Which dating websites have you used?

[notyou2]

Yes, even if you are muslim or taoist.

[2dimes]

I don't know for sure but, if you're looking to back door Christian chicks you won't want to be upfront about it. Did I analogy that right?

[notyou2]

I don't know for sure but, if you're looking to back door Christian chicks you won't want to be upfront about it. Did I analogy that right?

Your analysis is correct.

[MoB Deadly]

What's that app where you skim through people's profiles, and if you like it, then it notifies them? If you dislike, then your profile is removed from their viewing pleasure?


(It's an app for organizing zeroprice sex).

Tinder?

[saxitoxin]

What's that app where you skim through people's profiles, and if you like it, then it notifies them? If you dislike, then your profile is removed from their viewing pleasure?


(It's an app for organizing zeroprice sex).

Tinder?

I was gonna guess GRINDR, but then I figured - knowing BBS - he would probably already know the name of that without having to ask.

[nietzsche]

Does Esmeralda approve of all this?

[Minister Masket]

>looks at options

Yeah that's fine, I didn't need my sides anyway.

I'm a bit of a Boring Barry. Not used a dating site, but then I am at University so...yeah.

[saxitoxin]

Not used a dating site, but then I am at University so...yeah.

city folks JUST DON'T GET IT

[betiko]

we have very different ones here. i was one of the first to open an account on a site (so my account is free) called adoptaguy (but the original french version) and basically guys aren t allowed to contact girls, they come to you and you are like a supermarket product. of course you remain free to chose if you'll give the girl limbo or not lol.

i heard about an app that everybody is using and that shows you singles at walking distance, you just go yes/no and people are just aware of the yes (i don t know if it isn t the same thing bbs is talking about, but i think it is)

[Dukasaur]

Well, I guess I should put in a plug for PlentyOfFish, since it gave me a success story today.

Those of you who know me already know that my wife left me a couple of months ago, and I've been a bit unsure of how to go about dating in the modern world. Last time I was on the market was long time ago -- I was scrupulously faithful to my wife the entire 11 years we were together -- and back then although internet dating was already happening frequently but it still wasn't the norm, so I ignored it.

So, flash forward to the present date, and internet dating is the only way to go. I found myself quite at a loss about what sites to use, and how to go about it. I tried a whole pile of sites. Some of them are blatant cash grabs. All of them will allow you to sign up for free, but many will leave a free account completely crippled and featureless. Others are only frequented by scam artists who want to sell you pictures of themselves, etc. Some have such a tiny user base as to be useless.

Three weeks ago I got on Plenty of Fish, but at first I was mostly rebuffed, because I didn't have any pictures of myself. Everyone will tell you that you will get no traffic without pics, and it's true. I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the patience to read the manual and figure out how to upload the pics to my computer. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally got someone to take some pictures of me and email them to me, and I figured out how to crop them. (Incidentally, the new version of Paint that comes with Vista actually does a pretty good job cropping and resizing photos, and it stores them as .jpgs. I'm used to the regular version of Paint that came with Windows 95, it only did .bmps and if you resized them they turned into a dog's breakfast, but I digress.)

Anyway, last night I uploaded the pics at 21:00. By midnight I had several letters from lonely ladies. By 02:00, I had arranged a lunch date for today, and by 17:00 I was, for the first time in eleven years, stuffing a vagina that was not my wife's. Hallelujah!

Actually, "Hallelujah!" is appropriate in more ways than one, because not only is this an excellent symbolic victory for me, getting laid before my wife does as we head on up Divorce Alley, but also this was the first time in my life that I've gotten laid while listening to gospel music. I couldn't believe this chick put gospel music on the CD player while opening up heaven's gate for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks, and whatever they need to get to Big O Country, I can live with. As long as it's not anything disgusting.

Anyway, that's my story. Now you know. Plenty of Fish. And get some pics taken.

[saxitoxin]

Well, I guess I should put in a plug for PlentyOfFish, since it gave me a success story today.

Those of you who know me already know that my wife left me a couple of months ago, and I've been a bit unsure of how to go about dating in the modern world. Last time I was on the market was long time ago -- I was scrupulously faithful to my wife the entire 11 years we were together -- and back then although internet dating was already happening frequently but it still wasn't the norm, so I ignored it.

So, flash forward to the present date, and internet dating is the only way to go. I found myself quite at a loss about what sites to use, and how to go about it. I tried a whole pile of sites. Some of them are blatant cash grabs. All of them will allow you to sign up for free, but many will leave a free account completely crippled and featureless. Others are only frequented by scam artists who want to sell you pictures of themselves, etc. Some have such a tiny user base as to be useless.

