Who should have kids?

[AndyDufresne]

Or just steal a dash cam from the mafia, and then walk. Travel will be even more epic.


--Andy

[Baron Von PWN]

Take the trip, and record it with your dash cam. Then we at CC can get a POV experience for Sochi, through you.


--Andy

I'm not watching 9 hours of highway cam showing a bleak Russian countryside in winter unless BvP can guarantee Russian mafia involvement.

Unfortunately I can't do any of it, as I lack a dash cam, mafia connections, or even a car.

American mail-order bride. For years unconnected car-less Americans have been stealing all Russia's beauties, now it's time for some payback!

Actually I already have an American wife. Fortunately she looks nothing like scotty's lady.

[iAmCaffeine]

BBS convinced me with his sexy civilisation of justice whatchamacallit.

[saxitoxin]

I realize I'm not even a choice, so this test might be my only chance to really prove why.

VACCINATE - YES OR NO? No; not because of autism or anything, I'm just not going to raise anyone who can't evolve faster than the viruses.

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE? NO!

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING? Shooting, preferably while doing any of the other three, just in case there are some crazy futuristic emergencies.

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND? Scouting. The girls get cookie connections.

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL? Home school; I'm not getting any special results if I can't train them while they're little.

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL? Home school.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY? Yes.

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA? Debate, and they can overthrow me if I lose since it's homeschooling.

WILD CARD: Crazy Eights

impressive responses --- slash has been promoted to the Big Board and Metsfanmax has been dropped

[saxitoxin]

[nietzsche]

Is NotHavingKids FDA approved?

When can I get it in Mexico?

[Lootifer]

VACCINATE - YES OR NO?
Yes

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE?
Depends on what they are best at; I'd guess that any of my offspring would prob want to play little league though

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING?
Skiing and Skating

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND?
Outward bound

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL?
Montessori

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL?
I'd entertain any kind except for Home School

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY?
I'd strongly encourage any child of mine to pursue competitive sports (I dont care what), but if they drag their heels I aint going to force it on them

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA?
Same answer as spoting question (though this situation is only likely if the wifes genes dominate, im a sports focussed intravert) - Math club would be cool though

WILD CARD
Im pretty messed up, so good odds on my kids being messed up; my parenting style is probably going to be mostly damage control

[saxitoxin]

VACCINATE - YES OR NO?
Yes

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE?
Depends on what they are best at; I'd guess that any of my offspring would prob want to play little league though

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING?
Skiing and Skating

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND?
Outward bound

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL?
Montessori

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL?
I'd entertain any kind except for Home School

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY?
I'd strongly encourage any child of mine to pursue competitive sports (I dont care what), but if they drag their heels I aint going to force it on them

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA?
Same answer as spoting question (though this situation is only likely if the wifes genes dominate, im a sports focussed intravert) - Math club would be cool though

WILD CARD
Im pretty messed up, so good odds on my kids being messed up; my parenting style is probably going to be mostly damage control

Just switched my vote from Lootifer to AoG.

[AndyDufresne]

fill out the following form to make a case for yourself; the first person to get all the correct answers receives 2 bonus votes

VACCINATE - YES OR NO? YES

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE? VIDEO GAMES and MOVIES

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING? VIDEO GAMES and MOVIES

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND? VIDEO GAMES and MOVIES

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL? KINDERGARTEN COP STYLE

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL? PUBLIC SCHOOL

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY? VIDEO GAMES and MOVIES (primarily)

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA? DRAMA

WILD CARD
STAR TREK GIFS

--Andy

[mrswdk]

Boarding school is obviously the best sort of high school, and rugby is obviously the best high school sport.

Other than that, none of those things are really worth worrying about.

[notyou2]

fill out the following form to make a case for yourself; the first person to get all the correct answers receives 2 bonus votes

VACCINATE - YES OR NO? Drugs are good

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE? Drum Kit

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING? Spear fishing sharks

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND? Outdoors Bound

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL? Comics

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL? Illustrated Books

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY? Gator Wrastlin

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA?Schoolyard Dealer

WILD CARDMullet and tattooed knuckles

[saxitoxin]

THE VOTING IS FINISHED

It appears BBS is the Conquer Club stud.

Queue to the left, ladies.

[BigBallinStalin]