruceswar are the ghost writers for her dialogue.