Three weeks ago I got on Plenty of Fish, but at first I was mostly rebuffed, because I didn't have any pictures of myself. Everyone will tell you that you will get no traffic without pics, and it's true. I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the patience to read the manual and figure out how to upload the pics to my computer. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally got someone to take some pictures of me and email them to me, and I figured out how to crop them. (Incidentally, the new version of Paint that comes with Vista actually does a pretty good job cropping and resizing photos, and it stores them as .jpgs. I'm used to the regular version of Paint that came with Windows 95, it only did .bmps and if you resized them they turned into a dog's breakfast, but I digress.)

Anyway, last night I uploaded the pics at 21:00. By midnight I had several letters from lonely ladies. By 02:00, I had arranged a lunch date for today, and by 17:00 I was, for the first time in eleven years, stuffing a vagina that was not my wife's. Hallelujah!

Actually, "Hallelujah!" is appropriate in more ways than one, because not only is this an excellent symbolic victory for me, getting laid before my wife does as we head on up Divorce Alley, but also this was the first time in my life that I've gotten laid while listening to gospel music. I couldn't believe this chick put gospel music on the CD player while opening up heaven's gate for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks, and whatever they need to get to Big O Country, I can live with. As long as it's not anything disgusting.

Anyway, that's my story. Now you know. Plenty of Fish. And get some pics taken.

HEADSPIN

This started as a charming, sentimental story like you might see on Masterpiece Theater ... but ended like the trailer for a new video on BangBros.

[Razorvich]

I met my wife on 10 years ago on Lavalife .... and now with 2 kids ... they are all out at the shops spending money

[nietzsche]

Well, I guess I should put in a plug for PlentyOfFish, since it gave me a success story today.

Those of you who know me already know that my wife left me a couple of months ago, and I've been a bit unsure of how to go about dating in the modern world. Last time I was on the market was long time ago -- I was scrupulously faithful to my wife the entire 11 years we were together -- and back then although internet dating was already happening frequently but it still wasn't the norm, so I ignored it.

So, flash forward to the present date, and internet dating is the only way to go. I found myself quite at a loss about what sites to use, and how to go about it. I tried a whole pile of sites. Some of them are blatant cash grabs. All of them will allow you to sign up for free, but many will leave a free account completely crippled and featureless. Others are only frequented by scam artists who want to sell you pictures of themselves, etc. Some have such a tiny user base as to be useless.

Three weeks ago I got on Plenty of Fish, but at first I was mostly rebuffed, because I didn't have any pictures of myself. Everyone will tell you that you will get no traffic without pics, and it's true. I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the patience to read the manual and figure out how to upload the pics to my computer. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally got someone to take some pictures of me and email them to me, and I figured out how to crop them. (Incidentally, the new version of Paint that comes with Vista actually does a pretty good job cropping and resizing photos, and it stores them as .jpgs. I'm used to the regular version of Paint that came with Windows 95, it only did .bmps and if you resized them they turned into a dog's breakfast, but I digress.)

Anyway, last night I uploaded the pics at 21:00. By midnight I had several letters from lonely ladies. By 02:00, I had arranged a lunch date for today, and by 17:00 I was, for the first time in eleven years, stuffing a vagina that was not my wife's. Hallelujah!

Actually, "Hallelujah!" is appropriate in more ways than one, because not only is this an excellent symbolic victory for me, getting laid before my wife does as we head on up Divorce Alley, but also this was the first time in my life that I've gotten laid while listening to gospel music. I couldn't believe this chick put gospel music on the CD player while opening up heaven's gate for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks, and whatever they need to get to Big O Country, I can live with. As long as it's not anything disgusting.

Anyway, that's my story. Now you know. Plenty of Fish. And get some pics taken.

pics or it didn't happen.

[betiko]

Lol at duka s story!
And yeah, it seems pretty obvious that no pics no visits. Are you interested in a profile without pics? Without being completely obsessed with the physical appearance, you still want to know if you re even interested to bother talking to the person.
A few month ago a girl started talking to me and i told her no pic not interested. She couldn t understand that! I asked her if she would ve gone on my profile if it was as empty as hers and without pic. She got the message, and a couple of days ago she sends a message telling me that she now filled her profile and pics. She looked rather insignificant so i never replied back, but she now has a profile page thanks to me!

[2dimes]

[BigBallinStalin]

What's that app where you skim through people's profiles, and if you like it, then it notifies them? If you dislike, then your profile is removed from their viewing pleasure?


(It's an app for organizing zeroprice sex).

Tinder?

I was gonna guess GRINDR, but then I figured - knowing BBS - he would probably already know the name of that without having to ask.

Thanks, I was trying to recall both because they're pretty much the same but not really.

