the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:31 pm

DY, you have to understand, math isn't always the point. Sometimes the absurdity of the experiment is the takeaway!?!?!

Also, bird "hunts" man on a bicycle:

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**

--Andy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:53 pm

andy stop monkeying around on the internet.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:20 am

BPotW

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:15 am

AndyDufresne wrote:So, have you heard about the Infinite Monkey Theorem? You probably have.

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

NPR wrote:Two years ago Jesse Anderson [a 'creative engineer'] used Amazon's cloud computing resources to create a virtual monkey army that quickly and randomly assembled works of the Bard. (Anderson has a nice visualization on his website of the way the words emerged in Shakespeare's poem A Lovers Complaint.)
Check it out here, and you can see it in action, sort of: http://www.jesse-anderson.com/monkeysvis/monkeys.htm Move your cursor over the poem.

You can choose other works in the top right, including full length plays.

**Leaves behind an infinite bowl of bananas**

--Andy

C. Montgomery Burns: "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:29 pm

You stupid monkey!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:44 pm

Quirk wrote:You stupid monkey!

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**

Also, want to have a chat with a telemarketer robot? http://io9.com/freakishly-realistic-tel ... 1481050295

--Andy

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:51 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
Quirk wrote:You stupid monkey!

**Leaves behind a banana bunch**

Also, want to have a chat with a telemarketer robot? http://io9.com/freakishly-realistic-tel ... 1481050295

--Andy

Does it have an Indian dialect? I won't talk to non Indian phone operator.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:51 am

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:55 am

That's a great looking shrubbery!

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:37 am

kids getting too tall.

stahp it

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:51 am

He's on a wagon/in a tree.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:53 am

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:43 pm

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:43 am

That aught to kill the thread. Attention NSA dudes, I didn't look at that picture.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:55 am

That tub kind of looks like a giant sink. Or maybe it is a regular sized sink and Quirk's family are hobbits.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:27 pm

hobbit family, quirk are you going to see the hobbit?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:14 pm

Check out Project For Awesome 2013 if you haven't already, and donate to charity if you feel like it. I like these folks.

http://www.projectforawesome.com/about

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:11 am

BPotW

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:00 pm

I am pretty sure I am going to make some little smokies this evening.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:11 pm

andy i don't think its good idea to make kids smoke!!!!

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 1:42 pm

Here's a pic from last year. The pacifier and turning things on in my car are discouraged but Seany rarely listens

Jdsizzleslice · Post by **Jdsizzleslice** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:10 pm

Who in here likes credit cards?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:03 am

i don't have a credit card

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:59 am

Quirk wrote:Here's a pic from last year. The pacifier and turning things on in my car are discouraged but Seany rarely listens

You look a tad like John Green with your glasses on.

--Gomez

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:53 am

Jdsizzleslice wrote:Who in here likes credit cards?

I like per-paid ones for sure. They're convenient and getting points is nice but I have got too far along with them in the past. That sucks real bad.

Beats having the equivalent in cash on your person.

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