the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

DY, you have to understand, math isn't always the point. Sometimes the absurdity of the experiment is the takeaway!?!?!

Also, bird "hunts" man on a bicycle:



**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

[targetman377]

andy stop monkeying around on the internet.

[Quirk]

BPotW

[strike wolf]

So, have you heard about the Infinite Monkey Theorem? You probably have.

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Two years ago Jesse Anderson [a 'creative engineer'] used Amazon's cloud computing resources to create a virtual monkey army that quickly and randomly assembled works of the Bard. (Anderson has a nice visualization on his website of the way the words emerged in Shakespeare's poem A Lovers Complaint.)

Check it out here, and you can see it in action, sort of: http://www.jesse-anderson.com/monkeysvis/monkeys.htm Move your cursor over the poem.

You can choose other works in the top right, including full length plays.

**Leaves behind an infinite bowl of bananas**


--Andy

C. Montgomery Burns: "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"

[Quirk]

You stupid monkey!

[AndyDufresne]

You stupid monkey!

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**

Also, want to have a chat with a telemarketer robot? http://io9.com/freakishly-realistic-tel ... 1481050295


--Andy

[Gillipig]

You stupid monkey!

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**

Also, want to have a chat with a telemarketer robot? http://io9.com/freakishly-realistic-tel ... 1481050295


--Andy

Does it have an Indian dialect? I won't talk to non Indian phone operator.

[Quirk]

[2dimes]

That's a great looking shrubbery!

[DoomYoshi]

kids getting too tall.

stahp it

[2dimes]

He's on a wagon/in a tree.

[2dimes]

[Quirk]

[2dimes]

That aught to kill the thread. Attention NSA dudes, I didn't look at that picture.

[AndyDufresne]

That tub kind of looks like a giant sink. Or maybe it is a regular sized sink and Quirk's family are hobbits.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

hobbit family, quirk are you going to see the hobbit?

[AndyDufresne]

Check out Project For Awesome 2013 if you haven't already, and donate to charity if you feel like it. I like these folks.

http://www.projectforawesome.com/about

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

BPotW

[AndyDufresne]

I am pretty sure I am going to make some little smokies this evening.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

andy i don't think its good idea to make kids smoke!!!!

[Quirk]

Here's a pic from last year. The pacifier and turning things on in my car are discouraged but Seany rarely listens

[Jdsizzleslice]

Who in here likes credit cards?

[targetman377]

i don't have a credit card

[rdsrds2120]

Here's a pic from last year. The pacifier and turning things on in my car are discouraged but Seany rarely listens

You look a tad like John Green with your glasses on.

--Gomez

[2dimes]

Who in here likes credit cards?

I like per-paid ones for sure. They're convenient and getting points is nice but I have got too far along with them in the past. That sucks real bad.

Beats having the equivalent in cash on your person.