Never used either because I'm not a slut, but I am reconsidering. Same with dating websites; I haven't mustered enough care.

[Anarkistsdream]

BBS, grindr is for the gays... you knew that..... right?

[nietzsche]

Well, I guess I should put in a plug for PlentyOfFish, since it gave me a success story today.

Those of you who know me already know that my wife left me a couple of months ago, and I've been a bit unsure of how to go about dating in the modern world. Last time I was on the market was long time ago -- I was scrupulously faithful to my wife the entire 11 years we were together -- and back then although internet dating was already happening frequently but it still wasn't the norm, so I ignored it.

So, flash forward to the present date, and internet dating is the only way to go. I found myself quite at a loss about what sites to use, and how to go about it. I tried a whole pile of sites. Some of them are blatant cash grabs. All of them will allow you to sign up for free, but many will leave a free account completely crippled and featureless. Others are only frequented by scam artists who want to sell you pictures of themselves, etc. Some have such a tiny user base as to be useless.

Three weeks ago I got on Plenty of Fish, but at first I was mostly rebuffed, because I didn't have any pictures of myself. Everyone will tell you that you will get no traffic without pics, and it's true. I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the patience to read the manual and figure out how to upload the pics to my computer. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally got someone to take some pictures of me and email them to me, and I figured out how to crop them. (Incidentally, the new version of Paint that comes with Vista actually does a pretty good job cropping and resizing photos, and it stores them as .jpgs. I'm used to the regular version of Paint that came with Windows 95, it only did .bmps and if you resized them they turned into a dog's breakfast, but I digress.)

Anyway, last night I uploaded the pics at 21:00. By midnight I had several letters from lonely ladies. By 02:00, I had arranged a lunch date for today, and by 17:00 I was, for the first time in eleven years, stuffing a vagina that was not my wife's. Hallelujah!

Actually, "Hallelujah!" is appropriate in more ways than one, because not only is this an excellent symbolic victory for me, getting laid before my wife does as we head on up Divorce Alley, but also this was the first time in my life that I've gotten laid while listening to gospel music. I couldn't believe this chick put gospel music on the CD player while opening up heaven's gate for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks, and whatever they need to get to Big O Country, I can live with. As long as it's not anything disgusting.

Anyway, that's my story. Now you know. Plenty of Fish. And get some pics taken.

You know, after pondering this post.. I couldn't help but notice how this is an excellent ad by Dukasaur... I was tempted to go to the site to take a look but then I didn't, but it's that I'm almost immune to ads. But how many of you actually went there?

TELL US Dukasaur, how much do they pay you??

[saxitoxin]

Well, I guess I should put in a plug for PlentyOfFish, since it gave me a success story today.

Those of you who know me already know that my wife left me a couple of months ago, and I've been a bit unsure of how to go about dating in the modern world. Last time I was on the market was long time ago -- I was scrupulously faithful to my wife the entire 11 years we were together -- and back then although internet dating was already happening frequently but it still wasn't the norm, so I ignored it.

So, flash forward to the present date, and internet dating is the only way to go. I found myself quite at a loss about what sites to use, and how to go about it. I tried a whole pile of sites. Some of them are blatant cash grabs. All of them will allow you to sign up for free, but many will leave a free account completely crippled and featureless. Others are only frequented by scam artists who want to sell you pictures of themselves, etc. Some have such a tiny user base as to be useless.

Three weeks ago I got on Plenty of Fish, but at first I was mostly rebuffed, because I didn't have any pictures of myself. Everyone will tell you that you will get no traffic without pics, and it's true. I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the patience to read the manual and figure out how to upload the pics to my computer. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally got someone to take some pictures of me and email them to me, and I figured out how to crop them. (Incidentally, the new version of Paint that comes with Vista actually does a pretty good job cropping and resizing photos, and it stores them as .jpgs. I'm used to the regular version of Paint that came with Windows 95, it only did .bmps and if you resized them they turned into a dog's breakfast, but I digress.)

Anyway, last night I uploaded the pics at 21:00. By midnight I had several letters from lonely ladies. By 02:00, I had arranged a lunch date for today, and by 17:00 I was, for the first time in eleven years, stuffing a vagina that was not my wife's. Hallelujah!

Actually, "Hallelujah!" is appropriate in more ways than one, because not only is this an excellent symbolic victory for me, getting laid before my wife does as we head on up Divorce Alley, but also this was the first time in my life that I've gotten laid while listening to gospel music. I couldn't believe this chick put gospel music on the CD player while opening up heaven's gate for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks, and whatever they need to get to Big O Country, I can live with. As long as it's not anything disgusting.

Anyway, that's my story. Now you know. Plenty of Fish. And get some pics taken.

You know, after pondering this post.. I couldn't help but notice how this is an excellent ad by Dukasaur... I was tempted to go to the site to take a look

Because you wanted to stuff a vagina that wasn't your wife's while listening to gospel music, or because you wanted to schedule a lunch date with Dukasaur?

[Metsfanmax]

Well, I guess I should put in a plug for PlentyOfFish, since it gave me a success story today.

Those of you who know me already know that my wife left me a couple of months ago, and I've been a bit unsure of how to go about dating in the modern world. Last time I was on the market was long time ago -- I was scrupulously faithful to my wife the entire 11 years we were together -- and back then although internet dating was already happening frequently but it still wasn't the norm, so I ignored it.

So, flash forward to the present date, and internet dating is the only way to go. I found myself quite at a loss about what sites to use, and how to go about it. I tried a whole pile of sites. Some of them are blatant cash grabs. All of them will allow you to sign up for free, but many will leave a free account completely crippled and featureless. Others are only frequented by scam artists who want to sell you pictures of themselves, etc. Some have such a tiny user base as to be useless.

Three weeks ago I got on Plenty of Fish, but at first I was mostly rebuffed, because I didn't have any pictures of myself. Everyone will tell you that you will get no traffic without pics, and it's true. I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the patience to read the manual and figure out how to upload the pics to my computer. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I finally got someone to take some pictures of me and email them to me, and I figured out how to crop them. (Incidentally, the new version of Paint that comes with Vista actually does a pretty good job cropping and resizing photos, and it stores them as .jpgs. I'm used to the regular version of Paint that came with Windows 95, it only did .bmps and if you resized them they turned into a dog's breakfast, but I digress.)

Anyway, last night I uploaded the pics at 21:00. By midnight I had several letters from lonely ladies. By 02:00, I had arranged a lunch date for today, and by 17:00 I was, for the first time in eleven years, stuffing a vagina that was not my wife's. Hallelujah!

Actually, "Hallelujah!" is appropriate in more ways than one, because not only is this an excellent symbolic victory for me, getting laid before my wife does as we head on up Divorce Alley, but also this was the first time in my life that I've gotten laid while listening to gospel music. I couldn't believe this chick put gospel music on the CD player while opening up heaven's gate for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks, and whatever they need to get to Big O Country, I can live with. As long as it's not anything disgusting.

Anyway, that's my story. Now you know. Plenty of Fish. And get some pics taken.

You know, after pondering this post.. I couldn't help but notice how this is an excellent ad by Dukasaur... I was tempted to go to the site to take a look

Because you wanted to stuff a vagina that wasn't your wife's while listening to gospel music, or because you wanted to schedule a lunch date with Dukasaur?

Now now, you know that Nietzsche isn't married.

[nietzsche]

How far south do you drive your truck Dukasaur?

[betiko]

How far south do you drive your truck Dukasaur?

He can go down south, don t you worry!

[notyou2]

She looked rather insignificant so i never replied back, but she now has a profile page thanks to me!

Um, I realize English isn't your first language, but this is pretty bad. "Insignificant" is a poor choice of words in this instance. It pretty much says you felt she is worthless and I don't think that is what you meant. You probably meant she was very plain (average or ordinary) looking and not for you.

[mrswdk]

I lol'd at the part about stuffing a new vagina.

I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money

Time to buy a 21st century phone, brother.

[betiko]

She looked rather insignificant so i never replied back, but she now has a profile page thanks to me!

Um, I realize English isn't your first language, but this is pretty bad. "Insignificant" is a poor choice of words in this instance. It pretty much says you felt she is worthless and I don't think that is what you meant. You probably meant she was very plain (average or ordinary) looking and not for you.

You are probably right. Off topic, did you just add splinter cell in your signature? I finally understand what your avatar represents lol

I lol'd at the part about stuffing a new vagina.

I don't own a digital camera, I wouldn't want to spend that kind of money

Time to buy a 21st century phone, brother.

Yeah, i was shocked about the camera part too. Wondering how many phones i ve owned with an integrated camera... But i d say the first was most probably 10 years ago or more. Also thinking about my grandparents who have phones for old people; a brand marketed for the elder with huge numbers, almost no option and still an integrated digital camera... Do you even own a cellphone duka? If you do, is it a nokia 5110 on which you can play that cool snake game? you can even choose a ringtone and make your friends laugh when it s actually playing a tune (not just a ring ring!)

Also.. Do they still sell none digital cameras? Not to mention that all laptops and tablets also have integrated digital cameras. Also, now almost all printers are scanners... So you probably can scan a normal picture and make it digital.

Were you kidding duka?